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So it occured to me that Appysnort might need a place where she could feel truly at home. And since I'm the nicest person in the world and this totally has nothin' to do with me bein' a sore loser because of the game I lost when the bitchardo cheated . . .

Here you go.

Walk in willingly with the men in white coats, honey, and let 'em help you get comfortable.

http://www.monkeydungeon.com/images/costume-straight-jacket.jpg

This is your home now. :D
 
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Atypical male

If anyone belongs in this home, it's me.

Thank you for your kind hospitality.
 
*wanders in*

Dude. *blinks*

If for once you are to believed and you're as pure and chaste as you say you are...*shoves the strait jacket at you* ... you the one who should wear white :D

And i did NOT cheat!!! Not my fault your psychic bitchardoness decided to conk out on your at the most important moment!!

Oi! You were supposed to be mean ot OTHER people, not me!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
asian_princess said:
*wanders in*

Dude. *blinks*

If for once you are to believed and you're as pure and chaste as you say you are...*shoves the strait jacket at you* ... you the one who should wear white :D

And i did NOT cheat!!! Not my fault your psychic bitchardoness decided to conk out on your at the most important moment!!

Oi! You were supposed to be mean ot OTHER people, not me!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
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Yeah, forget the white thing . . . *grins* Are ya cringin' yet?

OY BITCHARDO! This is not my thread. It's YOURSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. And how you got your SNORTER name is totally irrelevant and sooo unimportant. And don't forget I've seen and heard you snort!

I was? Dude. What did you expect . . .? I can't seem to get Paper, Rock, Scissors down either :D
 
*shuffles in.....looks around at all the white coats....
thinking, i could fit right in here....
takes note of my shackles*

uuuhhhhh.....
i think i'm over dressed.
:confused:
 
Cnd_Kitten said:
*shuffles in.....looks around at all the white coats....
thinking, i could fit right in here....
takes note of my shackles*

uuuhhhhh.....
i think i'm over dressed.
:confused:
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*giggles and shuffles over to you*

Ooooh, your shackles are preeeeeeeeeeetttttttty. :D

Where'd you get them? Mine are cheapo ones I got from Insane Ikea :eek:

*shakes them, waiting for you to shake yours and Graciesnort to join in so we can do our girly version of InsaneAsylumHouse Rock.*

:p
 
asian_princess said:
*giggles and shuffles over to you*

Ooooh, your shackles are preeeeeeeeeeetttttttty. :D

Where'd you get them? Mine are cheapo ones I got from Insane Ikea :eek:

*shakes them, waiting for you to shake yours and Graciesnort to join in so we can do our girly version of InsaneAsylumHouse Rock.*

:p
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oh these? they were a gift....at least i think they were a gift....:D

*shakes my shackles too, in time with Appy....waiting as well for the harmony of Graciesnort-shackles and rocking out all crazy-like*
:cool::cool::cool:
 
Gracie29 said:
Yeah, forget the white thing . . . *grins* Are ya cringin' yet?

OY BITCHARDO! This is not my thread. It's YOURSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. And how you got your SNORTER name is totally irrelevant and sooo unimportant. And don't forget I've seen and heard you snort!

I was? Dude. What did you expect . . .? I can't seem to get Paper, Rock, Scissors down either :D
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Ew.

*holds up my tmi shield, made of ice* :D

*laughslaughs* I LOVES when i win... I WIN!!! And it's NOT irrelevant, in fact it's exactly argues my point as to who the SNORTER is, SNORTER! *pokepinch*

Yeah, and so's the omelette dude, but you don't here me callin' him omelettesnorter dude :p

Dude. I'm still going to be mean to people. You can't stop meeeeeee!
 
asian_princess said:
Ew.

*holds up my tmi shield, made of ice* :D

*laughslaughs* I LOVES when i win... I WIN!!! And it's NOT irrelevant, in fact it's exactly argues my point as to who the SNORTER is, SNORTER! *pokepinch*

Yeah, and so's the omelette dude, but you don't here me callin' him omelettesnorter dude :p

Dude. I'm still going to be mean to people. You can't stop meeeeeee!
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Ew. Penguins again.

*covers my eyes with black thigh highs* :D

It's TOTALLY irrelevant. *kicks the wall* That's a stupid game anyway, dammit. *picks up my rock and throws it at you*

Yeah, the only reason you're not callin' him the omelettesnorter dude is cause he hates you for insultin' him. "Since you're not doin' anything . . . would you watch my laptop for me?"

Yeah, I just don't see the meanness so far. Know why? Cause you're nICE!
 
Gracie29 said:
Oh, but I don't have shackles :D I'm not insane here. I'm the overseer. :cool:

{{{Cnd}}} :rose:
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kaybutt.....and i'm just pointing this out for the sake of...um....clarity and all? the thing is, generally in order to raise up to the level of overseer....wouldn't that mean that you surpassed the whole lower levels of insane....and have kind of....y'know....risen to a whole new level of insanity?
:eek:

just checkin.
for clarity and all.
:D
 
Cnd_Kitten said:
oh these? they were a gift....at least i think they were a gift....:D

*shakes my shackles too, in time with Appy....waiting as well for the harmony of Graciesnort-shackles and rocking out all crazy-like*
:cool::cool::cool:
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*giggles* they were, look at the bow they came with, tied around your mouth like a gag :p

*shackles out* you mimght need to do the hip thrusts, i'm a little outta practice :eek: :nana:
 
Cnd_Kitten said:
kaybutt.....and i'm just pointing this out for the sake of...um....clarity and all? the thing is, generally in order to raise up to the level of overseer....wouldn't that mean that you surpassed the whole lower levels of insane....and have kind of....y'know....risen to a whole new level of insanity?
:eek:

just checkin.
for clarity and all.
:D
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:eek::eek:

Snort!

NO! No! For the sake of clarity, that is NOT what that means! It means that I've proven myself to have stayed sane amongst the insanity :D. . . hence, I'm the only one that could possibly have the patience for all you insanely shackled folks :cool:
 
asian_princess said:
*giggles* they were, look at the bow they came with, tied around your mouth like a gag :p

*shackles out* you mimght need to do the hip thrusts, i'm a little outta practice :eek: :nana:
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*hands on hips, but no thrusting yet...more like a shocked hand on hip motion that would match my next comment*

and just what makes you think i'd have a gag on....:eek:
what kind of girl do you take me for?
oh yeah. nevermiiiiiiiind.....:eek:

*hands on Appyhips now*

thrust after me, miss out of practice.....
:D
 
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