The Pillow Pit. (Semi-OOC flirt thread.)
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Vixandra
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Well...
Hey, tis TV I'm allowed to be totaly superficial there.
No, Raven, I shall not send you any hentai. It's technically not supposed to be shiped through the US postal system from a military base. Honestly- that's what the bad infomercails they play here say.
Some days I miss real commvericals, but that's when I'm actually watching TV and not at my puter, LOL.
Yipes, look at the time, got to run to work! Laters guys!
Depends on what the guy doing the stuffing or body bagee looks like. Hehe.Ravenloft said:
Hey, tis TV I'm allowed to be totaly superficial there.
No, Raven, I shall not send you any hentai. It's technically not supposed to be shiped through the US postal system from a military base. Honestly- that's what the bad infomercails they play here say.
Some days I miss real commvericals, but that's when I'm actually watching TV and not at my puter, LOL.Yipes, look at the time, got to run to work! Laters guys!
Abraxas Winterlight
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i'll second that raven
(while taking my check from them every 2 weeks)
(while taking my check from them every 2 weeks)
DarkTalon
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Hay vix you could do it any way I use to send things through the Army mail althe time When I was in the army As lon as you Say your mailing a Birth Day presint to a Relitvi They usualy over look it
*winks At You As I Cozy up to you And Raps arm around you.*
*winks At You As I Cozy up to you And Raps arm around you.*
cats
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Your suprised what about me? My town has three malls, or is it four. Oh well if I wanted to I could walk to any of them but then again I am a dedicated back paker and could walk all day if I had enough water, and some food.
So your in the military Vix. Got to love a girl in the uniform. Coarse when I was in the military I started fires, set up tents, shot bows and arrows.... wait a damn second, this is a noy scout uniform. And all this time I thought I was in the army. (And yes I do look good in uniform.)
US mail suite me just fine... but I don't really use it. Alls I get are few magazines that I don't even read, so really I don't get much of anything threw it. Thats kinda sad.
So your in the military Vix. Got to love a girl in the uniform. Coarse when I was in the military I started fires, set up tents, shot bows and arrows.... wait a damn second, this is a noy scout uniform. And all this time I thought I was in the army. (And yes I do look good in uniform.)
US mail suite me just fine... but I don't really use it. Alls I get are few magazines that I don't even read, so really I don't get much of anything threw it. Thats kinda sad.
Ravenloft
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Ravenloft
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Some of the best 'rules' from Skippy's List!
2. My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not 'Princess Anastasia'.
6. Not allowed to play 'Pulp Fiction' with a suction-cup dart pistol and any officer.
10. Not allowed to purchase anyone's soul on Government time.
18. May no longer perform my now (in)famous 'Barbie Girl Dance' while on duty.
29. The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'.
35. Not allowed to sing 'High Speed Dirt' by Megadeth during airborne operations. ('See the earth below/Soon to make a crater/Blue sky, black death, I'm off to meet my maker')
37. Our medic is called 'Sgt Larwasa', not 'Dr. Feelgood'.
38. Our supply Sgt is 'Sgt Watkins' not 'Sugar Daddy'.
45. I am not allowed to 'Go to Bragg boulevard and shake daddies little money maker for twenties stuffed into my undies'.
48. I may not use public masturbation as a tool to demonstrate a flaw in a command decision.
49. Not allowed to trade military equipment for 'magic beans'.
52. Not allowed to yell 'Take that Cobra' at the rifle range.
58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.
68. I may not line my helmet with tin foil to ‘Block out the space mind control lasers'.
77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
91. When asked to give a few words at a military ceremony ‘Romper Bomper Stomper Boo' is probably not appropriate.
116. Crucifying mice - bad idea.
145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.
146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.
156. I will no longer perform 'lap-dances' while in uniform.
164. There is no such thing as a were-virgin.
174. Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it's actually DOD policy).
201. Must not valiantly push officers onto hand grenades to save the squad.
2. My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not 'Princess Anastasia'.
6. Not allowed to play 'Pulp Fiction' with a suction-cup dart pistol and any officer.
10. Not allowed to purchase anyone's soul on Government time.
18. May no longer perform my now (in)famous 'Barbie Girl Dance' while on duty.
29. The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'.
35. Not allowed to sing 'High Speed Dirt' by Megadeth during airborne operations. ('See the earth below/Soon to make a crater/Blue sky, black death, I'm off to meet my maker')
37. Our medic is called 'Sgt Larwasa', not 'Dr. Feelgood'.
38. Our supply Sgt is 'Sgt Watkins' not 'Sugar Daddy'.
45. I am not allowed to 'Go to Bragg boulevard and shake daddies little money maker for twenties stuffed into my undies'.
48. I may not use public masturbation as a tool to demonstrate a flaw in a command decision.
49. Not allowed to trade military equipment for 'magic beans'.
52. Not allowed to yell 'Take that Cobra' at the rifle range.
58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.
68. I may not line my helmet with tin foil to ‘Block out the space mind control lasers'.
77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
91. When asked to give a few words at a military ceremony ‘Romper Bomper Stomper Boo' is probably not appropriate.
116. Crucifying mice - bad idea.
145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.
146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.
156. I will no longer perform 'lap-dances' while in uniform.
164. There is no such thing as a were-virgin.
174. Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it's actually DOD policy).
201. Must not valiantly push officers onto hand grenades to save the squad.
Vixandra
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Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic.
Aww that's not fair!!! Hehehe- I only practice white or red magic. Black magic hurts people- I'm more hands on when it comes to taking out my Vengeance.
And ya know what: Must not taunt the French any more. Nope ain't gonna follow that one either.
Here's another gem of Vixi ain't gonna followness: # Not allowed to quote 'Dr Seuss' on military operations.
Think this'll help my M16 score from BMT where I could barely see and the gun kept jamming from the crap that was in it?
# Not allowed to yell 'Take that Cobra' at the rifle range.
If one soldier has a 2nd Lt bar on his uniform, and I have an E-4 on mine It means he outranks me. It does not mean ‘I have been promoted three more times than you'. That CAN'T BE TRUE!!! NOO!
Okay I'm done... not quite: May not conduct psychological experiments on my chain of command. Aww now why the hell not?
Do not convince NCO's that their razorbumps are the result of microscopic parasites.- what's the point of being medical if you can't scare the stupid NCO's from the other career feilds?!? Though most AF NCO's aren't too bad, mostly.
Love that site! Forwarding to all my military buds! They need it right now.
Raven. You made me smile, though I imagine something I did before logging on helped. Hehehehe... and I'm not talking about the 6am to 930pm duty shift. *yawns*
Aww that's not fair!!! Hehehe- I only practice white or red magic. Black magic hurts people- I'm more hands on when it comes to taking out my Vengeance.
And ya know what: Must not taunt the French any more. Nope ain't gonna follow that one either.
Here's another gem of Vixi ain't gonna followness: # Not allowed to quote 'Dr Seuss' on military operations.
Think this'll help my M16 score from BMT where I could barely see and the gun kept jamming from the crap that was in it?
# Not allowed to yell 'Take that Cobra' at the rifle range.
If one soldier has a 2nd Lt bar on his uniform, and I have an E-4 on mine It means he outranks me. It does not mean ‘I have been promoted three more times than you'. That CAN'T BE TRUE!!! NOO!
Okay I'm done... not quite: May not conduct psychological experiments on my chain of command. Aww now why the hell not?
Do not convince NCO's that their razorbumps are the result of microscopic parasites.- what's the point of being medical if you can't scare the stupid NCO's from the other career feilds?!? Though most AF NCO's aren't too bad, mostly.
Love that site! Forwarding to all my military buds! They need it right now.
Raven. You made me smile, though I imagine something I did before logging on helped. Hehehehe... and I'm not talking about the 6am to 930pm duty shift. *yawns*
Arc da Rat
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*raises her sleepy head from the pillows*
Have you guys try the internet?
*snuggles back down into the blankets*
Have you guys try the internet?
*snuggles back down into the blankets*
Ravenloft
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Re: Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic.
I'm very glad that you enjoyed the site, and I hope your buddies will too!
You're too kind, I was just sharing something I thought you would get a kick out of.
*Thinks about what you might have done before logging on...*
*Grinning pervertedly.*
Vixandra said:Love that site! Forwarding to all my military buds! They need it right now.
I'm very glad that you enjoyed the site, and I hope your buddies will too!
You're too kind, I was just sharing something I thought you would get a kick out of.
*Thinks about what you might have done before logging on...*
*Grinning pervertedly.*
Arc da Rat
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Ravenloft said:
*nuzzles Raven in her sleep*
... MMmmm ...
