Sparky Kronkite
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You think her hair is still blonde? Or has she gone back to her original brownish tone?
Still think she's tippin' the ole scales at about 105lbs.? Or has she had just a bit too much free range chicken breasts with far too many almonds?
Has she added to her hordes of cats? And what are all their names?
Is Manu'R still on his same side of the bed - the right side? Or have they switched just for the thrill of it all?
Is Laurel still drinking her white wine late in the evening? Or has she cut back due to irregularity?
How long has it been since she vacummed the place? There's sand and kitty-litter everywhere! And empty that vacume bag Manu!
Oh yeah! There are far too many things broken around the house! You've been devoting far too much time to this here endeavor - which you only do because it's a living - take some time and fix all the broken shit. The running toilet upstairs. The closet door that doesn't slide properly.
And neaten/harness the damn cabling!!!! It's a friggin' mess Manu! How can anyone trouble-shoot that crap!
And - who's been bidding on the ranch? Now that it's built up so nicely. Where might you retire if you get what you want. I'll bet you two argue about it a bit - no? Bet Manu'R wants more than Laurel. She want's out sooner than he. He's put tons of work into it (but no buyers can see or appreciate that) and wants $'s for his toil and trouble. Who's been the top bidder?
What else? What else can we ask our dear Laurel?
Please add.
Still think she's tippin' the ole scales at about 105lbs.? Or has she had just a bit too much free range chicken breasts with far too many almonds?
Has she added to her hordes of cats? And what are all their names?
Is Manu'R still on his same side of the bed - the right side? Or have they switched just for the thrill of it all?
Is Laurel still drinking her white wine late in the evening? Or has she cut back due to irregularity?
How long has it been since she vacummed the place? There's sand and kitty-litter everywhere! And empty that vacume bag Manu!
Oh yeah! There are far too many things broken around the house! You've been devoting far too much time to this here endeavor - which you only do because it's a living - take some time and fix all the broken shit. The running toilet upstairs. The closet door that doesn't slide properly.
And neaten/harness the damn cabling!!!! It's a friggin' mess Manu! How can anyone trouble-shoot that crap!
And - who's been bidding on the ranch? Now that it's built up so nicely. Where might you retire if you get what you want. I'll bet you two argue about it a bit - no? Bet Manu'R wants more than Laurel. She want's out sooner than he. He's put tons of work into it (but no buyers can see or appreciate that) and wants $'s for his toil and trouble. Who's been the top bidder?
What else? What else can we ask our dear Laurel?
Please add.
