KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
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- Jul 29, 2000
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I think that this will never happen. Primarly because he just won't fit in one seat. The man does 600 pound shoulder shrugs for cryin in the myoplex deluxe. I fit comfortably in a coach seat, I'm a lil muffin, but my shoulders were edging the arms of the larger guy sitting next to me. I must have cooties because he was leaning onto his buddy like he would catch something. I even took a shower too.
Anyway, it got me to thinking about how the Stud, the very broad "I wanna get freaky huge!" "But, hon, everyone already thinks you look like a mutant now" Stud, would fit into a coach seat. I have concluded that he wouldn't unless he took his arms off. I wonder if they would be carry on or if we'd have to check those.
He's pissy because he has degenerative disc disease and the doctor had an apopolexy when he visited the Stud in the weight room at the VA hospital gym. He's been restricted to the amount of weight he's allowed to lift. Poor guy.
Anyway, how do people cope with flying coach when they are too big to fit in the seat or the buddy sitting next to them is too big to fit in the seat? Lavatory time or something?
I think we'll be buying first class tix when he has to go with me.
Anyway, it got me to thinking about how the Stud, the very broad "I wanna get freaky huge!" "But, hon, everyone already thinks you look like a mutant now" Stud, would fit into a coach seat. I have concluded that he wouldn't unless he took his arms off. I wonder if they would be carry on or if we'd have to check those.
He's pissy because he has degenerative disc disease and the doctor had an apopolexy when he visited the Stud in the weight room at the VA hospital gym. He's been restricted to the amount of weight he's allowed to lift. Poor guy.
Anyway, how do people cope with flying coach when they are too big to fit in the seat or the buddy sitting next to them is too big to fit in the seat? Lavatory time or something?
I think we'll be buying first class tix when he has to go with me.
