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I think if I took the purity test mentioned I might not do well, the delicious movement of the jello got me thinking of breasts... :)

Oh dear, not sure I can possibly share what it is reminding me of... :eek: But if it were happening right now I would be too wonderfully distracted to be writing this.
 
Oh dear, not sure I can possibly share what it is reminding me of... :eek: But if it were happening right now I would be too wonderfully distracted to be writing this.

Oh, go on, there's no one else listening and looking :rolleyes:

And as you can imagine... Nothing is distracting me from Lit, sadly....
 
Oh, go on, there's no one else listening and looking :rolleyes:

And as you can imagine... Nothing is distracting me from Lit, sadly....

What, even the tennis?!

Oh go on then (talks behind hand so no one else can hear)... well, the way the jello is wobbling reminds me of shallow diagonal short thrusts :eek:

Now I will go back to looking sweet and innocent :rolleyes:
 
What, even the tennis?!

Oh go on then (talks behind hand so no one else can hear)... well, the way the jello is wobbling reminds me of shallow diagonal short thrusts :eek:

Now I will go back to looking sweet and innocent :rolleyes:

I am sure you always look and behave sweetly and innocently :)

Shallow diagonal thrusts, are they tennis shots?? Psst, I think you could be right but don't let anyone else know
 
I am sure you always look and behave sweetly and innocently :)

Shallow diagonal thrusts, are they tennis shots?? Psst, I think you could be right but don't let anyone else know

Almost always...;) Most people mistake me for being all innocent. Sigh.

We really need to move this discussion onto a new page so I can stop scrolling past really distracting jello :)
 
Still four more posts after this one till a new page spawns, so uh, ad-hoc meaningless drivel until then?
 
What about a concerned enquiry about whether you have slept yet?

I went to the street market I wanted to this morning, but slept extra this morning, And this afternoon:eek:.

(I thought there were more posts per page, feel stupid now. ._.)

I calculated that from Monday - this morning I'd slept in total, about 17 hours. Compare with the suggested 48+ that an adult human should get in 6 days.
I honestly try to sleep more but various factors prevent it.

Jelly watermelon.

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(I thought there were more posts per page, feel stupid now. ._.)

I calculated that from Monday - this morning I'd slept in total, about 17 hours. Compare with the suggested 48+ that an adult human should get in 6 days.
I honestly try to sleep more but various factors prevent it.

Jelly watermelon.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/38/65/7c/38657ca1f22110fbb1c39ae5fc2c85ac.jpg

Oh that doesn't sound like nearly enough sleep :eek: That must be hard.

Jelly watermelon, giggle :)
 
Ok. :rose:

I'm not that old, but I'm not thatyoung. ;). I think middle age starts at 35' if it's half three score and ten, so I am middle aged. My body feels about hmm, I had relatives in their three figures fitter than me at times:eek:. :rolleyes:. But I'm getting stronger again, much better. Pride is not something I feel so often for myself, but I'm proud of what I made yesterday, and I'm proud of my funny body this last week, it's working hard ( for it) and trying its hardest. :).

Go for it, you are only as old as you feel. I am in my mid 50's... Rode 59 miles last Thursday morning in less than 4 hours, and am not that fussed who knows my age. Cycling is easy only older knees and burning calories helps me sleep.... Seems I need less these days too!
 
I've been as old as my prescription list is long. :(. I have been having a really good few months and it's starting to really sink in and letting me trust and push my body more. I used a walking stick for the first time in AGES when we were in LOndon last week, just because I knew I would be walking so much more than usual, and without ability to rest. Usually it might take me some days to recover, and I'm a little sore, but just normal unfit sore. :eek:. Having my yoga class the next day helped un clunk some bits that had locked into place from shock or lack of rest when tiring. I cannot do things like cycling, and doing things alone can be a bit....iffy, but I really value my own thinking time.

Well done! Sounds like some hard stuff in the past is being dealt with, and unfit sore is a good feeling. Thinking time, live my 12 mile ride in to work for just that reason, same on the return, allows work to be prepared for and then left behind, very good for my mental health!
 
Well done! Sounds like some hard stuff in the past is being dealt with, and unfit sore is a good feeling. Thinking time, live my 12 mile ride in to work for just that reason, same on the return, allows work to be prepared for and then left behind, very good for my mental health!

I now sometimes work from home. It is harder to make that work-home transition but I think it helps that I have a job I like and generally sensible colleagues who don't expect you to be working into the evening or weekends. When I had jobs that suited me less well or I found stressful, I was glad of the travel between home and work to sort my head out. But back then home was even more stressful, so the travel between was sometimes a sweet interlude, although other times I was worrying about what's next.

Working from home, when I do, I have to make myself take breaks, which is a nice discipline. Maybe go to a shop, make some tea, go to the gym or call a friend, post a lit comment :D
 
I now sometimes work from home. It is harder to make that work-home transition but I think it helps that I have a job I like and generally sensible colleagues who don't expect you to be working into the evening or weekends. When I had jobs that suited me less well or I found stressful, I was glad of the travel between home and work to sort my head out. But back then home was even more stressful, so the travel between was sometimes a sweet interlude, although other times I was worrying about what's next.

Working from home, when I do, I have to make myself take breaks, which is a nice discipline. Maybe go to a shop, make some tea, go to the gym or call a friend, post a lit comment :D

Morning all (just about)!! I have about a 40 minute drive work to home, and unless the traffic is really bad, I find it helps me to 'de-compress'. I do have some friends that sometimes work from home, but I don't think I have discipline to keep the two properly separated.
 
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