The Pillow Pit. (Semi-OOC flirt thread.)

[Abraxas Winterlight]

damn straight!

women are EVIL!!!!!

 

[Arc da Rat]

Nah ~

We are just yer better halves ...

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

EVIL better half

 

[Shotokan07]

*Peeks head out... looks at Abe, then at Arc, back at Abe* Women...

 

[Vixandra]

Women are evil. There's a whole equasion that prov.es this.

And you know what? We still win

 

[Shotokan07]

Not true! I can beat you in sports!




N-yyeeeaaah... but seducing us!

 

[Vixandra]

Depends on the sport, Shoto.

Hmm... haven't had a housing-track flag stealing contest in a long time.

 

[Shotokan07]

Heh... I'll beat you in that too Ata-Vix!

 

[Vixandra]

Somehow I doubt that.
But you can dream if you like.

Though golf- you'd beat me there. Don't have the patience for the game.

 

[Arc da Rat]

Uh huh ... rioght ~

 

[hybirdx]

... Whatever...

 

[Shotokan07]

I see a battle bet. Hyb and Arc in a game of... golf!

"Arc, stepping up to the line. She takes her position... wiggling her cute bum, wait... oh she's not ready, so she steps back. She wipes her sweat off on her skin, her forehead, neck, her- oh here she goes, oh wait... nope just showing a finger to a fan. Okay... back to Hyb, wearing pink and white, showing his pride for today's game...

take it from here Vix Boring enough? I think not!

 

[hybirdx]

... I hate you...

 

[Vixandra]

Well, Shoto, looks like Hy's taken off- OMG he's coming toward the press booth!

Oh, ladies and gents, there goes Shoto, running like a girl past Arc-sama, chased by Hy.
They're setting a nice pace down the course, Shoto still running like a girl, Hy hot on his trail, with what looks like an axe in his hands.

What the-- oh- Arc-sama's made her swing and beaned Shoto in the head with the golf ball, rebounding it into the whole for a nicely executed hole-in-one.
Oh- and another ball goes flying... well there goes her competition.

 

[Shotokan07]

Acknowledged.

 

[hybirdx]

Vix-kun please! You know I would never use an axe!

 

[Vixandra]

Not even on Shoto?

Well, I'm not editing it but I'll note that for future use.

And ya know what Shoto? I make a cuter announcer then you do

 

[Shotokan07]

"Headline news, because of the early intrusion of one of the player, who now wouldn't want to be known, unfortunately destroyed the news booth who went crazy trying to kill a handsome man who also doesn't want to come forward with charges unfortunately resulted to collapse the 2 tons roof upon our beloved Vixandra. Hope she dies in vain... in other news, Hyb has been charged to solicitizing (sp?) himself in the field making it plainly clear that he is not wearing any underwear. He will be charged for 2nd degree murder and also being unproffesional infront of his opponent's fans.

Furthermore, I, Shotokan07, will be taking over as Anchorman. The former Anchorwoman, who I think just died, smelled like fish.

Good day."

 

[Vixandra]

*sneezes in the dust from the collapsed building*
Good thing I keep a protection sheild around me when you're running about in here, Shoto-no-baka-san.
*steps from the rubble and throws a pink-paint filled balloon at Shoto which explodes, coating him in Barbie-pink paint*

Ya know, that kinda suits you.

 

[hybirdx]

*Breaks out laughing.*

Ah hahahahahahaahahahahahaahahah! If you didn't look dorky enough with out the pink!

I agree with Vix, the pink really does suit you!

 

[Shotokan07]

You are right! Thanks! Now when killing you, people will think I'm Hyb. *Chops Vix into chicken fingers, dumps the corpse in the dumpster, and walks away.*


Sometimes, it seems Vix is actually Hyb who signed off his sn and is using Vix to show his feminine side, which however he sucks at.

Is it true? I don't know. But a great thought.

 

[Arc da Rat]

*puts away her golf clubs*

Hy please note that Vix said "looks like an ax" ... Some times when ya swing that sword of yers it can be mistaken for something else ...

 

[Arc da Rat]

*Swings her bag of golf clubs & bops Shoto on the head w/ them*

Besides, She was in the press booth & not on the field of play ...

 

[hybirdx]

True, my sword does seem to look different when I'm pissed... But just looking at Ryu-wannabe's face does that to me.

 

[Vixandra]

Yup, ya caught me. I'm Hy. Riiiight... and I'm also the easter bunney and father christmas.


And chicken fingers? Wow, must have taken a while to come up with that.

And all because Shoto's jealous of the fact I'm cute. Poor poor ugly-duckling Shoto.