The Nothings' Wine Cellar

Mr_Nothing

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Step down into our private lounge, get comfortable, chat about nothing in particular. Mr. and Mrs. Nothing are very welcoming hosts. We do bite, yes. But we try to be gentle.

Mrs. Nothing likes pina coladas, long walks on the beach, body piercings and pretty girls.

Mr. Nothing likes fantastical arrangements, Mozart, black leather and watching you.
 
First, there was comedy about nothing. Now there is a thread by the Nothings. :D

Welcome to lit. Enjoy your stay.
 
slides a stool back from the bar... taking a set... Dirty Marty... Goose... 2 olives... shaken not stirred, and don't bruise the ice please.... Mmmm... nice place you have here... Welcome to the neighborhood...:kiss:
 
First, there was comedy about nothing. Now there is a thread by the Nothings. :D

Welcome to lit. Enjoy your stay.

Thank you. I enjoy comedy. Nothing is sacred.

slides a stool back from the bar... taking a set... Dirty Marty... Goose... 2 olives... shaken not stirred, and don't bruise the ice please.... Mmmm... nice place you have here... Welcome to the neighborhood...:kiss:

Hopefully we can get settled very soon. It's good to be among friends. The martinis flow freely here in the cellar, but I can't promise not to bruise the... ice.
I'll have a mug of good Belgian ale.
 
uncrossing my legs as I turn to look at Mrs. Nothing.... recrossing them as I ask... and what will Mrs. N be having???:kiss:
 
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Thanks for the words of welcome. Mrs. Nothing is feeling a bit shy. Maybe I should remove the gag-ball. I should have thought of that earlier.

Where ARE my manners? :D
 
Thanks for the words of welcome. Mrs. Nothing is feeling a bit shy. Maybe I should remove the gag-ball. I should have thought of that earlier.

Where ARE my manners? :D
SHE TYPES WITH HER TONGUE?!

I think I'm in lust!!!!! :D
 
Join the club. But keep it in your pants.

Btw... she does A LOT with her tongue.
Damn it! No cock pic AV for me.

And I'd found the perfect pic of a rooster too.

What's your favorite vintage, here in the cellar?
 
Good evening! Nice place you have here...do you serve cocktails too? Oh and I have body piercings. :D
 
Damn it! No cock pic AV for me.

And I'd found the perfect pic of a rooster too.

What's your favorite vintage, here in the cellar?

I tried the whole cliche wiener AV, but I couldn't find my panoramic camera. We like about 1992 or so.

Oh! You mean wine...

Good evening! Nice place you have here...do you serve cocktails too? Oh and I have body piercings. :D

We have an extensive menu. But you are welcome to help yourself at the wet-bar if you choose. As far as the body piercings, I think you are bluffing.
 
We have an extensive menu. But you are welcome to help yourself at the wet-bar if you choose. As far as the body piercings, I think you are bluffing.

No bluffing from me, my very first AV on here had my belly on show and you could just make out my belly button piercing. Although, I don't have any other body piercings except for my tragus and earlobes.

(Sorry, if you were thinking about nipples and clit piercings, then no, I don't have those.)
 
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I have various ear piercings, nostril, septum, lip, and inner labia. Next stop nipples :) I also had a sternum microdermal, but had to have it removed after 9 months.
 
No bluffing from me, my very first AV on here had my belly on show and you could just make out my belly button piercing. Although, I don't have any other body piercings except for my tragus and earlobes.

(Sorry, if you were thinking about nipples and clit piercings, then no, I don't have those.)

Why would I be thinking about nipple and clit piercings? What kind of guy do you make me out to be?

Mrs_Nothing is yearning to get some nipple piercings very soon. She tried to get her clitoral hood done, but there wasn't enough space, so we got her twin labia piercings. I like when they jangle together against my tongue.

As for the others... you may just have to find out for yourself.
 
When she gets her nipples done, I need to thread a long fine chain through them and her labia rings and lead her around by it. Delicious :rolleyes:

Now where should I lead her to?
 
It is an irregular thud, a dull reverberation of what may be footsteps on the floor above, like clockwork enfolded in cotton. Or is it just your heartbeat?

Your eyes gradually adjust to pale candle light. The single flicker twists and spins, waxing closer, disturbed then easing down to a simple calm glow. Your drugged mind wades through the thick fog. Where are you? You attempt to rub your eyes but find your wrists strapped to wooden planks with thick rolls of fabric.

Breathe... inhale the darkness, the teasing candle light, the musty air. The muted pounding quickens. Just your heart. Right? right?
 
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I wander in slowly, smiling a little secret smile to myself.. glance around the cellar to see who all is here, wearing a little pink headband with a cute little bow on the side.. :)
 
Walking in to see who I may know here or who I may want to get to know. Think it may be time for a lunch time drink.
 
Walking in to see who I may know here or who I may want to get to know. Think it may be time for a lunch time drink.

Mmmmm.... H.P. ... you better be careful here... you might get more than you bargained for... ;):kiss:
 
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