The Odd Thoughts, Silly Question, Weird Musings Thread

[Miss Diva]

Here is my question:

Why is it that during a snowstorm or ice storm the guy in the car in back of you is kissing your rear bumper?

 

[Kajira Callista]

Here is my question:

Why is it that during a snowstorm or ice storm the guy in the car in back of you is kissing your rear bumper?

so he can help ya up the hill when you start sliding back down it....or at least slow ya down some.

 

[graceanne]

When I asked K if he'd wash some whites cause the kids needed clean socks . . .

WHY DID HE WASH A LOAD OF RAGS?

 

[sphynx's dragon]

For me...well generally I just figure they REALLY REALLY want to taste the trailer hitch under my truck's bumper...

 

[Kajira Callista]

When I asked K if he'd wash some whites cause the kids needed clean socks . . .

WHY DID HE WASH A LOAD OF RAGS?

'cause they were dirty.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Ok, here's my question. Do men and children have some weird religious objection to changing the toilet paper roll?

i often wonder if they think i am honored by them allowing me to do it.

Speaking for myself only - in my last two marital incarnations, I was the only one who seemed to understand how to put a new roll on the roller. If, gods forbid, someone had to accomplish the extremely difficult task of getting a new roll out of the cabinet, not one of them (last marriage, 1 wife, 1 pre-teen stepdaughter, 1 brother-in-law, and 3 of his assorted live-in girlfriends) ever put the new roll on the roller.

And it comes over the top toward the user, not toward the wall, unless one has a cat or cats.

 

[graceanne]

'cause they were dirty.

I know they were dirty, but I specified that we needed clean SOCKS, not clean RAGS.

ARG!

 

[arctic-stranger]

I know they were dirty, but I specified that we needed clean SOCKS, not clean RAGS.

ARG!

Whoa...you are assuming he is still listening after you say, "Will you wash....?"

Bad assumption....

 

[Kajira Callista]

Whoa...you are assuming he is still listening after you say, "Will you wash....?"

Bad assumption....

lol such a guy

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Why do the networks put the few good shows they have opposite other networks' good shows?

I mean, look, guys - you have 21 hours of prime time a week. No network has 21 hours of good (high ratings, thus high advertiser appeal) programming a week.

Therefore, why don't you get smart and say, okay, Network X has high-rated shows from 8-10 on Monday and 9-11 on Thursday, and 8-9 on Wednesday, etc., and put *your* high-ratings shows during a period when they don't have *their* high-ratings shows on? If your show's really that good, it will get even better ratings, thus demanding higher advertising fees, and you'll make more money!

 

[Kajira Callista]

Why do the networks put the few good shows they have opposite other networks' good shows?

I mean, look, guys - you have 21 hours of prime time a week. No network has 21 hours of good (high ratings, thus high advertiser appeal) programming a week.

Therefore, why don't you get smart and say, okay, Network X has high-rated shows from 8-10 on Monday and 9-11 on Thursday, and 8-9 on Wednesday, etc., and put *your* high-ratings shows during a period when they don't have *their* high-ratings shows on? If your show's really that good, it will get even better ratings, thus demanding higher advertising fees, and you'll make more money!

uhmmm i think the word is competition?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

uhmmm i think the word is competition?

Competition that benefits no one hurts everyone...

All I can say is, thank the gods/goddesses for VCRs.

 

[Miss Diva]

Competition that benefits no one hurts everyone...

All I can say is, thank the gods/goddesses for VCRs.

Yeah but you program one?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Yeah but you program one?

Uh huh... in fact, before ex-#3 and I split, we had 3 VCRs, and at times I programmed all three of them to tape the programs of a long weekend while we were out playing cowboy...