The Outlook

[DarkWarrioress]

*Shrugs* Virginity doesn't always mean naivety. I'd tell you how I prefer my maidens, but that's for another time. *chuckle*

"He's right you know, dragon. Your imagination is as wide and as open as you're wiling to look. Even virgins have their places and there's always something to be done with them."

 

[dragonrazor]

"He's right you know, dragon. Your imagination is as wide and as open as you're wiling to look. Even virgins have their places and there's always something to be done with them."

But deflowering them is such a hassle (I'm taking the dragony thoughtlines a bit too far, I think)

 

[fr33ks33k]

But deflowering them is such a hassle (I'm taking the dragony thoughtlines a bit too far, I think)

Hassle, joy....potato potahto.....

 

[dragonrazor]

Hassle, joy....potato potahto.....

Do you have any idea how hard it is to get dragon dong into a virgin maiden? (you knew it was coming)

 

[DarkWarrioress]

But deflowering them is such a hassle (I'm taking the dragony thoughtlines a bit too far, I think)

She laughs in amusement, "Ah, dragon. You are delightful. It doesn't have to be such a hassle you know. I suppose it's all about how you think upon it and then how you approach it. Good things come to those with patience to follow through."

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Do you have any idea how hard it is to get dragon dong into a virgin maiden? (you knew it was coming)

She choked on her pomegranate drink. "Perhaps if you mated in the air and had her do all the work? I can see such a delightful scenario in my mind."

 

[fr33ks33k]

Do you have any idea how hard it is to get dragon dong into a virgin maiden? (you knew it was coming)

*Laughs loudly at the term "dragon dong"*

I was under the impression that a dragon could do that quite easily if they put their mind to it.

 

[dragonrazor]

*Laughs loudly at the term "dragon dong"*

I was under the impression that a dragon could do that quite easily if they put their mind to it.

Yeah, but...it usually doesn't end well for the virgin...

 

[dragonrazor]

She choked on her pomegranate drink. "Perhaps if you mated in the air and had her do all the work? I can see such a delightful scenario in my mind."

*laughing* The problem is that that's a lot for a virgin to take. It usually ends up breaking them.

 

[DarkWarrioress]

*laughing* The problem is that that's a lot for a virgin to take. It usually ends up breaking them.

"Perhaps and perhaps, for the first time she need not take it all. A butterfly caught on the end of a pin, not meaning to demean your endowment, dragon," she impishly smiled at him, " just a vague allusion to. Then again, if she's a glutton for punishment, she might do so and suffer for her efforts later. "

 

[dragonrazor]

*laughing* Okay, I've had enough dragony jokes now.

 

[fr33ks33k]

Yeah, but...it usually doesn't end well for the virgin...

*laughing* The problem is that that's a lot for a virgin to take. It usually ends up breaking them.

I'm not a dragon, but if I were, I'm sure I'd find a way to make it work without breaking them....too much...

 

[DarkWarrioress]

I'm not a dragon, but if I were, I'm sure I'd find a way to make it work without breaking them....too much...

She snickered. "I'm sure you would."

 

[fr33ks33k]

She snickered. "I'm sure you would."

*Gives her a winning smile in return*

 

[The_gladiator]

Reappears in the outlook, Sinking into a chair waving to all present, "Caitlin, Dragon, Fr33k, sir." how are you all?

 

[fr33ks33k]

Reappears in the outlook, Sinking into a chair waving to all present, "Caitlin, Dragon, Fr33k, sir." how are you all?

Doing well Glad, and yourself?

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Reappears in the outlook, Sinking into a chair waving to all present, "Caitlin, Dragon, Fr33k, sir." how are you all?

She shot Gald a warm smile, "I've been passing time."

 

[dragonrazor]

She shot Gald a warm smile, "I've been passing time."

Every time you call him Gald, I can't help but think "Prince Gald?"

 

[The_gladiator]

Nodding to fr33k, "I am well, had a nice lunch with a friend... just burger king, but at least its out of the house." he laughs.

Nodding to Caitlin smiling knowing, "Waiting for me?" he teases.

"how are you dragon?"

 

[dragonrazor]

Nodding to fr33k, "I am well, had a nice lunch with a friend... just burger king, but at least its out of the house." he laughs.

Nodding to Caitlin smiling knowing, "Waiting for me?" he teases.

"how are you dragon?"

Boredom. Waiting for posts. About the same as usual.

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Every time you call him Gald, I can't help but think "Prince Gald?"

"That sounds better than thinking of Glad wrap every time I type it," she laughed, shooting the Elven One a rueful smile.

 

[The_gladiator]

"That sounds better than thinking of Glad wrap every time I type it," she laughed, shooting the Elven One a rueful smile.

He laughs, "In actuallity I was called gladwrap by some on the PG for a while." "Needless to say I wasn't fond of it, hahaha."

 

[dragonrazor]

"That sounds better than thinking of Glad wrap every time I type it," she laughed, shooting the Elven One a rueful smile.

You could call him Marcus....as in Marcus Aurellius....

 

[fr33ks33k]

You could call him Marcus....as in Marcus Aurellius....

Or we could spin the Wheel of random gladiatorial names....*smirk*

 

[illianacole]

*Several pink kushballs come falling out of thin air to pelt Gladiator in the head and shoulders followed by a note on jasmine scented paper* Tag. You're 'It'. I am drifting between lit and reality over at the Inn... Whisper me what you thought of the post?

~Illi