The New Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[midwestyankee]

Oh, I gave up that thread a while ago.
Now I have to go look

ETA: What the hell are you on about? I see one pic...?
Of course, I only looked at the last three pages, but still.

That's just the latest from a repeat offender. I know it's just a silly thread and I ought not get my tighty whiteys in a twist but if I don't exercise my curmudgeonliness regularly it builds up and causes minor explosions that, well, they're not pretty.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

That's just the latest from a repeat offender. I know it's just a silly thread and I ought not get my tighty whiteys in a twist but if I don't exercise my curmudgeonliness regularly it builds up and causes minor explosions that, well, they're not pretty.

I get fussed sometimes for using words that "are so not BDSM", but I know that every word I post plays a scene or picture that makes it totally fit under my BDSM umbrella. Maybe posting pictures shares that part of the word/picture/scene process in a more public way?

Though, if a picture is worth a thousand words, then maybe the rules are being broken because it's SUPPOSED TO BE one word? *shrug*

Maybe you need to spend some time in your barn to spend some of that tension. Just a thought.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

That's just the latest from a repeat offender. I know it's just a silly thread and I ought not get my tighty whiteys in a twist but if I don't exercise my curmudgeonliness regularly it builds up and causes minor explosions that, well, they're not pretty.

Ok. I get that, totally
It's like me and talking.
I can't not do it for extended time periods, or there are repercussions

 

[MeekMe]

This whole "buying followers" thing is really annoying. No thanks, I'm not going to pay you to make up followers and have them like my stuff. I want people to follow me because they enjoy looking at my work.

 

[midwestyankee]

I get fussed sometimes for using words that "are so not BDSM", but I know that every word I post plays a scene or picture that makes it totally fit under my BDSM umbrella. Maybe posting pictures shares that part of the word/picture/scene process in a more public way?

Though, if a picture is worth a thousand words, then maybe the rules are being broken because it's SUPPOSED TO BE one word? *shrug*

Maybe you need to spend some time in your barn to spend some of that tension. Just a thought.

Indeed. There's a whole rack of floggers that haven't seen much use.

 

[SassyKatz71]

This whole "buying followers" thing is really annoying. No thanks, I'm not going to pay you to make up followers and have them like my stuff. I want people to follow me because they enjoy looking at my work.

Agree. They follow me,they follow me. They don't idc.the Dm's about buying followers is so Damn irritating. Filling up my message box and having to delete one at a time .ugh

 

[butterfly_flip]

Whenever someone uses the word "alpha" to describe themselves, I just replace the word with "asshole" because it's far more accurate.

Reminds me of all the rumpus on Fet over the self proclaimed alpha subs.

*mocks* I'm an alpha sub and soooooo much better than your regular doormat type subby.

Meh, what a load of horseshit....shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down! Cretins.

 

[midwestyankee]

Even after a reminds-me-of-when-I-was-young Fluffernutter, I'm getting curmudgeonly again. I'm heading over to the Barn to look for a loose 2 X 4 that I can use on a stubborn moron.

 

[desertslave]

Reminds me of all the rumpus on Fet over the self proclaimed alpha subs.

*mocks* I'm an alpha sub and soooooo much better than your regular doormat type subby.

Meh, what a load of horseshit....shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down! Cretins.

Oh good grief! I saw that on one group and left quickly. Then again, the sickly-sweet "sister-sub" thing irritates me even more.

When I think of "sub competition" I think a totally different direction...like 'who gives the better blowjob?' or 'who can cum the fastest?'

 

[MeekMe]

Oh good grief! I saw that on one group and left quickly. Then again, the sickly-sweet "sister-sub" thing irritates me even more.

When I think of "sub competition" I think a totally different direction...like 'who gives the better blowjob?' or 'who can cum the fastest?'

Mine would be more along the lines of who cooks better or organizes the cabinets the fastest.

 

[cfuhrer]

I don't get some parents. No- "parents". I know I'm not perfect but I could not imagine ever treating my child like that, in public to boot.

Off to find the non-emergency police number.

 

[desertslave]

I don't get some parents. No- "parents". I know I'm not perfect but I could not imagine ever treating my child like that, in public to boot.

Off to find the non-emergency police number.

Hugs! Some people just baffle me. We've had three kids left in HOT cars in the last week. The last one said she forgot the 2-year-old....probably because of the other 3 she had to wrangle.

 

[Niam1985]

All I'm saying is they better hand out the good pain meds after the "minor" surgery.

 

[desertslave]

All I'm saying is they better hand out the good pain meds after the "minor" surgery.

Hope all goes well!

 

[midwestyankee]

Looking for oddities in all the right places, I decided to see if I could paint a picture of what people find most interesting here in Literotica Land. Using total views of the most popular thread in each of the main forums as a proxy for "most interesting to the most people" I compiled the following list. These are not necessarily the threads with the most posts in each forum, but because I wanted to include lurkers, the ones with the most views seems to be the better proxy.

Most viewed threads:

1. The Playground: The UK's online directory - 5,491,984 views
2. General Board: The Isolated Blurt Thread - 4,826,646 views
3. Author's Hangout: ABSTRUSIONS: A Bohemian hangout - 3,818,944 views
4. Amateur Pic Feedback: First Post - 2,000,563 views
5. BDSM Cafe: The Isolated Blurt Thread - 1,048,489 views
6. Sexual Role Playing: Mom Falls Victim to Hypnosis - 1,003,985 views
7. How To Cafe: Try This & Report Back - 908,468 views
8. Fetish & Sexuality Central: Crossdressing pics - 719,265 views
9. BDSM Talk: Strap-on Experiences - 681,797 views
10. Literotica Personals: Yahoo chat - 420,214 views
11. Story Ideas: Who do you wanna fuck right now? - 300,201 views
12. How To: Household items used for butt plug / dildo - 221,799 views

 

[Niam1985]

Hope all goes well!

Thank you ! Im not feeling too bad at all !

 

[midwestyankee]

Thank you ! Im not feeling too bad at all !

Good drugs, eh?

 

[Niam1985]

Good drugs, eh?

I.guess im just used to higher level of pain

 

[midwestyankee]

I.guess im just used to higher level of pain

See...and all those people who say that bdsm isn't good for society - what the fuck do they know?

 

[desertslave]

^^^^Related but different...

What is it about me and endorphins? It's not just the pain and the control, and that wonderful warm cloud that wraps around me. It's the way it turns off the chattering in my head, how it seems to make everything right in my world. I swear, it's more effective than all the daily meds I take.

After all these years, it still amazes me.

 

[Endless_Night]

^^^^Related but different...

What is it about me and endorphins? It's not just the pain and the control, and that wonderful warm cloud that wraps around me. It's the way it turns off the chattering in my head, how it seems to make everything right in my world. I swear, it's more effective than all the daily meds I take.

After all these years, it still amazes me.

That sounds...so appealing.

 

[desertslave]

That sounds...so appealing.

<insert really big stoooooopid grin here>

 

[Endless_Night]

Looking for oddities in all the right places, I decided to see if I could paint a picture of what people find most interesting here in Literotica Land. Using total views of the most popular thread in each of the main forums as a proxy for "most interesting to the most people" I compiled the following list. These are not necessarily the threads with the most posts in each forum, but because I wanted to include lurkers, the ones with the most views seems to be the better proxy.

Most viewed threads:

1. The Playground: The UK's online directory - 5,491,984 views
2. General Board: The Isolated Blurt Thread - 4,826,646 views
3. Author's Hangout: ABSTRUSIONS: A Bohemian hangout - 3,818,944 views
4. Amateur Pic Feedback: First Post - 2,000,563 views
5. BDSM Cafe: The Isolated Blurt Thread - 1,048,489 views
6. Sexual Role Playing: Mom Falls Victim to Hypnosis - 1,003,985 views
7. How To Cafe: Try This & Report Back - 908,468 views
8. Fetish & Sexuality Central: Crossdressing pics - 719,265 views
9. BDSM Talk: Strap-on Experiences - 681,797 views
10. Literotica Personals: Yahoo chat - 420,214 views
11. Story Ideas: Who do you wanna fuck right now? - 300,201 views
12. How To: Household items used for butt plug / dildo - 221,799 views

Hmmm. Is it just me, or do Blurts and, umm, anal interests seem to lead the pack in views?

 

[Endless_Night]

<insert really big stoooooopid grin here>

I, am rather jealous.

Seriously.

But quite happy for you!!!!

 

[desertslave]

I, am rather jealous.

Seriously.

But quite happy for you!!!!

Awww and thank you.

Playtime has been severely limited recently. So glad the "boyz" needed to geek out for Avengers tonite. Thank you, Robert Downey, Jr.