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[Stegral]

I know that situation too well! Will you see him tomorrow at work at least?

I am off till tuesday.. hopefully he calls tomorrow...
if not I figure he won't be over anymore...
I only get played the fool for so long, I just feel like a fall back is all.

but.. time to go spend some $$ on booze & forget it till tomorrow...

*gets up & straightens skirt*

*Hugs & licks* for AM

 

[Anaconda man]

I am off till tuesday.. hopefully he calls tomorrow...
if not I figure he won't be over anymore...
I only get played the fool for so long, I just feel like a fall back is all.

That's pretty crappy, I hope it all gets sorted out tomorrow for you!

 

[Stegral]

That's pretty crappy, I hope it all gets sorted out tomorrow for you!

So do I... he knows too much..LOL..
he could start talking & all the guys at work would see me soooooo differently...
but I hate being strung along..

anyhow... nighters sweetie.

 

[Anaconda man]

So do I... he knows too much..LOL..
he could start talking & all the guys at work would see me soooooo differently...
but I hate being strung along..

anyhow... nighters sweetie.

Lol, well, that could make work a lot more interesting!!!

Night, have fun if you do go out!

 

[Nebraskaman]

Add one more...

Here is one more provider from the Middle of the country...

Add me please.

Nebraskaman



The devil in the middle

 

[BlackWolf65]

Here is one more provider from the Middle of the country...

Add me please.

Nebraskaman



The devil in the middle

You've been added. You are OSP # 55. Leave a PM for FantasySlut to arrange for an audition... Then you'll be "Official."

Welcome!

 

[au_man]

Here is one more provider from the Middle of the country...

Add me please.

Nebraskaman



The devil in the middle

Welcome to the OSP Nebraskaman...

Howdy BW....

The rat really liked the prosciuto and peanut butter last night and emptied the trap without setting it off...

I did catch another mouse so I'm still batting .500

 

[BlackWolf65]

Welcome to the OSP Nebraskaman...

Howdy BW....

The rat really liked the prosciuto and peanut butter last night and emptied the trap without setting it off...

I did catch another mouse so I'm still batting .500

I'm telling you au, get yourself a decent pellet gun. They're every bit as effective as a .22 within 20 - 30 yards... You may lose some sleep waiting up for him, but there's nothing quite so satisfying as watching him literally lose his head...

Good luck with him... I'm betting on you in the end...

You ain't no Elmer Fudd...

 

[au_man]

I'm telling you au, get yourself a decent pellet gun. They're every bit as effective as a .22 within 20 - 30 yards... You may lose some sleep waiting up for him, but there's nothing quite so satisfying as watching him literally lose his head...

Good luck with him... I'm betting on you in the end...

You ain't no Elmer Fudd...

Thanks Bro but I'm just not sure it is legal to discharge an air rifle in the city limits and with the ellected County Sheriff living just up hill from me I sure don't want to run afoul of the laws.

Yesterday I ordered this...
http://www.ratmousezapper.com/_images/05_ultralarge.jpg

from here and know that I'll get it...

Other rats stayed out until late in the am and even came out before dark, but not this one!

I also have a rabbit problem and may resort to late night sniping with an air rifle.

I did check out the airsoft toy guns but they are full sized and very expensive. I thought I could use airsoft to spank the bunnies that are eating my lawn every night and littering the pool deck with pellets.

Eventually we will have them fenced out but being surrounded on three sides by open land, rodents will always be an issue.

 

[BlackWolf65]

Thanks Bro but I'm just not sure it is legal to discharge an air rifle in the city limits and with the ellected County Sheriff living just up hill from me I sure don't want to run afoul of the laws.

Yesterday I ordered this...
http://www.ratmousezapper.com/_images/05_ultralarge.jpg

from here and know that I'll get it...

Other rats stayed out until late in the am and even came out before dark, but not this one!

I also have a rabbit problem and may resort to late night sniping with an air rifle.

I did check out the airsoft toy guns but they are full sized and very expensive. I thought I could use airsoft to spank the bunnies that are eating my lawn every night and littering the pool deck with pellets.

Eventually we will have them fenced out but being surrounded on three sides by open land, rodents will always be an issue.

I'd just ask the sheriff about the laws...

I use a CO2 pistol that cost me about $85.00 when I bought it... And it works quite well!! Not sure on the rabbits - they may be a bit too large unless you hit them with a perfectly placed shot, which can be hard with an air gun...

But yes - something along the lines of the rubber bullets that the Brit soldiers were famous for in Northern Ireland... That should discourage the bunnies after a few good smacks!!

 

[Dragonflie]

I'd just ask the sheriff about the laws...

I use a CO2 pistol that cost me about $85.00 when I bought it... And it works quite well!! Not sure on the rabbits - they may be a bit too large unless you hit them with a perfectly placed shot, which can be hard with an air gun...

But yes - something along the lines of the rubber bullets that the Brit soldiers were famous for in Northern Ireland... That should discourage the bunnies after a few good smacks!!

A few good smacks wouldn't discourage *this* little bunny...

 

[BlackWolf65]

A few good smacks wouldn't discourage *this* little bunny...

Finally...

She comes out and admits that she fecks like a bunny rabbit...

 

[Dragonflie]

Finally...

She comes out and admits that she fecks like a bunny rabbit...

Takes one to know one...Maybe I should call you Cottontail instead of Wolfy...

 

[BlackWolf65]

Takes one to know one...Maybe I should call you Cottontail instead of Wolfy...

Darlin', you *know* that my tail is attached in the front... And you *know* that there is nothing soft or "cottony" about it...

Besides, I may not be a bunny... But I *am* a wolf... Where do you think the term "wolfish grin" comes from??? It's the grin we get just before we *pounce*...

 

[Dragonflie]

Darlin', you *know* that my tail is attached in the front... And you *know* that there is nothing soft or "cottony" about it...

Besides, I may not be a bunny... But I *am* a wolf... Where do you think the term "wolfish grin" comes from??? It's the grin we get just before we *pounce*...

Heh...Yes, dear...I *do* know all about it

My, what big teeth you have!!!

 

[BlackWolf65]

Heh...Yes, dear...I *do* know all about it

My, what big teeth you have!!!

But, Sweet Tea...

My *tongue* is even bigger...

 

[Dragonflie]

But, Sweet Tea...

My *tongue* is even bigger...

Can't argue that...but what's this???

Oh, it's your *EARS*....heh heh heh....

 

[BlackWolf65]

Can't argue that...but what's this???

Oh, it's your *EARS*....heh heh heh....

You keep messin' with those ears, Darlin', and you'll *NEVER* experience me actually finishing you off with my tongue...

 

[Dragonflie]

You keep messin' with those ears, Darlin', and you'll *NEVER* experience me actually finishing you off with my tongue...

So...you're saying what? That you don't like what happens when I grab your ears?

~Sigh~

The worries that go with being a 'Crazy Bitch'...

 

[BlackWolf65]

So...you're saying what? That you don't like what happens when I grab your ears?

~Sigh~

The worries that go with being a 'Crazy Bitch'...

I said nothing of the kind...

But I *WILL* experience you having one of those "no strings attached" orgasms one day, my Love...

And the next time you *do* pull me up by the ears, I fully expect to find those scratches all down my back...

 

[Dragonflie]

I said nothing of the kind...

But I *WILL* experience you having one of those "no strings attached" orgasms one day, my Love...

And the next time you *do* pull me up by the ears, I fully expect to find those scratches all down my back...

Oh yes...you will...yep...no question about that....

'SCUSE ME??? If I remember correctly, there were scratches involved the *last* time...not to mention a few bruises...

 

[BlackWolf65]

Oh yes...you will...yep...no question about that....

'SCUSE ME??? If I remember correctly, there were scratches involved the *last* time...not to mention a few bruises...

~~Shaking his head slowly...~~

Oh, Darlin'... I'm not talking about those half-hearted, careful-to-leave-no-marks kind of scratches... I want you to draw *blood* the next time, Lover...

Heh... I can't help it that you're a delicate little Southern Belle who bruises so easily...

 

[Dragonflie]

~~Shaking his head slowly...~~

Oh, Darlin'... I'm not talking about those half-hearted, careful-to-leave-no-marks kind of scratches... I want you to draw *blood* the next time, Lover...

Heh... I can't help it that you're a delicate little Southern Belle who bruises so easily...

Oh...OH...I don't believe you said that...
Those were *not* half-hearted...careful yes...which was for your own good, by the way...and next time, I promise you Lover - blood *will* be drawn

Delicate little Southern Belle who bruises so easily???...Oh Wolfy...is that your attempt at modesty, or are you saying that your actions were uhm..'half-hearted'...? Once again, I'm going to have to question your faith of 'Steel Magnolias'....

 

[BlackWolf65]

Oh...OH...I don't believe you said that...
Those were *not* half-hearted...careful yes...which was for your own good, by the way...and next time, I promise you Lover - blood *will* be drawn

And I promise *you* - the next time, I don't care if you try to rip the ears from my head - I'm not leaving that little spot...

Delicate little Southern Belle who bruises so easily???...Oh Wolfy...is that your attempt at modesty, or are you saying that your actions were uhm..'half-hearted'...? Once again, I'm going to have to question your faith of 'Steel Magnolias'....

Heh...

Not half-hearted, Darlin'... Just cautious, so that I wouldn't hurt you... Wouldn't have wanted you trying to explain why the inside of your thighs were completely balck and blue, now would we???

 

[Dragonflie]

And I promise *you* - the next time, I don't care if you try to rip the ears from my head - I'm not leaving that little spot...

Okay...I'll uhm...*hold* you to that...heh heh

Heh...

Not half-hearted, Darlin'... Just cautious, so that I wouldn't hurt you... Wouldn't have wanted you trying to explain why the inside of your thighs were completely balck and blue, now would we???

Well, when you put it *that* way...all I can say is...
Hurt Me....