SlipperyKitten
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Thanks! Everyone seems so nice here. I am very glad I joined
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SlipperyKitten said:If I were a guy for a day, I would so have a cum contest with myself to see what is the furthest distance I could shoot
Oooooo! Deliciously kinky of you there Slippery! I guess we could aske for more intimate details of just HOW you would accomplish this task but for another time perhaps???
And yes, we're all glad that you've joined too! Please post often! We'd love to know you better that way.
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SlipperyKitten said:Thanks! Everyone seems so nice here. I am very glad I joined
Welcome! These really are the best boards...
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with my luck i would end up being on my period and having cramps all day and not get to see what it is like being a woman...so no, i would actually have to think twice before going through this...I know women have it worse..don't need to try it...
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Belilica said:
ROFLMAO
you know i am right about that...women have it so much harder than men...except we have to put with women and guess which mood they are in...oh, by the way...NICE PIC..you are a gorgeous woman...
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Belilica said:
Thanks
yep and we like being able to pee standing up...i take the dogs out to pee...i pee with them...nothing quite like it...
and those damn bra's i have enough trouble getting one off someone else..couldn't imagine havign to put on on and off everyday...
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Eddietheman said:
yep and we like being able to pee standing up...i take the dogs out to pee...i pee with them...nothing quite like it...
and those damn bra's i have enough trouble getting one off someone else..couldn't imagine havign to put on on and off everyday...
LOL
You get used to the bra thing... they look purdy
Make our breasts a little more enticing, especially those wonderbras
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Belilica said:Thanks
But have you ever noticed how inaccurate we can be too?? Just when you think the grass is greener!
And Eddie, this is a purely hypothetical question too! I'm sure you'd wish yourself to be some hot voluptuous buxom woman and not Bea Arthur on her period too. You have our permission to envision yourself as Stephanie Seymour if you'd like!
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Hmmmm...that could possibly be another topic of discussion! If you were to trade places with a member of the opposite sex, which celebrity would it be??
Possibility??
Possibility??
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Belilica said:I'm thinking I'd trade with Billy Bob Thornton, just so I could make love to Angelina Jolie all day
Didn't those two split awhile back? Or do I have to add Time Travel to my hypothetical scenario now??
But admittedly Billy Bob was one lucky SOB! Good choice Bel!
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Hey LE!!!! I can't believe we're both on at the same time!! 
I'm trying to think of which celebrity I'd change with. hmmm
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Lust Engine said:
Didn't those two split awhile back? Or do I have to add Time Travel to my hypothetical scenario now??
But admittedly Billy Bob was one lucky SOB! Good choice Bel!
I thought they just had a baby... Damn, I'm so behind on my celeb gossip
Oh well, nothing changes, I'd still like to make love to her
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HotMel said:Sorry to bring this up from the dead but the only thing I will add is that the only real things I could try as I can as a girl would be anal so I could compare what that felt like for each.
Other than that I'm too late
Naw, never too late, glad to get back on track LOL
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i have a thought
ok, i guess i would be Angelina Joe Le...i know i mispelled that...but that way i could get it from certain parties...take care all...intersting thread huh?
ok, i guess i would be Angelina Joe Le...i know i mispelled that...but that way i could get it from certain parties...take care all...intersting thread huh?
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MikeCA said:
MikeCA, I agree totally here. You ladies have it made when it comes to orgasms! We guys are one hit wonders compared to some of the mind blowing cascade of orgasms I've seen you ladies have.
Makes pissing in the snow seem like chump change.
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Oh really? Well I have 2 words for you men. LABOR & DELIVERY!
Great thread. Great question. Surprised I just noticed it. Fun...
Love being a guy. Love what a woman's bod can do for me and what I can do to/for her. A 24 hour flip flop without all the stitches and body parts going in the trash.... now there's thought.
So...if I woke up one morning and ma dick was a cavity and I had a nice set of titties (I'll take the Stef Seymour option, thank you - if I woke up Bea Arthur on the rag I'd leap out the window) - WOW! If I knew I only had 24 hours...
OK I'll take the hunk option at the same time. I mean I couldn't go to a good buddy (they're all married anyway) and say," Hey it's ME - Dave. I want you to fuck the hell out of me." 24 hours later I'd have to move outta town, right?
OK, the politics aside ... I'd want him to tease me until I was so horny I was shaking, shivering and trembling. I'd like to get so horny I was drooling and my teeth were chattering! I'd want to feel a tongue sloshing around in my pussy. I'd love to be, for the first time, on the receiving end of a good spanking as described in the TRY THIS AND REPORT BACK thread. I would go for a NEW GSpot orgasm record. I'd want to be G'd until I passed out, came to and have him G me unconscious again (o what's the record I'd have to beat??) I'd love to...hang on. Can I buy an extra day?
Love being a guy. Love what a woman's bod can do for me and what I can do to/for her. A 24 hour flip flop without all the stitches and body parts going in the trash.... now there's thought.
So...if I woke up one morning and ma dick was a cavity and I had a nice set of titties (I'll take the Stef Seymour option, thank you - if I woke up Bea Arthur on the rag I'd leap out the window) - WOW! If I knew I only had 24 hours...
OK I'll take the hunk option at the same time. I mean I couldn't go to a good buddy (they're all married anyway) and say," Hey it's ME - Dave. I want you to fuck the hell out of me." 24 hours later I'd have to move outta town, right?
OK, the politics aside ... I'd want him to tease me until I was so horny I was shaking, shivering and trembling. I'd like to get so horny I was drooling and my teeth were chattering! I'd want to feel a tongue sloshing around in my pussy. I'd love to be, for the first time, on the receiving end of a good spanking as described in the TRY THIS AND REPORT BACK thread. I would go for a NEW GSpot orgasm record. I'd want to be G'd until I passed out, came to and have him G me unconscious again (o what's the record I'd have to beat??) I'd love to...hang on. Can I buy an extra day?
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Naughty n Nice said:
Sorry dear...only 24 hours of doing the swap. And we're also eliminating all of the less than ingratiating things of each gender. I'm not about to engage in which gender supposedly has it better/ worse than the other.
Strictly a GOOD fantasy here.
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MR.GGG said:
Many excellent observations here Mr. GGG!
Love your hooking up with your buddies scenario. That would be an absolute laugh riot... I think!
My apologies to all the Bea Arthur fans there regarding her being with Aunt Flo too. I hope I didn't paint too scary of a comparison.And as far as getting that extra day, somehow I get the feeling everyone would pretty much want to repeat the first 24 hours...only more vigorously!
