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I just wanted to say how much these vids of you two crack me up. (Keep up the good work.)
 
Congrats on the milestone, Munky. And, while I'm here, that's a damn fine suit. ;)
 
Munky, your sigline, location and title sure do look good! Me likey!!
 
Exclusive! The Two Faces of Eve

Shocking !! Rain’s True Identity Revealed!!
She’s EVE


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Eve, who at least one expert believes to be Raindear816, had steamy phone sex with Lucifer, and that’s the real reason God booted her and Munky out of their paradise and banished them to an eternity on Lit.

That’s the word from famed theologian Dr. I. H. Clowns, who says the world’s first woman “was so inherently horny” that she cut a deal with Lucifer to grant her immortal mind-blowing sex appeal in exchange for daily Yahoo orgasms. Dr. Clowns says Rain and Munky were not created immortal and did not lose their immortality by eating from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil, as most of us have been taught. On that count, says the expert, “ancient scribes are just all fucked up.”

Dr. Clowns reached his surprising conclusions after what he calls “a meticulous reading of the Old Testicle’s Book of Genesis in its original Hebrew,” which he then cross-referenced with other ancient texts, including portions of the Dead Sex Scrolls.

According to that research, Dr. Clowns says, Rain got herself in trouble when she “started stewing about what she thought was a ‘bum deal’ from God, who divined that her pussy be only semi-sweet”.

When Lucifer appeared as a serpent to entice her to eat fruit from Tree of Knowledge, she said, “I don’t want knowledge. I want the sweetest pussy in all the land. And keep the apple, I want me a banana. And I want the Virgin Beanie. And while we’re at it, I’d like to get properly gangbanged by Tek and his Nights. I need to be Conquered regularly, and maybe Hump me some Border. Munky’s cute, but he has an itsy bitsy penis and I be needing a regular supply of Fresh Cock.”

Lucifer agreed to grant her wish after he carefully examined her boobies.

Dr. Clowns interpretation of Original Sin isn’t without its critics, some of who believe that Rain and Munky and Lucifer are little more than ancient myths dreamed up by guys who jack off to the thought of really hot threesome.

Still others are convinced that despite Dr. Clowns contention, Rain must have eaten from the Tree of Knowledge after God told her not to. To which Dr. Clowns replies, “Sure, the Garden of Eden was an earthly paradise, but there was only one guy there. Get my drift?”


 
LusterMunky said:
Shocking !! Rain’s True Identity Revealed!!
She’s EVE


http://aka.zero.jibjab.com/assets/production/12/90/78/74/3727su.jpg
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Eve, who at least one expert believes to be Raindear816, had steamy phone sex with Lucifer, and that’s the real reason God booted her and Munky out of their paradise and banished them to an eternity on Lit.

That’s the word from famed theologian Dr. I. H. Clowns, who says the world’s first woman “was so inherently horny” that she cut a deal with Lucifer to grant her immortal mind-blowing sex appeal in exchange for daily Yahoo orgasms. Dr. Clowns says Rain and Munky were not created immortal and did not lose their immortality by eating from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil, as most of us have been taught. On that count, says the expert, “ancient scribes are just all fucked up.”

Dr. Clowns reached his surprising conclusions after what he calls “a meticulous reading of the Old Testicle’s Book of Genesis in its original Hebrew,” which he then cross-referenced with other ancient texts, including portions of the Dead Sex Scrolls.

According to that research, Dr. Clowns says, Rain got herself in trouble when she “started stewing about what she thought was a ‘bum deal’ from God, who divined that her pussy be only semi-sweet”.

When Lucifer appeared as a serpent to entice her to eat fruit from Tree of Knowledge, she said, “I don’t want knowledge. I want the sweetest pussy in all the land. And keep the apple, I want me a banana. And I want the Virgin Beanie. And while we’re at it, I’d like to get properly gangbanged by Tek and his Nights. I need to be Conquered regularly, and maybe Hump me some Border. Munky’s cute, but he has an itsy bitsy penis and I be needing a regular supply of Fresh Cock.”

Lucifer agreed to grant her wish after he carefully examined her boobies.

Dr. Clowns interpretation of Original Sin isn’t without its critics, some of who believe that Rain and Munky and Lucifer are little more than ancient myths dreamed up by guys who jack off to the thought of really hot threesome.

Still others are convinced that despite Dr. Clowns contention, Rain must have eaten from the Tree of Knowledge after God told her not to. To which Dr. Clowns replies, “Sure, the Garden of Eden was an earthly paradise, but there was only one guy there. Get my drift?”


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I can get behind this kind of mythology...and, Munky, stop eating spinach, sir!
 
As always, you're gorgeous Rain. As always Munky is slightly wacked but ... ;)
 
LusterMunky said:
Shocking !! Rain’s True Identity Revealed!!
She’s EVE


http://aka.zero.jibjab.com/assets/production/12/90/78/74/3727su.jpg
​


Eve, who at least one expert believes to be Raindear816, had steamy phone sex with Lucifer, and that’s the real reason God booted her and Munky out of their paradise and banished them to an eternity on Lit.

That’s the word from famed theologian Dr. I. H. Clowns, who says the world’s first woman “was so inherently horny” that she cut a deal with Lucifer to grant her immortal mind-blowing sex appeal in exchange for daily Yahoo orgasms. Dr. Clowns says Rain and Munky were not created immortal and did not lose their immortality by eating from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil, as most of us have been taught. On that count, says the expert, “ancient scribes are just all fucked up.”

Dr. Clowns reached his surprising conclusions after what he calls “a meticulous reading of the Old Testicle’s Book of Genesis in its original Hebrew,” which he then cross-referenced with other ancient texts, including portions of the Dead Sex Scrolls.

According to that research, Dr. Clowns says, Rain got herself in trouble when she “started stewing about what she thought was a ‘bum deal’ from God, who divined that her pussy be only semi-sweet”.

When Lucifer appeared as a serpent to entice her to eat fruit from Tree of Knowledge, she said, “I don’t want knowledge. I want the sweetest pussy in all the land. And keep the apple, I want me a banana. And I want the Virgin Beanie. And while we’re at it, I’d like to get properly gangbanged by Tek and his Nights. I need to be Conquered regularly, and maybe Hump me some Border. Munky’s cute, but he has an itsy bitsy penis and I be needing a regular supply of Fresh Cock.”

Lucifer agreed to grant her wish after he carefully examined her boobies.

Dr. Clowns interpretation of Original Sin isn’t without its critics, some of who believe that Rain and Munky and Lucifer are little more than ancient myths dreamed up by guys who jack off to the thought of really hot threesome.

Still others are convinced that despite Dr. Clowns contention, Rain must have eaten from the Tree of Knowledge after God told her not to. To which Dr. Clowns replies, “Sure, the Garden of Eden was an earthly paradise, but there was only one guy there. Get my drift?”


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Let's give a round of applause for my brilliant Munky! He never ceases to amaze me!
I love you baby. :heart:

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teknight said:
I can get behind this kind of mythology...and, Munky, stop eating spinach, sir!
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Tekkie, I love it when you "get behind" just about anything;)

cookiejar said:
As always, you're gorgeous Rain. As always Munky is slightly wacked but ... ;)
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Thank you Cookie, I hope you are having a fine Labor day. :rose:
 
I swear you two are the most adorable couple on lit. Of course, I don't know many, but if I meet some I hope they live up to the standards you've set. You two seriously seem like you would be a wicked couple to actually hang out with.

I'll keep this one short and sweet. ;)
 
Gyps33boi said:
I swear you two are the most adorable couple on lit. Of course, I don't know many, but if I meet some I hope they live up to the standards you've set. You two seriously seem like you would be a wicked couple to actually hang out with.

I'll keep this one short and sweet. ;)
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Hah! Not sure everyone, even here, would agree with our 'standards' ;), but we do adore each other and yes, we are indeed wicked.

Drop by often. New Raindear816 BirthdaySuit pics appear with alarming frequency.

~ Munky
 
Gyps33boi said:
I swear you two are the most adorable couple on lit. Of course, I don't know many, but if I meet some I hope they live up to the standards you've set. You two seriously seem like you would be a wicked couple to actually hang out with.

I'll keep this one short and sweet. ;)
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Thank you G33B. :kiss: Stop by anytime.
 
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