The Pigpen

[ozme52]

Arms akimbo I look around.

Counting, one Harmless Pig.
Hmmm, no sows, 3 or 4 gorgeous women though!

Throwing truffles around to distract my newfound friend, HP.

Greetings all!

 

[Harmless Pig]

The women look tastier than the truffles, but I guess I can share.

 

[ozme52]

The women look tastier than the truffles, but I guess I can share.

A true friend indeed!

Perhaps the ladies will "hide" the truffles and we can both go "rooting" around.

Just how long is your snout?

Don't answer that! It was a rhetorical question

 

[H'venlee]

Arms akimbo I look around.

Counting, one Harmless Pig.
Hmmm, no sows, 3 or 4 gorgeous women though!

Throwing truffles around to distract my newfound friend, HP.

Greetings all!

Would those be Godiva truffles?

 

[Harmless Pig]

Oh, that sounds splendid! I love rut- I mean rooting!

 

[Harmless Pig]

Ooooh, a lovely lass to keep me company!

 

[ozme52]

Would those be Godiva truffles?

Well, being that Harmless is a PIG, I was thinking the french fungus kind of truffle. They use PIGs to find them under the dirt.

But..., I'm sure Harmless would agree that if you prefer, we could root for chocolate in your honeypot!

 

[Harmless Pig]

I agree, wholeheartedly!

 

[cookiejar]

*snort* *oink* Looking for a curly tail.....I found it!! *squeal*




cookie

 

[Harmless Pig]

*snort* *oink* Looking for a curly tail.....I found it!! *squeal*




cookie

Cookie, sweetness, I've been missing your tail for a loooong time.
I'm glad I finally caught up with you!

 

[H'venlee]

Ooooh, a lovely lass to keep me company!

Will gladly keep you company!

 

[H'venlee]

Well, being that Harmless is a PIG, I was thinking the french fungus kind of truffle. They use PIGs to find them under the dirt.

But..., I'm sure Harmless would agree that if you prefer, we could root for chocolate in your honeypot!

You bring the chocolate...I will bring the honey.

 

[Harmless Pig]

*

 

[H'venlee]

*nuzzles and whispers* I would love to taste your honey!

I am sure you would be very good at getting every drop.

 

[Harmless Pig]

I would not stop until I did, and even then I might keep trying

 

[H'venlee]

I don't think I would complain at all.

 

[Harmless Pig]

Oh, to be in Wisconsin!

 

[H'venlee]

To have you here with me to keep me warm...and wet.

 

[Harmless Pig]

*

 

[H'venlee]

All that after only one taste?

 

[Harmless Pig]

Just getting started, but so far, you are mouthwatering

 

[Harmless Pig]

*

 

[H'venlee]

My hands on your shoulders...holding you close to me.

 

[Harmless Pig]

My hands on your shoulders...holding you close to me.

My lips moving over the swell of your breasts, kissing each nipple, tugging gently, then trailing down, nuzzling at your mound, inhaling, enjoying, moving left, tasting your thigh...

 

[Harmless Pig]

my fingertips teasing the backs of your knees...