The only problem with going on vacation is...

[cheerful_deviant]

... when you come back, you have to fix everything that got fucked up while you were away.

Work sucks, I already need another vacation.

 

[Guest]

We're less than an hour's drive.

~lucky

 

[TheEarl]

We're less than an hour's drive.

~lucky

You lucky sod Cheerful.

The Earl

 

[R. Richard]

Sadly, when you lay down your burden it is always heavier when you have to pick it up again.

 

[Honey123]

... when you come back, you have to fix everything that got fucked up while you were away.

Work sucks, I already need another vacation.

I want to ask my boss to lay me off....how would I go about doing that?

 

[minsue]

Poor ducky dolly. You're welcome to fly south, Ducky. Just be careful, this time of year you're likely to become roast duck.

 

[Honey123]

Poor ducky dolly. You're welcome to fly south, Ducky. Just be careful, this time of year you're likely to become roast duck.

Mmmm...roast duck with Honey....

 

[Guest]

I want to ask my boss to lay me off....how would I go about doing that?

Lay off, or Lay? The approach is different.

For one, stop showing up.

For the other, show up nude.

Hope that helps.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

We're less than an hour's drive.

~lucky

So near yet so far.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I want to ask my boss to lay me off....how would I go about doing that?

Tell him he's an arrogant shithead and that, oh by the way, everyone in the company knows he's wearing a hairpeice.

It works quite well, trust me.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Poor ducky dolly. You're welcome to fly south, Ducky. Just be careful, this time of year you're likely to become roast duck.

Just get the AC cranked up, I'm leaving now.

 

[cloudy]

....when you come home, and realize your husband hasn't paid a single bill while you've been gone, and now you get to play catch-up while he bitches about the money you're spending.

 

[matriarch]

........in my case........going home. Didn't want to. Not for one second. Still missing everyone, and yes........work sucks.

But I need the job to pay for the next visit.

Cleft stick comes to mind. *sigh*.

 

[minsue]

........in my case........going home. Didn't want to. Not for one second. Still missing everyone, and yes........work sucks.

But I need the job to pay for the next visit.

Cleft stick comes to mind. *sigh*.

Ditto *sigh* With the possible exception of the cleft stick because I'm not quite sure what you mean.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I think it's amazing how as soon as you get home and unpacked, it's like the vacation never happened.