The Pillow Pit. (Semi-OOC flirt thread.)

[Abraxas Winterlight]

*pulld Shoto back into the Shadows with my tentacle minions*

hey buddy, thats my Realm!
*Bounces Shoto around in shadow for a while then launches him back out at Hy*

No go play not so nice with Demon-boy.

 

[Shotokan07]

That was actually cool, thanks. I've traveled through shadow realm, but instanteousnly. Hey next time, can you turn lights on? I couldn't see anything! *Gives Hyb a towel* You're still wet buddy.

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

sheesh!
& they call ME a dork!

 

[hybirdx]

You? A dork?

No... A semi dork maybe, and thats a big maybe, but not a dork.

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

tell that to the women around here.



especially you Archy-Poo

 

[Shotokan07]

Dork? Hmm... I hightly undoubtly doubt it. Call Hyb-kun a dork, definately. You, doubtly doubt it. Me, ...highly a understatement. cats, definately! You, ...you know what? You'll be most likely be called ...a mailman. Cartman!

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

*stuffs shoto into a cannon & fires him back into ORP Announcements*
Get back in yer hole!!!!!

 

[Shotokan07]

But but... you just put me in another hole. Make up your MIND man! *Jamaican accect*

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

*pulls Shoto back into Shadow, dismembers hin, puts him back together with everything on backwards, THEN throws him back into ORP Announcements*


Back ya idjit!

 

[Shotokan07]

Aaaaaaah! My body! Hey people, you can call me "Dickhead" now... *Looks from near the ground* ...you ...can call me "Dingdong Shlong" Thanks Abe, now they'll all notice me. Sorry I don't have any Christmas present for you.

 

[hybirdx]

Well I got one for you.

*Castraits Shoto*

Merry Christmas.

Dork.

 

[OregonGal]

shoto you ARE a dork alright, he said backwards not upside down, ya goof ball

 

[hybirdx]

I think Shoto gone beyond the poit of just being a dork.

 

[Arc da Rat]

*borrows Arc's mallet & slaps Shoto back into ORP Announcements*

Hey who said you could use that ...

Just don't let me catch Hyb in a leather outfit with his bareass. *Shrudders*

Wait a minite ... *Ponders on it* ... Wouldn't that mean his front would be exposed too??? *EG*

*Uses one of Arc's old tricks and drops a ton of bricks on Shoto*

No no no ... That is not how ya do it ... Like this ... *Snaps fingers & a ton of gravel falls on Hy*

*Appears through the shadow from the bricks, eyes glowing* Sorry that you looked like a pissed off twig. *Grabs two buckets, runs off, comes back with water in them, and throws it on Hyb -having him drenched wet.* Now cool off buddy, its bad for your health.

Originally posted by hybirdx
*Melts into the ground.*

Bad for who's.... DAMNIT SHOTO! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SHADOW PUPPETS COST?!?!

I was going to give that to Jc for Christmas.

You were gonna give a fake version of yerself to JC ... For shame ... Wouldn't ya think JC would notice it wasn't the real thing???

tell that to the women around here.
especially you Archy-Poo

You've got a problem w/ dat bub???

 

[Shotokan07]

...You know what? Atleast Arc didn't call me a dork! Besides... I'm a goof, yes, not a dork. Hyb is... just look at him!
*Grabs Arc and gives her a kiss*

Wait a minite ... *Ponders on it* ... Wouldn't that mean his front would be exposed too??? *EG*

You are right... *Shrudders!*

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

*growls very softly and continuously under her breath, muttering occasionaly words that turn to venom and melt bits of floor*

 

[Vixandra]

Ya know a "dork" is a whale's penis right?

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

*get out her bow and arrows, and sets up a thick, freestanding target that's big and red and white and drastically inaccurate, with a picture of her boss in the very center*

*makes not-all-that-careful sure that no one else is in the way and launches an arrow that goes through the target and embeds itself in a pile of pillows*

*continues shooting in this manner for all thirty arrows*

 

[Vixandra]

*charges an arrow with puritfying energy*

Try shooting him with this- it'll explode quite nicely if he's less then decent.

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

*appreciative attemp at trying to smile*

it's 2 AM. I got off work half an hour ago.

*holes all over target and no more LOD's face* Jill should die.

*takes a moment to breathe*

*inhale* One more night...*hold breath a moment, inhale slowlyer* one more night til I'm off for night and get my cats... *slooow inhale, slower exhale*

 

[Shotokan07]

*Kisses Tumb* You're so cute.


What now? Dork... cock? Whale? Hmmm... Vix, would mind coming into my room please, we have some private "matter" to deal with. Thank you.

 

[Vixandra]

Shotokan-san!

Well you know that I'll not be joining you in your room to speak of "some private 'matter' to deal with."

 

[Shotokan07]

Why not?!

 

[Shotokan07]

You will disconsolate me if you leave such "matter" ..."hanging". Plus I'd be sad.

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

*finds cats, sits down and cuddles him tightly, careful not to crush him*

the only advantage to target s'far is that I get interesting poetry lines.

Now if only I could get a poem to put my spffy line in.