The Quickie

I don't at all mind being used to get rid of overwhelming lust for me. lol Well, I won't give it out to just anyone. XD

What?! Well then why the fuck did I contribute to this thread? Jesus Christ!

People, get your shit together. Whenever you start a thread, reply to a comment, or send a private message, make it clear right from the start that responding will not, under any circumstances, get you laid. It probably won't get you a handjob, or even a simple titty pic. Is that so hard?


Bunch of goddamn cockteasers up in this bitch.
 
What?! Well then why the fuck did I contribute to this thread? Jesus Christ!

People, get your shit together. Whenever you start a thread, reply to a comment, or send a private message, make it clear right from the start that responding will not, under any circumstances, get you laid. It probably won't get you a handjob, or even a simple titty pic. Is that so hard?


Bunch of goddamn cockteasers up in this bitch.

you're trying too hard.
 
you're trying too hard.

Pleasing you is my top priority and I'm sorry I let you down. I shall redouble my efforts to make you proud.


Opiates, he mentioned morphine earlier.

I believe you're thinking of someone else, as I'm fairly certain I've never posted anything about morphine.


I can't tell if he's serious or just being a bunch of satire... Whatever's going on it's funny.

It was purely facetious outrage, a poor attempt at humor. I apologize for any confusion or hurt feelings.
 
The sinful thoughts come after, when she's left to image what I'll do to her when I have more time, when she's sitting in church, the warm glow of a hand print emblazoned upon her breast, sending little tingles through her, making her obsess with thoughts of sex until she's picturing me spanking her ass with a Bible, whipping her tits with rosary beads, violating her cunt with a crucifix and, finally, baptizing her in my seed. Because, goddamnit, the last thing a woman should be thinking about during church is Jesus.

Bless me Father for I have sinned.
 
My wife told me about when her boyfriend in college wanted a quickie between classes. He took her into a rarely used stairwell and laid into her. He had her skirt up and her panties down and was plowing her doggie style. She said they were trying to be somewhat quiet, but the place was like an echo chamber. Right in the middle of it, she could here people using the stairwell on lower floors, and the risk of getting caught added to the excitement. She said he was a wild motherfucker with an un-cut cock that felt like a fire hose. She said the worst part was going to her next class with a loaded pussy.
 
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My wife told me about when her boyfriend in college wanted a quiche between classes. He took her into a rarely used stairwell and laid into her. He had her skirt up and her panties down and was plowing her doggie style. She said they were trying to be somewhat quiet, but the place was like an echo chamber. Right in the middle of it, she could here people using the stairwell on lower floors, and the risk of getting caught added to the excitement. She said he was a wild motherfucker with an un-cut cock that felt like a fire hose. She said the worst part was going to her next class with a loaded pussy.

Seems a bit extreme for an egg based bakery product.
 
Had a good one...

My girlfriend used to clean a small travel agency when it was closed on Saturdays and I would sometimes help her. One day we were both feeling frisky and when we were in the place's small bathroom we started kissing…and then caressing…and one thing quickly led to another. She opened my jeans and started stroking me. I opened hers and pulled them and her panties down to her ankles. She sat on the countertop and spread her legs and guided me into her. She was already very wet and we just fucked as quickly as possible while smiling at each other, kissing, gazing at my glistening cock in her sweet pussy and trying to get off as quickly as possible. No one else was in the place, but the front door was unlocked and we'd left the bathroom door only partly closed. We could have gotten caught. That definitely added to the thrill. The whole encounter probably took five minutes, but we both came…hard. A quickie in the right place and circumstances can be very hot for both lovers.
 
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