The Rubber Snake Poll. Attempt #2

[shereads]

You're a porn reader. You know exactly what they were doing.

I choose not to make the connection. It could be crippling.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Quote:
Originally Posted by rgraham666
You're a porn reader. You know exactly what they were doing.

I choose not to make the connection. It could be crippling.

Besides, we don't have any bestiality here.

 

[~photoguy~]

being from Canada ... the idea of leaving a snake in/or close to one's vehicle to ward off bad guys is completely foreign to me. I'm sure a local thief would laff his head off if he saw any of these creatures nearby, and it would be a bitch to keep them from being covered in snow for 5 months of the year.

anyways ... I vote for the coral snake (maybe one on the driver's seat?)

 

[TxRad]

being from Canada ... the idea of leaving a snake in/or close to one's vehicle to ward off bad guys is completely foreign to me. I'm sure a local thief would laff his head off if he saw any of these creatures nearby, and it would be a bitch to keep them from being covered in snow for 5 months of the year.

anyways ... I vote for the coral snake (maybe one on the driver's seat?)

No the rattle snake always goes on the drivers seat.....

sheesh..... people with no snake ediket.....

 

[oggbashan]

Australian imports?

Australia has some of the world's most deadly creatures.

How about turning the compound into an apparent sanctuary for Australian wild-life? Their snakes, spiders, ants and even jellyfish can be fatal.

Plant a few gum trees and put up a notice:

'Beware the funnel-web spiders, the bush snakes, the box jellyfish. All of them are fatally poisonous and even the duck-billed platypus is equipped with poison fangs on its back feet.'

You might have to wear a bush hat with bobbing corks and drink Castlemaine XXXX to make it believable. That should scare anyone away.

Og

 

[Colleen Thomas]

You could go the easy route. Run down to kinos's design center and make up five or six passable signs that prohitibt digging, blasting, smoking, camping of development due to the presense of the endangered XXX ADD POSIONIOU REPLTIlE HERE XXX. Pos them liberally about the posible entrances to the compound and you can get any rubber snake you like

 

[SeaCat]

Sher,

Let me look around up here. I'm sure I can find a good sized, real looking rattle snake that I can rig up to rattle when anyone comes near. You will of course have to get the batteries yourself. I can't imagine the UPS driver being amused when the package sudden;t starts rattling as he picks it up

Cat

One other warning, make sure you remember you put it out there. Otherwise I'll have to come down and haul you out of a tree when you walk out to your car half asleep one morning and forget you had it out there.

 

[shereads]

Sher,

Let me look around up here. I'm sure I can find a good sized, real looking rattle snake that I can rig up to rattle when anyone comes near. You will of course have to get the batteries yourself. I can't imagine the UPS driver being amused when the package sudden;t starts rattling as he picks it up

Cat

One other warning, make sure you remember you put it out there. Otherwise I'll have to come down and haul you out of a tree when you walk out to your car half asleep one morning and forget you had it out there.

You are a force to be reckoned with.

COLLEEN:

How about a basic "Under Quarantine" sign?

 

[shereads]

After a private consultation with Lucky, I've decided to go with a plumbers' snake. A couple of squirrels are still unaccounted for after Hurricane Wilma.

 

[Boxlicker101]

After a private consultation with Lucky, I've decided to go with a plumbers' snake. A couple of squirrels are still unaccounted for after Hurricane Wilma.

Who would be afraid of a plumbers' snake? Do you actually take a census of squirrels in the neighborhood? They might have gotten tired of the weather and moved to Georgia.

 

[Subo97]

a mating ball

at least they were comfortable enough to pick your yard. Self conscious mating balls lower sperm count faster than cell phones.

I voted for the coral snake, yet a spitting cobra might attach itself more tightly to the psyche of an altered state of conscious vagrant. My own Dt's are more connected to rats, but each vagrant has his own unique fears.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Who would be afraid of a plumbers' snake?

Have you ever seen the backside of a plumber? I can't imagine that their snakes are any better.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Have you ever seen the backside of a plumber? I can't imagine that their snakes are any better.

I remember TV commercials featuring Jane the Plumber. She had a very nice backside.