The Road to Hell...

[perks]

Hello Perkybumbum.

May I join you and the rainmaker on your journey to Hades?

I've been very naughty, I promise

Oh yes, we're drinkin' Cline Zinfandel... want some? Now tell me of your naughtiness, it will define which vehicle your headed to hell in.

 

[Guest]

 

[perks]

I have a perfectly wonderful bottle of Cape Mentel Zinfandel to share, it's the bee's knees.

I'm so naughty that I couldn't possibly say what I did, God would strike me down before I got within spitting distance of the gates of hell. And, like, that would ruin *all* the fun

<grin> we're taking the road less traveled, but to hell, so you know it's really kinky this way <snicker>

mmmmm we should have a wine tasting weekend... everyone bring a few bottles of their favorite, party at my house<grin>

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Hello Perkybumbum.

May I join you and the rainmaker on your journey to Hades?

I've been very naughty, I promise

 

[perks]

morgy, your horns are showing

 

[Summery]

Well heck!

I have been sitting here on the roadside for hours waiting for someone to come pick me up already!

 

[perks]

I got me a car as big as a whale and it's about to set saaaaaaaaaail

<get in summery>

 

[Summery]

Woooooo Hooooo!

~Doin a little naked happy Summery dance~

Who's lap am I sitting in?

 

[perks]

Woooooo Hooooo!

~Doin a little naked happy Summery dance~

Who's lap am I sitting in?

you call that sitting? I call that straddling<wooooooo hoooooooo>

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Off we go...

 

[Summery]

you call that sitting? I call that straddling<wooooooo hoooooooo>

~straddling laps is what Summery's do best~

 

[perks]

~straddling laps is what Summery's do best~

but on Fly's thread, you said something altogether different under talent, as I recall.

 

[Summery]

but on Fly's thread, you said something altogether different under talent, as I recall.

And if you go back and look sweet cheeks, I edited that comment!

I have a bad enough reputation here and in the Sex Thread!

*evil grin*

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

*climbing in the back seat* I need a nap

 

[Guest]

 

[Summery]

This is the best ride I've had in ages

You and I both!

 

[Guest]

*climbing in the back seat* I need a nap

*knocking on trunk AGAIN*

Someone get me outta here!!!

Morgy must be too drunk to remember.....

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Psst Minx I am driving again this way...

Wow- I'm on a road trip to Hell and I didn't even know it! Who's driving now? Can I? Is the car stick?

I hope I can dive out before we reach that destination. However everybody is trying to grab hold of the wheel. Hmm to many people that think they know how to get there. Wink

If you want to drive I'll let you my friend.

Peace,
Tulip

 

[Dillinger]

OK... I'm on fire tonight and I'm driving now!

 

[Guest]

OK... I'm on fire tonight and I'm driving now!

At least you're not tripping again...

Say, could you poke Morgy and tell her to get my ass out of the trunk??

 

[lilminx]

OK... I'm on fire tonight and I'm driving now!

If Dilly's driving, I call shotgun!

 

[perks]

be forewarned, I'm exhausted and sleepless...

I have every right to make silly gurl statements.

I like dilly on fire.

 

[Guest]

If Dilly's driving, I call shotgun!

Sure, I've been in this fucking trunk the whole time so far.....

No wine....

No fun stuff.....

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

*Letting Storm out of trunk* I happen to have an excellent memory...

 

[perks]

storm, there was a comfy bed back there<looking> OMG......what is that ........YOU HAVE A DAMNED DUVET MADE OUT OF DUCK FEATHERS?

YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!