The Self Love Club

[pretty_green_eyes]

the membership fees will be high for this club house..........

maybe we can look into it being a tax write off...

 

[grettr]

Sir - might I suggest a giant shower room - with several showerheads and a few bench seats?

that might get used for more than self love....

 

[wtf????]

I'll sign up if you are still wanting members.

J

sure your in

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Sing me up

Willl there be any initiation rituals?

 

[wtf????]

as of yet, no.

Just be a member of lit, and love to love yourself.

 

[pretty_green_eyes]

that might get used for more than self love....

you say it like it's a bad thing....

 

[shyly curious]

.....

 

[grettr]

you say it like it's a bad thing....

Well maybe not so bad....

 

[Guest]

sure your in

thanks wtf!!!!

J

 

[pretty_green_eyes]

Well maybe not so bad....

I think perhaps we should have a law about a group shower - oh - every few hours....just a thought...maybe I'll run it past The President...

 

[wtf????]

I think perhaps we should have a law about a group shower - oh - every few hours....just a thought...maybe I'll run it past The President...

I was thinking we would end the meetings there, to clean up and what not.

 

[pretty_green_eyes]

I was thinking we would end the meetings there, to clean up and what not.

and this is why YOU are in charge...

 

[wtf????]

and this is why YOU are in charge...

YOUR the reason for the club

 

[Doctor Joe]

I was thinking we would end the meetings there, to clean up and what not.

We'd definitely need a large corporate shower room with multiple heads. One meeting all the girls grab a shower and the guys move around the room spending a few minutes at each one. The next meeting the guys choose the shower slot and the girls trade places every few minutes. We eventually all have good clean fun!

 

[pretty_green_eyes]

YOUR the reason for the club

oh Mr. President....

 

[BigJim68]

Membership

I hear-by post my application for membership. I promise to poerform self love at all appropriote times, (and even some not quite so appropriote)

I promise to practice everyday, more than once if needed, or if I think my techniques are slipping.

I promise to give a helping hand to those in need (of opposite sex of course)

and if needed, I promise to give the use of my tool to those who ask.

These are my promises....can I cum in?

 

[pretty_green_eyes]

I hear-by post my application for membership. I promise to poerform self love at all appropriote times, (and even some not quite so appropriote)

I promise to practice everyday, more than once if needed, or if I think my techniques are slipping.

I promise to give a helping hand to those in need (of opposite sex of course)

and if needed, I promise to give the use of my tool to those who ask.

These are my promises....can I cum in?

Seeing as our fearless, fun leader is off doing Real Life things...I'll take your application and give you an immediate acceptance...so says the intern...

 

[wtf????]

Big jim 68, is in


We need more women

 

[wtf????]

Update

So far we have 4 members and a really,really big shower.

I have yet to get any discounts from Costco, so bring your own lotion and towel.

 

[Azuldrgon]

So was i in? I wasn;t sure if I turned in an app or not.

 

[pleasteasme]

If I didn't love myself, I wouldn't get no lovin' at all...


*sounds like a blues tune, don't it?*

 

[wtf????]

So was i in? I wasn;t sure if I turned in an app or not.

sure, you can join.

 

[wtf????]

we still need more members...........

 

[pretty_green_eyes]

we still need more members...........

Sir, perhaps if you did a little explaining of a few details...I'm sure then your membership will grow...

(just a little bit of advice from the hardest working intern - which, makes me sound like the James Brown of Lit...)

 

[wtf????]

I could use some help, I've never been in charge of a club before.

I just wanted to give you credit for all the hard work you've done.