The Pillow Pit. (Semi-OOC flirt thread.)

[MoonAlien]

I think Tumble makes a good point with the whole Cats issue, but I'll offer another option...

As Tumble's head lawer... ::sits down a briefcase and starts trifling through it:: I think there might be some legal ramifications to claiming Shoto as anohter minion...

:: pulls out a piece of paper:: Ahhh yes here it is... :: puts on official looking glasses::

The minion code clearly states: "All minions-in-training are to be directed to the head minion first before actually being given to the world dominator/dictator/head huncho/big cheese/power hungry bitch/etc. etc..."

::takes of glasses and considered this:: So what this is saying Tumble, is that you technically can't take Shoto in as a minion-in-training, only your head minion, Em, can do that... however there might be a loop-hole...

:: puts glasses back on and starts to read silently:: Ahh, I thought so...

::clears throat and begins to read:: "A new minion may only be chosen by the world dominator/dictator/head huncho/big cheese/power hungry bitch/etc. etc... If such new minion has no previous training and the world dominator/dictator/head huncho/big cheese/power hungry bitch/etc. etc... has taken a special interest in such new minion, then the new minion may completly bypass the status of minion-in-training and be trained for specific purposes as seen fit by the world dominator/dictator/head huncho/big cheese/power hungry bitch/etc. etc..."

:: puts papers down and looks around:: Any questions?

 

[Shotokan07]

*Stands in the middle, looking around while everyone abuses him* Are you kidding me?! *Picks on Hybby* Hyb, you are talking to someone that you've never defeated. What makes you think you are a better chop liver?

 

[Vixandra]

He (Hy-kun) smells better then chopped liver?

 

[Shotokan07]

You're right, he smells like chopped heart and gizzards.

 

[MoonAlien]

I am glad to say I have never smelled either of them.

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

mmm...gizzards.


but anyways.

*locks shoto in a dark room, tied to a chair and with his eyelids sewn open, for a full week with only cheesy, informative film strip-type training movies, lots of them, and retuns him a week later and five pounds lighter, with bandages around his eyes*

if you didn't want to be my minion before, you think you do now!

 

[Arc da Rat]

He (Hy-kun) smells better then chopped liver?

Well I would hope Hy-kun does smell better than that ... But we would have to ask someone that would know ...

*shouts*

DC ~ does Hy smell better than chopped liver in RL ???


Shoto ~ Believe me when my guy friends where complaining about women I looked at Lina & she knew what I was thinking & said "Chopped Liver" ...

Really ...

 

[Arc da Rat]

*locks shoto in a dark room, tied to a chair and with his eyelids sewn open, for a full week with only cheesy, informative film strip-type training movies, lots of them, and returns him a week later and five pounds lighter, with bandages around his eyes*

if you didn't want to be my minion before, you think you do now!

*Hides the roll of gauze*

Sorry Tumble but I had to apply some healling ointment to Shoto's eyes cos ya forgot to have someone check on him to put eye drops on his eye to keep them moist ...

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

tis all good, tis all good. I appreciate the attention to detail. I wonder what happened to the eye-minion....*hunts down the minion in charge of the care of all other minion's eyes and shoots him*

 

[Vixandra]

Boy am I glad I don't work for Tumble.

'Course, I don't work for anyone here (unless Bushy boy's on Lit and that's just too damn scary a thought).

*tossess her little winged catgirl minions some takuyaki*
Hate that stuff but they love it.

 

[Shotokan07]

Today's Agenda...

*Pulls out a bandana, blindfold myself around my eyes. Pull out the Ifrit sword, as hell losses its imprisonment.* If any one dears their life(s)... I don't care! *Aims to start slashing people* To make it worse, everything smells like CHEESE! AHHHHH! *Chants a force field around Arc to keep her safe, as balls of flame revolves around me and my sword* Where's that lil brat Tumb?!

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

*thinks for a moment*


MINON!

get me a glass of water.

*tosses the Big Book of Benefits for Minions at Shoto*

 

[Vixandra]

Left, Shoto, left. No your other left.

*watches from the rafters*

In other news- anyone else have stories up here? I just got a 3 rating on one of my newest chapters but there's no comment as to why it was so bad.
Shouldn't bitch much but I do wish people would leave a word or two if they thought the story line was going south or something.

*sighs*
Hate having to post "filler" chapters to- ones that explain how we get from apparing in Tokyo to fighting a yukoi to standing on a mountain staring at the stars. Oh well, que sera sera.
Oh well, they're pretty well read though, which makes me happy. And the chapter titles all match now

 

[Shotokan07]

*Swings neurotically as a book binds itself for a moment against the sword and then shreds into pieces* That was right of me Vix! I hear you above me, don't I? *Leaps into the air, right infront of Vix's raft, pulling high to descend with might* Tee hee, I feel like something is gonna burn today.


Hmm... I haven't read your chapters yet. But I guess you have to check out the Author's Lounge... I'm sure Laurel or someone there have critiqued your work. That's usually how it works... sometimes.

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

*idly*

you know... the film strips don't actually cause insanity, and there was novacane present when we sewed your eyes.

 

[Vixandra]

Shoto- I don't really mind if they're critiqued or not, just a bit miffing to get a lower rating without a comment, you know? I like creative critism (however ya spell it).
So if adapting or changing a bit of my writting style would make the plot flow smoother, great.
Not sure I want an editor though- I'm pretty harsh on my own stuff before I release it to the public, reading and re-reading any given chapter almost rediculously to make sure I catch most of the grammerical errors and such.
Drives me nuts trying to read a story that isn't in paragraphs, just one long run on. Harder to read that way.

TDS- he's naturally a bit loopy. And fires are fun!

*douses the pillows in the pit with gasoline and offers a box of matches or a flame thrower to Shoto*

 

[Shotokan07]

Hmm... but you do know that you can everything gramatically correct but the story doesn't make sense at all. Editors can't help you much, you don't need them. What you want is a critic. I don't know much about story writing, I once got really horny that I wrote a story that was aweful. lolz (the truth) I got bashed literally by everyone! Even the local pervs. Some even asked me if I'm the same Shoto that RPs here. So I'm sure there is someone is "Author's Hangout" that will help. I can't recommend you anyone since I don't remember any.

What's this? *Grabs a match which ignites instantly* Hmm... *flicks it into the pit* BOOOM! *A loud earthquake shakes the pillows to allign themselves*

Remember, I'm holding Ifrit's sword. Fire cannot harm me as long as I'm weilding the sword.

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

tis true, tis true...they are. boy scouts and matches are a fun combination. I've watched a part of my brothers troop put a whole, full box of matches on a log in a campfire that the fire itself only singed occasionally just so when the box whoooshed into flame they could all cheer.

cats might have a chance of recalling it...he recalls the DnD/gurps thingy he and out venture crew were doing.

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

when I have a moment of time...probably thursday while I'm waiting for cats to get out of his classes or something, I'll review/critique yer chapters iffn ya'd like. I write a bit myself, though nothing that would show up on this website.

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

*waddles off to bed* 'night you two!

 

[Shotokan07]

Now you HAVE to post some of your stories online.

 

[Vixandra]

Tumb- here's the link if you'd like to read them: http://www.literotica.com:81/stories/memberpage.php?uid=253413&page=submissions

And you can post your stories up here- they don't have to be sexual in nature. My Cara story (main one I'm working on at the moment) doesn't even have a written sex scene yet. Course that's more because I can't seem to write one that makes sense then anything else.

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

I have 2 posted on here & 1 poem

just do a author search with my name in the field

 

[Vixandra]

AB- Solitude of the Night- how tragically sad yet lovely all at the same time.

Reminds me of something I wrote a long time ago to use in a vampire story I lost the heart to write. Hate writting something where I know one of my two main characters is going to die. Takes a lot of the fun out of the story line.

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

i wrote that poem the night I lost my first love