The New Monopoly

[GreenEyedGirl]

Just too funny. This would add a bit more spice to the game at least!




http://www.dribbleglass.com/monopoly/index.htm

 

[DannyBoyUK]

Absolutely bloody marvellous !

 

[solid_]

lmao thats cool now where do i buy it.

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

lmao thats cool now where do i buy it.

Wish I knew! I would love to pass them out to people, just walk up to someone and give them one.

 

[DannyBoyUK]

I've just ordered the mousepad !

 

[solid_]

You can 'give me one' any time .lol.

 

[DannyBoyUK]

Lol - solid, you disappoint me ! That was a bit of an easy quip !

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It was almost funny when Micky Most said it on New Faces in 1972 but unlike wine, it hasn't improved in the three decades since then.

P.S.
However, I agree -G.E.G. can give me one as well if she wants !

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

LMAO

Okay then..............

Solid, here's yours

"Punishment for making bad quips is thirty lashes. Go directly to the punishment chambers and your chastisement will begin immediately"

And for Danny

"Go directly to the pub, you have won not only free Guiness, but a free barmaid as well. (The penicillin needed afterwards is not the resposnibility of the management)."

 

[DannyBoyUK]

I'd rather go directly to your bedroom.

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[solid_]

LMAO

Okay then..............

Solid, here's yours

"Punishment for making bad quips is thirty lashes. Go directly to the punishment chambers and your chastisement will begin immediately"

Sticks and stones break my bones but whips and chains excite me. lol.
I hope your handing out the punishment then G.E.G and u make me give you thirty lashes with my tounge to

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

LMAO

Okay then, Danny, your new card is
"One night with an American woman in a mutually beneficial environment."

 

[JazzManJim]

The "prison" card is still making me chuckle!

 

[DannyBoyUK]

G.E.G.
If the rest of you is as wonderful as your eyes - I am up for it anytime !

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xxxxxx