The PG Auction. Bid Now!

[LusterMunky]

Bid on whatever/whoever you want. The currency is bananas. Boobies would work, too.

I'll open the bidding:

I bid One Banana for . . .

Honey Buns losing my phone number.
Elli's phone number.
Watching Shaun stick a cigar up his ass.
Another kiss from SuzAnne
More Fluffer posts.

 

[JudasIscariot]

Ugh

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Bid on whatever/whoever you want. The currency is bananas. Boobies would work, too.

I'll open the bidding:

I bid One Banana for . . .

Honey Buns losing my phone number.
Elli's phone number.
Watching Shaun stick a cigar up his ass.
Another kiss from SuzAnne
More Fluffer posts.

was I supposed to call you last night??

you said, "digits, fifteen minutes" and I thought you wanted to fuck me with your fingers for fifteen minutes. ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Ugh

oh, i'd gladly pay for the privilege of sticking anything up iamshaun's ass.

behind closed doors, of course. and after I fit him with a ball gag.

 

[TomBoner]

I think he had 15 digits he wanted to fuck you with for 30 seconds?

 

[LusterMunky]

Ugh

Okay, be that way.

You gonna bid on something or are you just here to cause a ruckus?

 

[TomBoner]

oh, i'd gladly pay for the privilege of sticking anything up iamshaun's ass.

behind closed doors, of course. and after I fit him with a ball gag.

15 banana's up shauns ass would be interesting.

...

But please do it in public so we can all enjoy.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Okay, be that way.

You gonna bid on something or are you just here to cause a ruckus?

RUCKUS! RUCKUS! RUCKUS! RUCKUS!

 

[JudasIscariot]

Okay, be that way.

You gonna bid on something or are you just here to cause a ruckus?

No, you left out the only thing on lit I'm willing to pay money for; you being cannoned to the moon.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

15 banana's up shauns ass would be interesting.

...

But please do it in public so we can all enjoy.

it would take a loooooot of ass-licking to get him warmed-up enough for that many bananas.

I'm gonna need a protein bar. and a stool.

 

[LusterMunky]

15 banana's up shauns ass would be interesting

This is the high bid so far.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

This is the high bid so far.

peels on or off?

 

[LusterMunky]

This is the high bid so far.

There is something spooky homoerotic about your bid.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

There is something spooky homoerotic about your bid.

where you been, Munk?

fucking hott men turns me on.

 

[TomBoner]

where you been, Munk?

fucking hott men turns me on.

I was under the impression the fucking coldd men turn you on ... hold or cold women ... sheets ... dirt ... just about anything.

...

Actually ... does Munky turn you on?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I was under the impression the fucking coldd men turn you on ... hold or cold women ... sheets ... dirt ... just about anything.

...

Actually ... does Munky turn you on?

come now, Tom--I'm not that easy.

the dirt needs to be wet, so that it will make that mucky, sucking sound when I fuck the living shit out of it.

and Munky? .......sorry, but no.

he's a lovely color, but he's missing the vital throat-clasping and ear-growling genes that I require in a mate.

 

[outdoorsman69]

was I supposed to call you last night??

you said, "digits, fifteen minutes" and I thought you wanted to fuck me with your fingers for fifteen minutes. ha ha ha ha ha

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

 

[LusterMunky]

and Munky? .......sorry, but no.

he's a lovely color, but he's missing the vital throat-clasping and ear-growling genes that I require in a mate.

Pfft. I should put you on ignore.

You know you want me.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Pfft. I should put you on ignore.

You know you want me.

or I could put you on ignore.

you know I'm your favorite.

 

[LusterMunky]

you know I'm your favorite.

Then bid on me.

 

[LusterMunky]

I will bid two, (yes, our very first TWO Banana Bid!) for anyone who can demonstrate they Stalk The Munky.

 

[elli1]

Elli's phone number.

what you want my number for? you are aware i'm on a different continent, right? and i don't answer the phone unless i know who it is calling me. my skype name would be more convenient

 

[TomBoner]

I will bid two, (yes, our very first TWO Banana Bid!) for anyone who can demonstrate they Stalk The Munky.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/93bbeaf8be4e48266a8f15a5a106c3f8/tumblr_ndfu30cnb31s7ra3ho1_500.jpg

Quiet everybody! I'm stalkin' the munky.

 

[LusterMunky]

my skype name would be more convenient

I'm sure The Masher would totally get off if we did that.

 

[elli1]

I'm sure The Masher would totally get off if we did that.

nah, he wouldn't mind me talking to a virginal munky like you