The pick-up line!

[zeemaza]

Now, I'm an average man! Average looks, average height, average everything; in fact, if you were to walk into a crowded room and check out the scene, I'd probably be one of the last people you notice.

But that's good! At least I wouldn't be instantly disqualified if you were looking for some action. I might stand a chance if I was given one.

So, first impressions are imperative in my case. Therefore, I have always relied on my pick-up line. You see, if you give me a chance to talk to you, then ... welll ... we'll just have to see about that!

The good thing about Friday nights is that there's never a shortage of hot women round and about. And my problem is that I like them superhot. So ... time to play!

I walked into Slick Vic's at about 9pm. I hate going to places too late because everyon's usually too drunk and all the hot chicks have already been picked up. I prefer going slightly early so I can check out the scene. Slick Vic's was a bar on the stirp; the hot spot. It was known for the hot chicks that frequented the place and right now, there wasn't much action.

I noticed about three really hot chicks scattered around the place; of course, three meaning three that were free.

One of them was at the bar and it was obvious she had only been there for a short while since the barman appeared to be serving her her first drink. You can usually tell when it's someone's first drink. She was scanning the place, checking out the people.

I went to the bar and ordered a double scotch on the rocks and decided to walk past her to get a better view of her as I had mainly seen her from behind with a few flashes of her face when she looked around to see what was happening. I made my first round and decided to move in on her.

"Excuse me," I said to her as soon I was right behind her. "I really need your help," I added.

She looked at me and appeared to be a little confused. "Yes?" she repplied.

"I really, really need you to help me to come up with a great pick-up line," I said. "You see, there's this gorgeous girl sitting over there and I want a second opinion on how to approach her."

 

[sierrahughes]

Sierra Hughes

"I really, really need you to help me to come up with a great pick-up line. You see, there's this gorgeous girl sitting over there and I want a second opinion on how to approach her."

I paused, thinking to myself how ridiculous this actually sounded. But it was a new year, I had a long day at work for just the second day of the year, and I figured I could play along even if it was just for a little while.

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"Which girl? Point her out to me," I leaned towards him a little, keeping my legs crossed as I am seated on the bar stool, but perhaps brushing the front of my white top a little against his shirt.

 

[zeemaza]

"That one, there," I immediately replied, pointing to the drop-dead gorgeous girl sitting near the far corner, remembering where the other two hot chicks were seated. "I really don't think I stand a chance if I don't come up with something decent to say."

Wow ... this one was a real looker. Her curves were perfect. Her long brown hair flowed freely off her shoulders and her big wild eyes burnt holes in me. I had to have her. Best of all, she was the one making first physical contat so I leaned towards her as if to whisper.

"Will you help me?" I asked. "I'll owe you one."

I ran my hand through my black hair and briefly paused to scratch the back of my head ... it was a kind of act to make her feel I needed her. I flashed her my best smile and willed her to look past my boy-next-door looks and see into the real me.

 

[sierrahughes]

The far corner...my eyes tried to follow his description, and I found...Agatha. I smiled to myself; it was no wonder because Agatha is hot. Hot enough for me to decide to make out with her on one occasion. But of course, I didn't have to tell him that I actually know her.

Then I looked at him, watching him as he did one of the dorkiest things I've seen in this bar. I couldn't believe that this guy was for real - but hey, he did make me take notice of him after all.

"Buy her an apple-tini, and then tell her that you really love watching the Red Sox," I said, as I sipped my own drink. And then I waited.

 

[zeemaza]

Hmmm ... I thought to myself ... time to get serious and make something of this.

I looked at her for an instant, my eyes resting on her nice, shapely breasts. She had a "I know what you're doing" look on her gorgeous face. I shifted my eyes to the other girl and back to her.

"Thanks for the tip, " I said and started walking away, presumably off to take her advice. I then stopped, turned around and walked back to her. "I need a plan B, just in case ... can you do that? Or better still, why don't you introduce us yourself?"

 

[sierrahughes]

I smiled. He had caught on, even if I did drop a huge clue. And then I pursed my lips, and stared straight into his eyes, silence befalling the two of us as the space drew closer.

"It was cute at first, but I think it's time you make up your mind who you really want to hook up with. I'm not sure about Agatha, but I don't pick off scraps," I brought my glass of gin back up to my lips, and took a slow sip, letting the cold drink slide down my throat as I swallowed gently.

 

[zeemaza]

I looked directly into her eyes as she talked to me. She looked away and sipped on her drink, casually. My God, she was drop dead gorgeous, I thought to myself.

I moved in closer to her establishing full body contact. I leaned into her bringing my lips closer to her ears. "Of course it was you from the very beginning!" I whispered. "Why don't you finnish your drink and let's get out of here," I continued. I took a huge gulp, finishing my scotch. My eyes were fixed on hers, "Or would you rather hang around for a few more rounds of drinks?"

I let her decide the next step. Being pushy wasn't my style but it was now clear exactly what I wanted.

 

[sierrahughes]

I stopped, and then took another slow sip on my gin, without saying a word. Though his indecisiveness still gnawed at me, I was beginning to consider how his lips might feel on mine, or his hands caressing my back.

"Buy us another round," I said, giving him one last chance to nail this.

 

[zeemaza]

"Two gins," I said to the barman, then shifted my attention to her. "I'm Steven, by the way," I said as I kissed her lightly on the cheek. "Care to join me at my place?" I continued while softly brushing my index finger on her jaw line.

 

[sierrahughes]

I waited, till he was done with his finger. It was, to say the least, a little insulting. I wasn't an object or a cat for him to stroke. That said, there was something about this guy that interested me, even if just a little. After all, I've hooked up with guys with less.

The moment the bartender served the drink, I downed the gin like a shot. And then I looked back at him, before glancing at his drink.

"Well? We don't have all night. And it'll have to be my place," I replied.

 

[zeemaza]

I could see that she wasn't too thrilled about the way I was treating her but I held my gaze as she spoke.

This one was no time waister. She had the attitude of someone who knew her worth. And it was up to me to take her up on her offer, now.

"Your place is fine," I said, softening my gaze and breaking into a soft smile. "Let's go."

I stepped aside as she got off her bar stool and headed for the door. I looked at her from behind and saw her beautiful figure maneouvre her way through the bar. She was a vision; perfect legs and perfect ass.

All of a sudden I felt an all too familiar stir in my groins. I wanted her now and I didn't know if I could wait until we reached her home so I caught up with her and took her hand in mine.

Her hand was warm and intensely feminine triggering more than just a stir in the groins. It was women like this that a man lived for and tonight I would show her who's boss.

I noticed that all the men were checking her out as we made our way to the door. Her curves were notorious and screamed sexuality. I also observed that some were giving me the "well done" look, silently appreciating my accomplishment.

 

[sierrahughes]

"Drive."

He made a grab for my hand, and I let him. He wanted to make me his trophy for the evening; finally showing a bit of guts. It turned me on a little; it wasn't like I wanted to be bossed around, but I loved the way men know exactly what they want.

I strode towards the car, by now withdrawing my hand from his. I unlocked my black Audi TT, and tossed him the keys as I headed for the passenger door.

"My address is on the GPS - look for "home"." I said, as I opened the door.

 

[zeemaza]

The drive to her place was quick; we didn't say much. She lived a few blocks away in a nice, trendy part of town.

So far, I had noticed that she had attitude; she was a little suspicious of my whole demeanor. Little did she know that this is what I liked to do with the women I picked up. I was sure that once she got a look at what I had in store for her, all her worries would disolve into thin air.

We entered her apartment and she was quick to show me she wanted no time wasted. She took off her jacket and stared at me as if to say "well?"

I took my jacket off, too, exposing the substantial bulge in my pants. Her eyes shifted down to check me out. I knew that there was no point in making anymore small talk so I decided to be blunt.

I walked over to her and slowly put my hands around her ass and pulled her towards me. I kissed her softly on the lips but she responded half-heartedly so I pressed her against my bulge. Her lips parted a little more so I went for the big, wet kiss. She did respond but still keeping me at her pace. I broke the kiss and looked at her, "Are we going to stand her all day or are you give me attitude all night?"

Truth was, I was dying to release my dick from the constaints of my pants.

 

[sierrahughes]

"Watch."

I would describe it as an uncomfortable build-up. In the car, we had barely said a word to one another. Or if we did, I couldn't recall the content of our conversation. I recalled the other time, when I was on my way back to my apartment, with some other guy I had picked up, we could barely keep our hands off one another in the car. I had even gave him a blowjob when he was driving back.

I tossed my jacket once we were well within my apartment.

"Well?" I beckoned, still unconvinced.

He came at me in response, putting his hands firmly on my ass as he pulled me in for a kiss. It was ok, but not quite hot. I could foresee myself wanting to get this over and done with.

But as he hugged me a little tighter, I could feel the bulge at the front of his pants.

Now that was interesting.

"Are we going to stand her all day or are you give me attitude all night?"

This one wasn't really much of a talker, but maybe he could make it up in some other ways. But not yet. I had to get into the mood first.

"Sit, and watch," I said, as I pushed him back down onto the sofa, as I strode away from him.

I took the seat that was directly opposite him, and then sat down. I crossed my legs first, uncrossed and crossed it again. And then uncrossed it. He seemed hesitant at first, wanting to approach again. I shook my head. I think he was starting to get the idea.

I parted my legs this time, pulling the hem of my skirt up as I did so. I spread my thighs, pulling them apart so that they formed a straight line, as I pushed my panty-clad pussy out in his direction. I could begin to feel a little bit of moisture down there. This was a start.