The OOC Club...come in from the heat

[ariosto]

Ari is to cool to ask what the hell a *spork* is, so he orders another Martini and looks at the September Play Boy.

 

[faith]

spork

leans over and whispers to Ari "spoon+fork=spork"

Looks at playboy...looks at Ari..." the articles...or the babes???"

 

[kitsuke]

....aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA....


*kitsuke's screams as he fled around the room from basia got louder and fainter as he rounded the perimeter again and again*


Run Awaaaaaay!!!!

 

[Basia]

dun dun dun!

*Growng smarter by the second, she stops and lunges on kitsuke as he makes a third pass of the area*

"Got ya!"

 

[kitsuke]

AAAAIGH!!!

*looks down as plastic spork breaks on him*

*looks at basia*

uhh... that kinda anti-climactic wasn't it... you just wanna smack me or sumthin?

 

[Basia]

Sporkie's dead........

You monster.... You killed Sporkie!!!

*runs into a corner crying*

 

[faith]

smacks kitsuke

you made her cry....go fix it or something!!!!

 

[kitsuke]

GASP!!

oh my god.... I've killed... killed sporkie!!! I'm a monster!!!!

*sinks to ground with head in hands*

WAIT... we can rebuild him... we have the technology...

*grabs the pieces of sporkie and runs out of the building laughing maniacally*

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*twenty minutes later returns with a silvery spork floating next to him, diodes blinking along his smooth chrome handle, his titanium tines gleaming in the light*

Basia!! It worked! He's alive!!! Aliiiiiive!

*Sporkie floats over and nudges Basia*

 

[Basia]

Sporkie... the revenge...

*She blinked seeing the new shiney Sporkie.... he even had flashy lites and a micro dvd player now....*

Sporkie... What happened to you.....? Have you been hanging with Martha Stewart again?

 

[faith]

LOL!!!!!

 

[kitsuke]

roflmao!

 

[Basia]

LoL!

We are so going tolook at this in a week and wonder what was going through our minds.....

But the important thing is that you saved Sporkie's life!!!

He has a wife (a straw) and three kids (napkins) you know

 

[kitsuke]

well then, i am sure his wife will be pleased with some of the 'other' enhancements i made

*as if on cue sporkie begins to vibrate gently*

it was to facilitate cutting through food! honest!!

 

[faith]

but....

now sporkie is made of metal...posibility of great physical damage to kitsuke in the next round...what were you thinking????

 

[kitsuke]

uhh... oh SHIT

*runs like hell*

AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
help!!!!

 

[Basia]

enter evil laughter... here

Nice point. Thank you Faith

*With that, she took off running after the evil mad scientest kitsuke*

 

[kitsuke]

enter mad scientism

*while running i take out a small black pad with a button on it*

*sporkie stops flying after me and all his diodes begin glowing a dull red, slowly he rotates so his tines are pointing at Basia*



MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! You foools! Did you NOT expect me to make a few "adjustments" while I had him at my mercy???
BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA!!!
One more press of this button and your precious Basia is yesterdays cafeteria food!!!

 

[faith]

shit...

I'm the grown up around here which means I get to explain to Ari how the club got this messed up....let's see...It was 2:33 am...everone got a little slap happy...yeah that sounds good....

 

[Basia]

eep.....

SPORKIE, NO!

*She steps back, letting go og her best friend, Mr. Sporkie*

Damn you, Kitsuke! I will have my revenge!

 

[SexyChele]

I am really digging on all of this (even though I should have been in bed a LONG time ago!!!), but - just a word - I'd, ah, make a quick exit if you see Ariosto coming back. Or fix up that line of martinis for him for when he sees these posts in the morning. Oh....but he can be a bit of a grouch sometimes!

Anyways....have fun girls and boys. Hope you can run faster than Ari's lashing can reach!

(Ah...sometimes he needs to lighten up! And you know I mean that in the NICEST way, don't ya, lover?)

 

[faith]

shaking head...

kitsuke...Now you've pissed Basia off....and women never forget....I'm soooo glad I'm not you!!!!!

 

[faith]

quick exit...

good advice....see you later kids...night!

 

[kitsuke]

*magically teleports this nonsense to the OOC ChatClub*

i guess we have pissed Ari off enough for one night, i will post on the OOCCC now

 

[faith]

Ari....

We plead insanity...okay how 'bout kitchen duty for a week for the weak???? lines up martinis...adds husler and penthouse to stack of reading materials...has carafe of coffee and bottle of asprin all line up... bar spic and span....pleads with Angel to sing something to sooth Ari....Asks Maid to stay in his lap so he can't ring our necks ... thanks God for Cheles timely intervention...and hopes beyond hope that we don't get barred from the bar....

Sorry Ari...

 

[ariosto]

OOC CLUB CLOSED!

THE OOC CLUB IS CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE DUE TO THE UNFORTUNATE INCIDENTS OF LAST NIGHT WHICH EVEN IN THE USELESS ENVIRONMENT OF THE OOCCC CLUB WOULD HAVE BEEN FOUND SOMEWHERE BEYOND BEARABLE EVEN TO ANIME FIXATED CHILDREN...

Luckily I'm an artist and recognize your seemingly
senseless patter as a DaDa performance piece worhy of DuChamp, Man Ray et al.

However in order to gain readmittance to the Club, Faith and Basia must allow me to fondle them for ten full minutes each (or 15 collectively) behind the bar.
Kitsuki's pennance is to watch.