The Raindear816 Birthday Bash!

[Raindear816]

21! I'm finally counting in days and I liked it a whole hell of a lot better when I still counted in weeks.

I'm so happy for you. 21 days and Munky and I will no longer be your wild 3way sex partners! Hugs darlin!

 

[teknight]

I'm so happy for you. 21 days and Munky and I will no longer be your wild 3way sex partners! Hugs darlin!

Need a replacement, then?

 

[taborgirl]

I'm so happy for you. 21 days and Munky and I will no longer be your wild 3way sex partners! Hugs darlin!

Thanks Rain. If you need help interviewing my replacement let me know.

Need a replacement, then?

I don't think you're their type. *shakes head* Nope. Definitely not their type. They don't want their third to have dangly bits.

 

[LusterMunky]

Need a replacement, then?

Tabor is irreplaceable.

 

[taborgirl]

Tabor is irreplaceable.

Thanks, My Darling Munky.

 

[LusterMunky]

Thanks, My Darling Munky.

My Darling Miss Tabor


Remember to wear white.

 

[taborgirl]

My Darling Miss Tabor


Remember to wear white.

So, the red dress I have. It should go back?

 

[LusterMunky]

So, the red dress I have. It should go back?

Make a statement. Go topless.

 

[garbage can]

I am happy to report that in a dispatch received from the front lines of battle weary LitLand, Raindear816 breached a cease fire in her creepy six month (seven month? we were trying to figure that out today) Munky Monogamy, as she wreaked a path of sexual destruction on a repository of waste materials.

The Slut is back.

Long live the Slut.

I love you, baby! You drive me crazy.

Crazier.

I guess the question is..... were they weapons grade waste materials...

 

[taborgirl]

Make a statement. Go topless.

I'm going pantyless. I think that's close enough.

 

[garbage can]

A sincere thank you to the giver of such splendid orgasms! I must say it was time well spent, and I'd do it again and again and again!


I love you too, lovebug.

Rainey, who did you have for such splendid sex?.... Woody Allen..

Is Love bug the Luster Man?

See ya Sweetie...........

 

[garbage can]

I'm going pantyless. I think that's close enough.

Tabor, I think Munky went to bed.

Pantyless.... Mmmm..

 

[taborgirl]

Tabor, I think Munky went to bed.

Pantyless.... Mmmm..

I'm used to guys going to bed on me. My very wonderful fiance fell asleep once while I was giving him a handjob. I was a bit offended. Okay, it was pretty funny.

Yep. Nekkid under a very conservative wedding dress.

 

[Byron999]

I'm used to guys going to bed on me. My very wonderful fiance fell asleep once while I was giving him a handjob. I was a bit offended. Okay, it was pretty funny.

Yep. Nekkid under a very conservative wedding dress.

Hi Tabor !!
Hmmm.... image of going to bed on you; delightful.
But ... he went to SLEEP with YOUR lovely hand gripping his not quite so “dangly bits” !! Please tell us this was after 24 hours of frenetic sex with you and he was finally just too exhausted for that one more time.

And to the last comment!

 

[Byron999]

A sincere thank you to the giver of such splendid orgasms! I must say it was time well spent, and I'd do it again and again and again!


I love you too, lovebug.

Oh that's OK .... hold on that wasn't me .... and/or it wasn't you (doh!)

Pleased to hear your drought has broken over there

Lovebug?? (told you monkeys carry germs)

 

[Raindear816]

I don't think you're their type. *shakes head* Nope. Definitely not their type. They don't want their third to have dangly bits.[/QUOTE]Giggles, dangly bits! LMAO!

Tabor is irreplaceable.

I absolutely, agree 100%

I guess the question is..... were they weapons grade waste materials...

Oh they were highly explosive and loaded

I'm going pantyless. I think that's close enough.

That's my girl!

Rainey, who did you have for such splendid sex?.... Woody Allen..

Is Love bug the Luster Man?

See ya Sweetie...........

I call Munky Lovebug. A term of endearment entirely.

You may know the splendid orgasm-giver. He was romantic, sexy as hell and so virile! It was a wonderful experience that I hope to repeat again and again!

I'm used to guys going to bed on me. My very wonderful fiance fell asleep once while I was giving him a handjob. I was a bit offended. Okay, it was pretty funny.

Oh that's OK .... hold on that wasn't me .... and/or it wasn't you (doh!)

Pleased to hear your drought has broken over there

Lovebug?? (told you monkeys carry germs)

Hey Byron, one othese days you're gonna be online the same time as me and we're gonna have some fun!

 

[cowslinger64]

Glad to see the butt av back...



I never congratulated you on the National Championship..kudos to the War Eagles. I'm sure watching them whup Oregon gave you wood..

 

[teknight]

I'm used to guys going to bed on me. My very wonderful fiance fell asleep once while I was giving him a handjob. I was a bit offended. Okay, it was pretty funny.

Yep. Nekkid under a very conservative wedding dress.

Bah. Everyone will be nekkid- we're all nekkid under our clothes!

 

[taborgirl]

Hi Tabor !!
Hmmm.... image of going to bed on you; delightful.
But ... he went to SLEEP with YOUR lovely hand gripping his not quite so “dangly bits” !! Please tell us this was after 24 hours of frenetic sex with you and he was finally just too exhausted for that one more time.

And to the last comment!

I honestly don't remember why he fell asleep. Probably tired after work. He swears he didn't, but he started snoring.

As for the the no panties...Ha! Take that conservative family! I'll be free and breezy. You'll be constricted and suffocating.

Giggles, dangly bits! LMAO!

Don't get me wrong...I dangly bits. Can't get enough of them. In a threesome though I only want one set. Well, I take that back. I'll take either. Depending on the situation.

That's my girl!

Panty free is the way to be. If I had a motto that would be it.

Hey! I have a motto.

Bah. Everyone will be nekkid- we're all nekkid under our clothes!

Nekkid Tek. I may have just swooned and drooled.

As for me: 20 more days and I'll be Mrs. Tabor.

 

[teknight]

Nekkid Tek. I may have just swooned and drooled.

You'd better get in all the nekkin tek you can... what with having 20 days. I hear they do a mind wipe on the wedding day, or some such.

 

[taborgirl]

You'd better get in all the nekkin tek you can... what with having 20 days. I hear they do a mind wipe on the wedding day, or some such.

I don't care if they do a mind wipe as long as they don't touch my sex drive. Everything else...I can take it or leave it. Oh, and don't take my libertarianism. On second though, I'd die a lot inside if they did that.

 

[garbage can]

I'm used to guys going to bed on me. My very wonderful fiance fell asleep once while I was giving him a handjob. I was a bit offended. Okay, it was pretty funny.

Yep. Nekkid under a very conservative wedding dress.

Well, Tabor, I certainly wouldn't have fell asleep while given a handjob...

But maybe your fiance gets more than he needs.... I don't...

 

[Byron999]

What a thread!
So much frenetic foreplay activity .... then mother hen has her eggs cyber fertilised and the entire barnyard has a post-coital siesta !

Not even a cheeky primate (or organ-grinder) to be heard

 

[teknight]

I don't care if they do a mind wipe as long as they don't touch my sex drive. Everything else...I can take it or leave it. Oh, and don't take my libertarianism. On second though, I'd die a lot inside if they did that.

But, if they mindwiped you, you'd never know it was missing. You'd not die. It's just that the "current you" would think very little of the "modified you."

 

[taborgirl]

Well, Tabor, I certainly wouldn't have fell asleep while given a handjob...

But maybe your fiance gets more than he needs.... I don't...

When we're able to spend time together he gets it twice a day at the very minimum. Our agreement when we first got together was that we couldn't turn the other one down, barring illness of course. Hell, I was flat on my back for about two weeks after meeting him--From a back thing. You pervs need to get your minds out of the gutter.--and I still managed to take care of him. Okay, fucking made me forget about the excrutiating pain and the fact that I could barely get off the couch to pee.

Does anyone else ever want to take over this thread since it's owner seems a bit neglectful sometimes?

My Darling eating Munky. ​