The Queen's Purse.

[lucky-E-leven]

I would've guessed Pokey.

*whispers* Pokey's in my purse.

Besides, do you think she'd have that awful smirk she wears all the time if she had a little more pokey in her life?

 

[cloudy]

*whispers* Pokey's in my purse.

Besides, do you think she'd have that awful smirk she wears all the time if she had a little more pokey in her life?

You're right there. In fact, I need a little more pokey.

bzzzzzzzzzzzz

she's got a tube of lube in there...travel size.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

You're right there. In fact, I need a little more pokey.

bzzzzzzzzzzzz

Don't we all?

Where's Mat when you need her? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

*whispers* Pokey's in my purse.

Besides, do you think she'd have that awful smirk she wears all the time if she had a little more pokey in her life?

Mwahaha. Yes, we all need a little more Pokey. Dammit.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Mwahaha. Yes, we all need a little more Pokey. Dammit.

You too? Gah! This need for pokey is reaching epidemic proportions!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

You too? Gah! This need for pokey is reaching epidemic proportions!

It's okay, I'm sure you can handle it.

 

[oggbashan]

An unsigned warrant for Tony Blair's execution by headsman's axe on Tower Green with space to add 'and wife'.

Og

 

[cloudy]

I heard something about a birthday recording she's carrying around in there....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I heard something about a birthday recording she's carrying around in there....

BAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA....its fabulous!!!

 

[cloudy]

BAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA....its fabulous!!!

well?

details, woman, details!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

well?

details, woman, details!

You have to ask the birthday girl............lol....did you know the Queen smokes menthols?

 

[cloudy]

You have to ask the birthday girl............lol....did you know the Queen smokes menthols?

oh, blech.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

oh, blech.

Maybe she'll sent you a message on your birthday.

 

[cloudy]

Maybe she'll sent you a message on your birthday.

will she talk dirty to me?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

will she talk dirty to me?

No.......the Qween does not lower herself, she let's Camilla do that.

 

[cloudy]

No.......the Qween does not lower herself, she let's Camilla do that.

what's with her fucking hats, anyway?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

what's with her fucking hats, anyway?

Hides the bald spots.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

You have to ask the birthday girl............lol....did you know the Queen smokes menthols?

I think I just need to be with the Queen for a bit more on my own before I am ready to share her.

Polyamory is in Her Majesty's future

 

[cloudy]

Hides the bald spots.

*snort*

why doesn't she just buy a cheap sombrero in Tijuana....it would look about the same.

 

[Matadore]

We have gone through Her purse....what about what she tucks under those hats?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*snort*

why doesn't she just buy a cheap sombrero in Tijuana....it would look about the same.

the donkey won't give it up.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

A speech... apparantly there's a speech in her purse/ handbag

 

[matriarch]

A speech... apparantly there's a speech in her purse/ handbag

Ah, you got there before me. I stand corrected. The Queen's Purse.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

A picture of Helen Mirren with a mustache drawn on it.

 

[Guest]

What all Queens of England have ever carried...

Launch codes for the catapult.