The Perfect Woman

[Captainnumnuts]

Red hair is caused by sugar and lust - according "Still Life with Woodpecker." I think every redhead should read it.

That explains alot.


Come get your sugar fix ladies! But we gotta stop somewhere for some kiddie rides. And don't touch me while we're in the bumper cars - I can't focus when you do that.

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

I always thought the perfect woman was three feet tall, with no teeth, and a flat head that you can rest your beer on.


(I also predict that this thread will get relocated)

you forgot pistol grip ears

 

[sircumvent]

Perfect girl...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P_bfnBFMsw

 

[islandman]

The perfect woman....


.....wants my tongue in her cunt as badly as her cunt wants my tongue.