The Model Train Club

[sirhugs]

For the first time in the history of the club, a hot woman joins.

What happens?

 

[Rob_Royale]

Good one. The members have been switching venues for their meetings, between each of their homes. January at Don's, Feb at Mark's, March at the local train store, then April at Hanks, etc, etc.
In May, a new guy joins the club and invites the club to his house in June. They arrive to find his layout is a total mess. But his wife! And his daughter! Are both stone cold foxes.

 

[sirhugs]

Good one. The members have been switching venues for their meetings, between each of their homes. January at Don's, Fed at Mark's, March at the local train store, then April at Hanks, etc, etc.
In May, a new guy joins the club and invites the club to his house in June. The arrive to find his layout is a tall mess. But his wife! And his daughter! Are both stone cold foxes.

and they love choos choos too?

 

[AlinaX]

A train club for models? Trainspotting in a see-through anorak…

“How d’you like my ballast, boys?”

Or:

“Who wants to help me with my panties?”

“Panties?”

“Pantographs, silly.”

Or:

“I heard you boys were into automatic coupling?”

Or, the obvious:

“Hi, my friends said I could get railed here?”

 

[BeechLeaf]

Clive leads them into his hobbies room where he has the track set up on a table. Doug notices something different and comments, 'Oh, you've changed your layout. This bit's just flat ground; it used to have a big ol' tunn—'

Hearing a gasp, he looked up at Clive, whose eyes had widened and whose brow was beaded with sweat. Doug took a sharp glance at Selena, who was examining the track for the first time. 'Oh, uh, yeah, never mind,' he said. 'That must have been someone else's.'