The Pillow Pit. (Semi-OOC flirt thread.)

[Abraxas Winterlight]

animal cruelty.
PETA would be all over our asses for poisonong sharks

( minions, of course, have no such political protection)

 

[hybirdx]

Actualy, demons do.... They also have a health plan! Thats why I'm still alive after all the times Arc and J.C. beat the unholy crap out of me....

Why don't we feed him to the crows? I'm sure they can handle it.

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

i don't think they will have him. Crows are pretty smart birds.

 

[hybirdx]

BLAST!!! Why can't we get rid of this cursed being?!

Do you relize HE is the reason that parents will not allow little children to play violent games?! This, This... Street Fighter wannabe has ruined one of the biggest stress relifes in the world! He has to be eliminated!

But how...?

....

Heh heh heh.... I got an idea...

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

we could tie him down, force his eyelids open & paste a huge photo of Janet Reno in ONLY a thong in front of his eyes.

 

[hybirdx]

Actualy, I was thinking more on the line of tieing him to a chair, forcing him to watch a Barny and Teletubie orgy all the while Courtny Love songs blasted through the sound proof room...

But your idea works.

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

Hey Shoto...are your ears burning? I think they're talking about you.


and if your going to try torture involving music, it might be interesting to try a variation of Chinese Water Torture...one bar or note of music at a time, every ten minutes.

Not that I'm advocating torture of the Shoto...

*pets the Shoto*

just trying to be helpful.

 

[Arc da Rat]

Actualy, I was thinking more on the line of tieing him to a chair, forcing him to watch a Barny and Teletubie orgy all the while Courtny Love songs blasted through the sound proof room...

But your idea works.

*Grabs Hy by the collar & washes his mind out w/ holy water*

Bad Draggie ... *Hisses* ... This is hurting me as much as it is hurting you ...

 

[hybirdx]

Gaaaaah!!! You're not the demon getting his mind washed out with holy water now are you?!

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

you know, brainwashing is bad (when it's that obvious).

 

[hybirdx]

Thank you for being so obvious...

*Teleports as far away as possible.*

 

[Arc da Rat]

Gaaaaah!!! You're not the demon getting his mind washed out with holy water now are you?!

No but I am the one scrubbing yer mind out w/ it ... This stuff stings ...

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

*wince*


holy water
ouch!

 

[Vixandra]

*poofs away the holy water*
Joys of being a Terran Angel- holy water and damned water have little to no effect on me... unless mixed with alcohol and ingested but that's different.

*tosses Hy a peice of devil's food cake* Should help with the sting, just don't ask where I got the demon-veggie oil (instead of veggie oil) used to make it.
*offers Arc-sama a piece too*

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

IT'S SNOWING!!!!!!!


AAAAAHHH! *runs outside in her PJ's, pauses* Ah! Cold! *runs back inside and hops up and down to warm her poor toes*

 

[Vixandra]

We got snow here about a week ago- there's still chunks of ice piled next to the roads.

Enjoy it while its light and fluffy! And throw a snowballa t Cats for us.

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

heh...not enough for that. Three hours later and still going strong, too.

 

[Arc da Rat]

Ooo ~ Yummie ... *Munches Happily on the cake* ... Thankie Vix ...

BTW ~ where did ya get the oil ... It taste extra virgin too me ... *Glances at someone*


Aw ~ Tumble there had gotta be enough snow to make a few snowballs ... *grins*

 

[Vixandra]

Ooo ~ Yummie ... *Munches Happily on the cake* ... Thankie Vix ...

BTW ~ where did ya get the oil ... It taste extra virgin too me ... *Glances at someone*

I did not extract the oil of any of the Pillow Pit members, if thats what your asking, LOL.

Even demons grow fruits and veggies- other wise they'd get demonic scurvy, not fun.

 

[hybirdx]

Urban myth. No such thing as Demon Scurvy. We eat it because its there.

 

[Vixandra]

Nah, weaker demons get scurvy- trust me, I've worked in a demonic hospital before. (Never returning to Illinoise if I have a choice).

 

[hybirdx]

Thats just Illinoise humans. Yes I know there easy to mistake as demons but... There just evil humans.

 

[Vixandra]

Thats just Illinoise humans. Yes I know there easy to mistake as demons but... There just evil humans.

I think I'd know the difference between a demon and a human, Hy-kun. *sharp glint in eyes*
Or do I need to poof back that holy water to prove my point?

 

[Arc da Rat]

I did not extract the oil of any of the Pillow Pit members, if thats what your asking, LOL.

Even demons grow fruits and veggies- other wise they'd get demonic scurvy, not fun.

Really ... I thought only Pirates get that ...

*Looks up scurvy*

 

[hybirdx]

*Sighs and shakes head.* No, pirates weren't the only ones who got Scurvy...