Oh mymymy...um...my. I do love morning quickies.Salacious said:A morning quickie...
bumpitybumpbump bump!
Have a yummy day!
*blinkes cofusedly* There are other types of bedsheets than cloth and rubber? Color me baffled. I think y'all make up things just to confuse folks.ran57gr said:*shudders and grabs a couple of smooth Percale bedsheets as she rushes over* the HMMMMMM part is absolutely fine with me!
Just taking the time to enjoy some family time. But I'm about now for a while.supahspaz said:
Hmm...first Az and her cock/sucking mix and now you with your lips/hilt note. Damn...now I'm going to have to type one handed for a while...hmmm...maybe I need a dictation program and just nix the keyboard all together....Salacious said:You bet! I'm a patriot! To the hilt!
meat_squirrel said:
Salacious said:The guy's side of the story...
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! (this made me think of you squirrel... something easy to remember)
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If I rinse my dishes and put them on the dishwasher, it's your job to put them in.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really!
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Have a great night sexy one!
I hope you committed them all to Memory.This is just great hun!!! Thanks for sharing. All I could think when I read that was, "Damn straight!"Salacious said:The guy's side of the story...
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! (this made me think of you squirrel... something easy to remember)
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If I rinse my dishes and put them on the dishwasher, it's your job to put them in.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really!
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Have a great night sexy one!
Spaz...you could have at least dropped off some decent beer. I mean really, if you ever see me drinking Old Style feel free to punch me in the stomach.supahspaz said:Well Sal I see you got the memo
Hey I was going to drop by the Squirrel nest last night, but I saw Mr Meat out having a few cold ones in the yard. I know how he does'nt like to share so I drove on by. NOT before I snapped a picture tho..
Cheers. Spaz
Okay, well, we'll see about the pics. Maybe a parka, full ski mask and heavy boots. I'd never want to offend anyone.Mign said:oh yes I am sure we will.....that would be very interestign to see for sure...
oh yes I knwo for sure they think with there yummy squirrels...
meat_squirrel said:
meat_squirrel said:
Thanks Spaz! Hope you find your way to our tree!supahspaz said:
Well thanks dear. As long as you have Yahoo, you'll be able to find me. Hmm, is that a quote from a movie? "We'll always have Yahoo." As far as tail shaking goes? Oh hell yeah. All about it.Salacious said:WoW - such pontification from a squirrel! Hey, eh, we'll talk!
....and if you misplace me I will come and shake your scruffy tail.
First thanks for the kind words Bear. I've always enjoyed you and Dawn's threads and comments around the board. You are some truly wonderful people I wish I'd had a chance to get to know better. We will all have to wait for this ridiculous law to be castrated. I have total faith in the "system" here in the US, but I also know that the people using the 'underage' crutch to forward their own political and religious agendas are quite powerful. Thanks for the wishes. I'll be checking PM's and I'm on Yahoo/MSN a lot so if you've got the time to stay in touch please give me a shout!bearlee said:
Your words BD nearly made me cry...aww...fuck it. I did tear up. You're just wonderful. I truly appeciate everyone that came by and had a giggle and possibly a lengthy stare. The truth of the matter is, without being able to post pics I found that only a couple folks would drop by on a regular basis. That's not a complaint, it's just a fact of the board. AMPics is about the pics, and the pics are are the fabric which the words stitch together. Without the pics, there's no cloth, and without the cloth there's no clothes...just a pile of random threads. I just can't watch AM Pics devolve into another GB, which, in reality, is what I see happening. I struggled a lot with why I was here. The pics brought me here, but the people, the community and the banter is what made me want to join in. I knew when I left that some folks would be disappointed, but truthfully only a few folks dropped by on a regular basis. I found myself "rescuing" this thread from the virtual dustbin almost every time when we didn't share pics every day. And when we did share a series of pics more peope would drop us a line which, to be honest, is what made this fun because I get an opportunity to interact with them and hopefully get at least one person to crack a smile. Your words do not fall on deaf ears though, and some day we may return once the posting policy is upaded to be something less draconian and better researched (you see, we don't even know if AMPics is covered by the law.) I guess we'll just wait and see.babydoll2u said:WAIT!!!!!
why on earth do you have to leave?? dammit I just found my way over here and started having fun! YOUR thread is alot of fun for alot of people!!! Yes if you're not here posting it will die a slow death... and where will they go??
I understand that you're upset that your rights are being infringed upon, and that makes alot of people (including me and I dont even post nude pics, really) very mad, but good grief... do you HAVE to post nude pics to post here? Isn't the fun and friendships more meaningful than the right to post a certain kind of pic??
So go "soft core" and stay with us? what will that hurt??
*sigh* just really makes me sad to see you walk away from all these people... and to see them lose a really fun place to post. *shrugs*
Hold it RIGHT THERE! *grin* PM me or give me a poke in Yahoo. We'll see what the squirrel(s) will hide from you...*grin*sybilrose said:See I knew if the squirrels knew I was watching they would run back up the tree
Well fuck it I will just climb the tree and leave some
I will definately not delete the thread hun. I agree we had some really clever folks drop by and visit (not the least of which is you!!!!) Thanks for your kind words hun. I will definately pop in once in a while to see what's what...possibly in the vein hope that things with regards to pics will change, but definately because I'm going to miss all you wonderful people. I had to write a number of goodbye notes today and I'll probably write some PM notes as well along the same lines. I'm not good at saying goodbye so they were and are very hard to write for me. I hope you know that I've always valued our relationship here and hope that I can still catch up with you in Yahoo once in a while. You are one of the good ones Ran. Don't ever change.ran57gr said:I hate to see you leave, m_s and Ms.
At least, don't pull your thread, there is priceless repartee here!
And, I agree with babydoll, you might want to pop in every now and then to catch up with friends... at least I hope that you will.
Be well
Ran
You hit the nail on the head weenie. I am pretty disappointed in myself...self censorship is something I never thought I'd do, but unfortunately, I've lost interest as a result of all the uncertainty. I'm displeased with our elected officials and hope to get an opportunity to fire the fuckers that thought this was a great law to not only put on the books but to actually try to enforce. You will never find a better community than Lit Weenie, I'm touched every time I see someone wishing another person well when they are in a time of trouble. AM Pics is a good place with good people. The fact of the matter remains. If I stayed it wouldn't be the same. My posts would suffer and the general quality of our work would decline out of disinterest. Look at it this way, would you go to a baseball game if there was no game? Sure we all like watching people and interacting, but without the game it's just a bunch of people sitting around talking about baseball. It's like that old joke...everyone talks about the weather, yet no one does anything about it.Weenieschnitzel said:I was close to the same conclusion, and finally it was not my job as mod for the German Lit. It was the kind of friendship. You can feel it in the moments where o/l touches r/l.
So send me days ago Maverick Man 24 cans of my loved Mountain Dew. Something like that would not happy to other sites.
Not necessary to loose a word about the persons who like to kick my ass (for many problems).
And where can I post my point of view about a bush and the DP???
I miss the pics also, in the moment it is a little bit like a burger without the beef, but we should not ignore that there is more.
(and I hardly hope that this jewel of US-law will have something common with the German Wall)
meat_squirrel said:
