The Sexual Olympics

[yourdestonie]

well could have the glory hole event!!

Hummm we may need to look in to rules for that one

 

[yourdestonie]

i'm sure you are...i think gymnastics could be fun as well

I'm thinking to combine the Gymnastics with the Kama Sutra Meta was talking about may just work some how

 

[TheOverlord]

I'm thinking to combine the Gymnastics with the Kama Sutra Meta was talking about may just work some how

could be the blending of positons....or something i've tried wich is stay in and change postions.....most i've gotten is 3

 

[yourdestonie]

could be the blending of positons....or something i've tried wich is stay in and change postions.....most i've gotten is 3

Well we could have severl different events with this one.


How about one that gives a spacific amount of time and the Athalets have to try to achieve as many different positione as possable in that time. They will be judged on Artistry and flow as well as techinical difficulity.

I think their should be at least one of the Real hard positions included in each program. With extra points for going through all the required positions and adding extras.

 

[TheOverlord]

Well we could have severl different events with this one.


How about one that gives a spacific amount of time and the Athalets have to try to achieve as many different positione as possable in that time. They will be judged on Artistry and flow as well as techinical difficulity.

I think their should be at least one of the Real hard positions included in each program. With extra points for going through all the required positions and adding extras.

hmmmmm sounds intresting to watch

 

[yourdestonie]

hmmmmm sounds intresting to watch

I'm thinking fun to participate in as well. And the practice sessions MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

[TheOverlord]

I'm thinking fun to participate in as well. And the practice sessions MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

then we should get to practiceing....what's your fav position...we'll start there!!

 

[yourdestonie]

then we should get to practiceing....what's your fav position...we'll start there!!

right now work darn it see you later ((((Hugs))))

 

[yourdestonie]

All right Meta the Sexual Olympics was your Idea come on and give us some of your ideas.

 

[Owlz]

platform muff-diving

 

[Owlz]

springboard muff-diving

 

[yourdestonie]

springboard muff-diving

Ok now give us the rules

We cant play the game if we don't know how

 

[Owlz]

Ok now give us the rules

We cant play the game if we don't know how

Rules? Well, let's see:

1.) You can't use your hands.
2.) Once you dive in, you must do as many laps (with your tongue) as necessary to give the woman three orgasms.
3.) If you get splashed in the face by female ejaculate, that adds 10 points to your score for each time it happens.
4.) You're being watched, so if you try to cheat by playing a little 'Rim Around the Rosebud' and then returning to the main event, you're automatically disqualified.
5.) You're being timed, in reverse. Hooever gives the woman three REAL orgasms in the most considerate, caring, longest amount of time closest to 20 minutes wins first place.

You see, this event is all about the woman and her pleasure!!!

 

[Vinde]

Rules? Well, let's see:

1.) You can't use your hands.
2.) Once you dive in, you must do as many laps (with your tongue) as necessary to give the woman three orgasms.
3.) If you get splashed in the face by female ejaculate, that adds 10 points to your score for each time it happens.
4.) You're being watched, so if you try to cheat by playing a little 'Rim Around the Rosebud' and then returning to the main event, you're automatically disqualified.
5.) You're being timed, in reverse. Hooever gives the woman three REAL orgasms in the most considerate, caring, longest amount of time closest to 20 minutes wins first place.

You see, this event is all about the woman and her pleasure!!!

oh damn owlz, i'm in for that one. Wow!!!

 

[metasexual]

WOW gang! 4 pages since I put it up the other day, Yall have been busy. So YD, can we schedule athletic events for the Litogether

 

[Lordknightspoetry]

oh damn owlz, i'm in for that one. Wow!!!

good vinde cause my tongue is ready

 

[Vinde]

Hi Meta, nice to see you again.

That tongue better be warmed up LKP, three times is going to take a lot of work.

 

[Owlz]

oh damn owlz, i'm in for that one. Wow!!!

Of course you are, Vinde!

Owlz, the...ummm...'head' judge of that event

 

[Vinde]

Of course you are, Vinde!

Owlz, the...ummm...'head' judge of that event

I'll be head judge at the head judging event.

 

[dragonhearted]

Rules of Bedroom Golf....

found the rules....enjoy

The Rules of Bedroom Golf:
Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.

Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

*applauds enthusiastically*

Bravooooooo!!!!

 

[John Roberts]

Hi Meta, nice to see you again.

That tongue better be warmed up LKP, three times is going to take a lot of work.

Oh Vinde, that is nothing wait until you get to longdistance event.

 

[Vinde]

Oh Vinde, that is nothing wait until you get to longdistance event.

Hey John
Taking an interest in the olympics are you.
hmmmm a longdistance event huh?

 

[dragonhearted]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I could go the distance! Pick the position!

 

[Owlz]

Re: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I could go the distance! Pick the position!

woman on top

 

[TheOverlord]

mmmm Like the spring board Muff diveing.......