The Masons Got to me.

[Todd]

In the early hours of the morning i passed a metalic like object in my stool. It is about 5 inches long 3 inches around. There are no seems on it or weld marks. It is deep purple with a deep green band around it. Diamond tipped on one end and octoganal shapped on the other end.

A hacksaw will not cut it or even mark it, nor will a sabre saw or a skill saw. The tourch did not mark it or even heat it. A chisel and hammer was not able to put any marks on the object.

After a few hours of trying to cut, pry and beat the object open there is not even so much as a mark on it.

I knew they were after me , I didn't know they had already compromised me though. What do I do now folks. Go into hiding or stand and fight.

 

[DarlingBri]

If I beg...

...will you go into hiding?

 

[Todd]

Re: If I beg...

...will you go into hiding?

nah i was in hiding and they still found me

 

[Ambrosious]

Todd

Sell it to a "Trekie." Call it a "phaser" or something. Might as well turn a profit.

 

[LordMagicMan]

try ebay? make a profit off your misfortune. though they'll be able to find you better, just prey the check clears before they get you course if they use another one of those probes on you, that would be more $$$$$

 

[Dillinger]

Won't someone please help this poor widow's son?

Too late, Toddster - you're one of us now.

As we part upon the square...May the blessings of heaven rest upon us and all regular Masons!

 

[Guest]

Return our swizzle stick or suffer the consequences.

 

[Todd]

Return our swizzle stick or suffer the consequences.

your the one who implanted it in me. I merely extracted it

 

[OUTSIDER]

Once again Todd comes online and pulls something outta his ass

 

[Thomas Paine]

With all the cutting, prying and so forth, I didn't see any mention of "washing."

 

[Todd]

With all the cutting, prying and so forth, I didn't see any mention of "washing."

yes i washed it before i did anything to it, though it came out pretty clean i scrubbed it nontheless

 

[MinkSoul]

In the early hours of the morning i passed a metalic like object in my stool. It is about 5 inches long 3 inches around. There are no seems on it or weld marks. It is deep purple with a deep green band around it. Diamond tipped on one end and octoganal shapped on the other end.

Ya know....if that were true it would have Shredded your Sygmoid colon and Trashed your asshole



...eather that or you Ain't no Virgin...

 

[BrainyBeauty]

Todd you seem to speak without thinking
Like a deer in the headlights - not blinking
You raise strange conspiracy theories
In the form of over-simplistic queries
Methinks sometimes you have been drinking!

You shout your virginity status
And promise to give it away gratis
You are quite fickle in that
You swing it around like a dead cat
But, I bet you'd fuck an 'American Pie' through the lattice!

You seem like such a good boy
You'll make some girl a nice toy
You have a lot on the ball
I can speak for us all
When I say your cock will make them jump for joy!

 

[genderbender]

Todd, me boy, frame the poem above and put it on a wall somewhere. You've been given a gift, rhyme without reason...

 

[Iris]

Todd, can we just go through the list of people and organizations you don't think are out to get us? It'll probably be shorter. I just can't believe you went picking through your shit...literally.

 

[Todd]

Todd, can we just go through the list of people and organizations you don't think are out to get us? It'll probably be shorter. I just can't believe you went picking through your shit...literally.

That was all there was in that visit to the latrine, and wouldn't you get curious if you heard a metal thump in the toilet when there should of been a quiet splash?

 

[Cheyenne]

Todd, please tell us that you are joking so we don't have to send in the men with the white coats to get you.

 

[LordMagicMan]

yep i'm an idiot. modify my arse

[Edited by LordMagicMan on 03-27-2001 at 09:22 PM]

 

[MinkSoul]

a brick layer...

but they have a neat lodge in Philly...

 

[Kuddles]

Todd...

please tell me you're just talkin' a line of shit...eh? No one could really pass something that large and metal to boot without being really sick and it not doing some internal damage! You're preparing for April fools day...right??