The Strip Poker Experiment

[Lay Z Butterfly]

<yawn, stretch> It's so good to be on vacation!

::catching Morgan's shirt:: ::eyes twinkling:: I'd rather wear the tie you had on at first!

Alright-y... ::shuffling:: (I suppose I'm supposed to shuffle them, yes?)

Pick 5 cards faced down and begin to flip one at a time...

Here goes:

King of diamonds
10 of hearts
10 of shovels (hey!! Spade=shovel..I made a connection)
8 of shamrocks (club? That doesn't lookie like a shamrock at all!)
2 of hearts

I'm in my pearls and Bloomers... ::wiggling my toes:: Does my hair count? Being that it is covering my lil boobies?

::sitting my booty on a bar stool:: Placing 10 black olives on my fingers... <huge smile> Anybody care for a snack?

 

[Sexy_lawyer03]

down to my jeans and boxers, i pick 5 more cards

5 spades
7 diamonds
4 clubs
4 diamond
5 hearts

woo hoo! finally I have something better than jack high! Sticks out tongue at MBE and tickles her - 'your bra will be off soon!'

goes over to the bar and pours himself and the good Dr. a wee dram of Laphroig. 'To ya health'
Claps hands together and asks what everyone else is having - screaming orgasim? slippery nipple? sex on the beach?

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Who's high this round?

Wait. No: I mean, who's up this round?

No, that won't do either. I mean: who's winning?

It's our little bloomer'd Butterfly, right? Pair of tens?

(By the way, anyone know the German for "butterfly"?
"Shmetterlink" It's like the one word of German I remember.)

Distracting you won't work huh? Okay.
Off come the pants. That leaves me in long-leg jockeys. These are powder blue. Ain't they cute?

Well of course there's a bulge. I'm excited, I'm human, what can I do?


---Herr dr.M.

 

[MistyBluEyes]

Ok...I'm in my bra and panties...

Here's my new hand

Ace diamonds
10 clubs
3 hearts
Ace clubs
9 spades

How's this one? Did I beat SL? Even if I didn't, I think I should....just because I want his pants off...rofl....

 

[Sexy_lawyer03]

Who's high this round?

Wait. No: I mean, who's up this round?

No, that won't do either. I mean: who's winning?

It's our little bloomer'd Butterfly, right? Pair of tens?

(By the way, anyone know the German for "butterfly"?
"Shmetterlink" It's like the one word of German I remember.)

Distracting you won't work huh? Okay.
Off come the pants. That leaves me in long-leg jockeys. These are powder blue. Ain't they cute?

Well of course there's a bulge. I'm excited, I'm human, what can I do?


---Herr dr.M.

ahh Dr. i think my two pair beats her two tens.....

oh misty you'll have to wait!

 

[MistyBluEyes]

wait for what SL

 

[Sexy_lawyer03]

to get my pants off! (hope MK doesn't beat his hand)

wanders over to MBE and runs his fingers over her bra....winks at lay z and asks who she thinks should remove who's clothes this time...

 

[MistyBluEyes]

I have 2 aces. I think I should win this time *pouts* LOL

Butterfly...girlfriend...I think I should remove everyones clothes *giggles*

 

[MorganKelly666]

Well, all I have left on are my pants...damn it....can I count my belt? Pleeeeeeeease? .....no....oh well, I guess I'll get my cards then...

Ace of Hearts
6 of Clubs
6 of Clubs
3 of Clubs
8 of Clubs

Fudge....do damn close to a Flush.....oh well...I've got a pair of 6's then...Damn, guess I'll be losing my pants now too.....oh man...Well then, I think that's everyone...shoot...that's three in a row now that I've lost...damn.

Okay then....either of you lovely ladies care to take off my pants?

 

[Lay Z Butterfly]

hmmmm...Sexy Lawyer..I believe Misty should remove your pants!

And Misty..you should remove everyone's clothes!

and Me? Me should eat the black olives on my fingers

::wiggling them seductively::

Morgan... ::raising my hand:: I'll take your pants off!

and Butterfly in Russian is: masla... Lazy Butterfly: slivachnaye


<curtsy>

 

[MistyBluEyes]

I need a new deck of cards. The deck I have isn't working right. I keep losing. Taking Lay Z's hand and looking deep in her eyes as I nibble an olive off her finger.....Mmmmm...so good

 

[dr_mabeuse]

How can slivachnaye be "lazy Butterfly" when it doesn't even contain masla ?

Wouldn't you all rather discuss compartative linguistics than play any more of this obviously rigged Strip poker? I haven't won a hand.

Okay. One more hand. But I'm down to skivvies only and I'm not taking anything else off until I see everyone's cards.

8 hearts
J hearts
4 clubs
2 spades
10 hearts.

Oh right. There's a winner.

Okay look: there's two women here and three men so I think I'll just leave you guys to it. It's been a pleasure.

Who's stupid idea was this anyhow?

---dr.M.

 

[MorganKelly666]

"Well then my pretty Butterfly, how about you come on over and give me a hand with these jeans now" I say. Then watching eating your olives I take a sip of my beer.....

 

[MorganKelly666]

How can slivachnaye be "lazy Butterfly in when it doesn't even contain masla ?

Wouldn't you all rather discuss compartative linguistics than play any more of this obviously rigged Strip poker? I haven't won a hand.

Okay. One more hand. But I'm down to skivvies only and I'm not taking anything else off until I see everyone's cards.

8 hearts
J hearts
4 clubs
2 spades
10 hearts.

Who's stupid idea was this anyhow?

Jeez, someones a little cynic here! Wow....lol. Well, I deal my cards and have only one one hand, the others have all been poopy, so . LOL. Well, I've got junk again!

Ace of hearts
Queen clubs
King spades
4 diamonds
2 spades

Oh well.....as soon as Butterfly decides to take of my pants...I've got nothing on.....d'oh!

 

[Lay Z Butterfly]

...because Herr dr. M. one is in Russian and the other in Ukrainian... Did I neglect to say that I can and do use both languages interchangeably?

<nibble an olive off my fingertip> as Misty nibbles another one...
I sweetly lean a bit forward, placing a wet lick against Misty's bottom lip.


I say someone's being a poor loser... <tsk tsk> Old Mr. Grumpy pants.

::smiling at Morgan:: Patience Grasshopper.... I need these olives to be nibbled off first!

 

[MorganKelly666]

...because Herr dr. M. one is in Russian and the other in Ukrainian... Did I neglect to say that I can and do use both languages interchangeably?

<nibble an olive off my fingertip> as Misty nibbles another one...
I sweetly lean a bit forward, placing a wet lick against Misty's bottom lip.


I say someone's being a poor loser... <tsk tsk> Old Mr. Grumpy pants.

::smiling at Morgan:: Patience Grasshopper.... I need these olives to be nibbled off first!

::smiling back at Butterfly:: I see, well then Misty you better polish the rest of them off, because I can't stand olives....but I do enjoy seeing you eat them off Butterfly

 

[MistyBluEyes]

::smiling back at Butterfly:: I see, well then Misty you better polish the rest of them off, because I can't stand olives....but I do enjoy seeing you eat them off Butterfly

MMMM I love olives...Running my tongue over Lay Z's palm...eyeing Morgan.....sucking one of her fingers into my mouth...sucking gently....moaning as I slowly release it.....

 

[MorganKelly666]

MMMM I love olives...Running my tongue over Lay Z's palm...eyeing Morgan.....sucking one of her fingers into my mouth...sucking gently....moaning as I slowly release it.....

As I watch this erotic display of eating olives, I feel myself quite arroused and am forced to shift in my seat.....to get a better view that is....

 

[Lay Z Butterfly]

Noticing that all my olives are gone I take my hand and place it on the back of Misty's neck, leaning down to kiss her lips. They are so soft, warm and deliciously pouty.

Breaking our kiss to look into her eyes... a promise held in them....

<sighing>

 

[MistyBluEyes]

Noticing that all my olives are gone I take my hand and place it on the back of Misty's neck, leaning down to kiss her lips. They are so soft, warm and deliciously pouty.

Breaking our kiss to look into her eyes... a promise held in them....

<sighing>

I lean down again at the sight of the promise and nibble her bottom lip....running my tongue over her sexy mouth.....and sigh...

 

[MorganKelly666]

I lean down again at the sight of the promise and nibble her bottom lip....running my tongue over her sexy mouth.....and sigh...

Again, I am forced to shift in my chair....*ahem* to get a, uh, um, better view.

 

[Sexy_lawyer03]

intently looking at the girls, i deal my hand

7 clubs
2 spades
9 diamonds
8 diamonds
10 spades

damn looks like i lost this round - Misty as Lay z is helping MK with his pants - you gonna help me with mine? - Also we still needto remove your bra from last round........

 

[MistyBluEyes]

intently looking at the girls, i deal my hand

7 clubs
2 spades
9 diamonds
8 diamonds
10 spades

damn looks like i lost this round - Misty as Lay z is helping MK with his pants - you gonna help me with mine? - Also we still needto remove your bra from last round........

Walking over to SL...running my hands up and down his naked chest....I feel his pulse quicken as I look into his eyes and run my tongue over my lips. I press my body up against him...grinding letting him feel all of me before I hook my fingers into his belt loops and pull him to me....I arch my back and grind against him...

Sliding my hands around SL's hips to his ass, groping him, my eyes never leave his....I kiss along his jaw and nibble on his ear and whisper something no one else can hear....He gets a big smile on his face and wraps his arms around me and kisses me passionatly.....

When the kiss is over, I step back and run my finger over the zipper of his pants...up and down...and unbutton them. Getting on my knees in front of him, I take the zipper between my teeth and slowly unzip them....I look up at him and smile...reach up and pull them off his sexy body. He steps out of them when they hit the floor and I stay on my knees in front of him and run my hand over his boxers....wrapping my hand around him and playing......

I kiss him...thru his boxers and stand up.....Stretching open the waistband I peek inside and smile....."Very Nice SL...Very nice indeed"

 

[MistyBluEyes]

Wow...Dr sure is a sore loser. I haven't won a hand yet either and I'm not pouting...

Shuffling my cards...

King of spades
7 of clubs
4 of clubs
Jack of hearts
9 of spades


Damn! Ok...now..who gets the pleasure of removing my panties??

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I am NOT a sore loser!!!!!

Am NOT!! Am NOT!! Am NOT!! Am NOT!! Am NOT!!!!!!

<<throws self on floor holding breath and kicking feet till someone pours ice bucket on me>>

No, really. It just seems that you four are getting on quite well, and I don't want to be a fifth wheel or be crawling around on the floor trying to stick my head in where it's not needed.

But don't call me a sore loser again or I'll take my cards and go home. Wait--I already am home.

---dr.M.