The Road to Hell...

[IrishWolfhound]

<gasp> no interest?


I believe you've forgotten, not I.

Forget? Not possible. I tasted once of such forbidden fruit and now can only remember, wistfully.

If men only lust for you, it's because the smart ones know your heart belongs to another. Those who lust are here to play and have fun. Those who love seek a lady's heart.

I know you too well to be satisfied with mere lust, and you know me too well to let me near your heart.

So I will be your friend, dear Lady.

(But I will continue to give you those licks whenever you desire them. )

Come join me up here in the turret. Feel the fresh breeze in our faces, and hug me close when I shiver, lady fair. I am on a road to Hell & high adventure and the company would serve me well.

 

[perks]

how sage, puppy.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

how sage, puppy.

Is that "sage" as in a gourmet chef, or as a writer? You qualify in both categories.

 

[perks]

sage1 n. One venerated for experience, judgment, and wisdom. adj. sag·er, sag·est. 1. Having or exhibiting wisdom and calm judgment. 2. Proceeding from or marked by wisdom and calm judgment: sage advice. 3. Archaic. Serious; solemn. –sagely adv. –sageness n.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

3. Archaic. Serious; solemn. –sagely adv. –sageness n.


Now that describes me. Archaic.

2 : of, relating to, or characteristic of an earlier or more primitive time : ANTIQUATED

 

[perks]

3. Archaic. Serious; solemn. –sagely adv. –sageness n.


Now that describes me. Archaic.

2 : of, relating to, or characteristic of an earlier or more primitive time : ANTIQUATED

lmao ...

only in dogyears<giggle>

 

[IrishWolfhound]

lmao ...

only in dogyears<giggle>

Not so. As my profile says, I'm lost in the mists of time. I'm an anachronism.

a person or a thing that is chronologically out of place; especially : one from a former age that is incongruous in the present

A romantic Celtic warrior has no place in this time, I fear. Why else mount an expedition to Hell? For the Hell of it?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Good heavens, you're planning on mounting our entire expedition? Ummmm... I hate to be the bearer of sad tidings, or to shred the romantic visions of a Celtic warrior, but that does NOT work for me.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Good heavens, you're planning on mounting our entire expedition? Ummmm... I hate to be the bearer of sad tidings, or to shred the romantic visions of a Celtic warrior, but that does NOT work for me. [/QUOTE

But...but...Lukky! I had such plans!!!!

OK, just perk, morgy & tu.

 

[perks]

I love when lukky says "mounting"

 

[tulip2lipservice]

HELL ... If I

have to go I better get MOUNTED... otherwise what is the point.

Irish you can mount me anytime.... hmmm can it work both ways I do enjoy a lovely ride once in a while.

Peace,
Tulip

 

[TWB]

Shhhhh. I am trying to do my taxes back here.

Perky, will you sit on my lap? I want to use your back to sign my name . . . (No, I have no ulterior motice hehe)

 

[LukkyKnight]

My curiosity is mounting.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Re: HELL ... If I

have to go I better get MOUNTED... otherwise what is the point.

Irish you can mount me anytime.... hmmm can it work both ways I do enjoy a lovely ride once in a while.

Peace,
Tulip

Tulip: I already told you the answer to that. Any time. Any place. On-line or RL.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I detect mounting interest.

 

[perks]

I'm interested in your mounting.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

I'm interested in your mounting.

Heck, you should see my dismount. I usually throw in a 3/4 twist and land on my feet, hands over my head.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Perhaps not the most graceful dismount, but

I usually land face-first on the clit.


Oddly enough, I do seem to get high marks from the judges. Must be that whole "degree of difficulty" calculation or something.

 

[perks]

Re: Perhaps not the most graceful dismount, but

I usually land face-first on the clit.


Oddly enough, I do seem to get high marks from the judges. Must be that whole "degree of difficulty" calculation or something.

this will definitely assure you safe passage to Hell, or a fiery cunt anyway.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Re: Re: Perhaps not the most graceful dismount, but

this will definitely assure you safe passage to Hell, or a fiery cunt anyway.

I am less interested in safe and more in the fiery cunt - just in case anybody's going to have to fill out a survey while I'm practicing that whole mount/dismount thing.

 

[perks]

Re: Re: Re: Perhaps not the most graceful dismount, but

I am less interested in safe and more in the fiery cunt - just in case anybody's going to have to fill out a survey while I'm practicing that whole mount/dismount thing.

unsafe fiery cunt... heard.



<working on that..mmmmmm>

 

[TWB]

"The fiery Cunt. Unsafe at any Speed"

Unless you are on the Road to HELL

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

*chuckling*

 

[IrishWolfhound]

*chuckling*

Ahhhh...Mistress Morgaine weighs in with her throaty chuckle, sure to raise my spirits.

Morgaine, lady of thunder, rains and lightning; that comely (pun intended) wench called Perky appears to be dallying with the lucky Lord Lukky, leaving me alone here in my windswept turret.

Come up to me, fair one, and let us call the winds together to batter all those who barr our path to Hell! We shall meld our powers together and sweep them aside, as flimsy straw figures and mere shadows with no substance.

Join with me, then, and we will roll over them in triumph!!

 

[LukkyKnight]

... sweep them aside, as flimsy straw figures and mere shadows with no substance.

Join with me, then, and we will roll over them in triumph!!

Well spoken, but if you think you can sweep either perky or me aside as readily as figures made of straw you have yet to learn our measure.