The pp_man challenge

[miles]

Can he possibly go 24 hours without saying Bush, America, right wingers, Israel, Zionists, Palestinians, jews (he's not into spelling) Republicans, big business, or referring to anything American?

 

[Debbie]

I know he can.
In fact? I will post pics of my
'girls' if he can't.
Damn now is that an incentive for him NOT
to say Bush, America, right wingers, Israel, Zionists, Palestinians, jews, Republicans, big business, or referring to anything American or not?

Only time will tell.

 

[p_p_man]

1. Bush

 

[p_p_man]

2. America

 

[p_p_man]

3. right wingers

 

[SINthysist]

...and there you have it, no he cannot!

But, you gotta give him credit, he spelled Bush correctly!

Give the man a cigar (and an intern, please...).

 

[p_p_man]

4. miles

SHIT! that Bush loving, pro-Zionist, Israel worshipping, Palestinian hating, excuse for a jew living in Republican America with its big business corruption has crept into another list through the back door...

Oh well let him have his 15 minutes of fame...

ppman

 

[SINthysist]

Sorry, p_p_, the Jews kicked me out too...

Sumpthin' 'bout mom bein' an Injun!

Hell, I didn't know.

 

[Debbie]

*sigh* and I had such faith in that p_p_man




Ok. I give up.

KGBoot I hope you are paying attention to this post.

For a limited time only?

The 'girls'.

 

[p_p_man]

Sorry, p_p_, the Jews kicked me out too...

Sumpthin' 'bout mom bein' an Injun!

Hell, I didn't know.

Couldn't join the club eh?

I know the feeling.

Damn clannish lot...

ppman

 

[p_p_man]

*sigh* and I had such faith in that p_p_man

You were too late with the pics...

Ah well. Now we'll never know...

 

[Debbie]

You were too late with the pics...

Ah well. Now we'll never know...

Liar. Liar. Pants on fire.
My Grandma tried to warn me against
'Brits' like you. I considered you a 'brit'
gent but I was wrong. You are a 'brit' perv.
The pics as promised were delivered but
soon will disappear. I gave my word and delivered.

 

[p_p_man]

I gave my word and delivered.

Hell hath no fury etc...

In that case I've been masturbating too much.

I didn't see them.

Why's it gone all dark in here again?

 

[SINthysist]

tee hee, you two...

 

[Debbie]

tee hee, you two...

I am so sorry, somehow I have made you go blind.
Don't look, p_p_man, or masturbate any longer.
Go into the light, go towards the light.
If you only see a dark lens? It is because the girls
are taking up all the room.

 

[SINthysist]

p_p_, I told you to stick with one hand so's you could see out de udder...

 

[teddybear4play]

*sigh* and I had such faith in that p_p_man




Ok. I give up.

KGBoot I hope you are paying attention to this post.

For a limited time only?

The 'girls'.

A shame you don't display them more often. Quick, p_p, keep talking!

TB4p

 

[Debbie]

A shame you don't display them more often. Quick, p_p, keep talking!

TB4p

Thanks. *blush* Blame it on the feijoa wine.

 

[Guru]

 

[Debbie]

All I saw was a bra... Where are the girls? They hiding behind the bra?

Yes, they're shy.

Double Trouble

by debbiexxx

When the girls come out to play
The boys stare, not much to say

The girls swing side to side; sashay
While boys hope it is their lucky day

When boys naughtily whisper and pray
The girls sit proud and firm on display

The girls shift, shuffle like yummy prey
Boys talk of wine and a pretty bouquet

The girls wriggle a little, restrained and gay
Whilst the boys moan of being kept at bay

The boys scheme and plan of a clever way
And the girls just sit, snugly perky today

One boy approaches, stuttering, "If I may?"
A hand attached to a lady smacks the hand away

The boy retreats, contemplating another damn way
To touch the double trouble girls of splenderous array


(Reminder to self, no more Feijoa wine)