"The Sultan of Lit"

[sueanninct]

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Once in a land far away a sultan resided in a palace with his 6 wives. His great wisdom and wit are legendary along with his reknowned sexual prowess. The Sultan is always looking for new "talent." Qualifications? You need breasts and a vagina ... as the Sultan says, "Baby, you're my type...a woman!"

Wives in alphabetical order(We're a jealous lot)

Must you feed his ego?
His head is big enough already!!
And the one on top of his neck is pretty big, too!

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

not sure that was the kind of hammer she was talking about....

Darlin if I was talkin about THAT hammer.. I would not be watchin a movie.. I'd be makin it..

 

[sueanninct]

WOW - all of my Ladies are looking absolutly fetching this evening....

And of course, Lunar has handcuffs.

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

The hammer is not for my tv.. it is for my protection seeings how I am scared to death of other alternative forms of protection. Some people love gettin kicks out of scarin ladies whose hubbies are out of town.

I was thinking about a different kind of hammer.....

 

[cookiejar]

The hammer is not for my tv.. it is for my protection seeings how I am scared to death of other alternative forms of protection. Some people love gettin kicks out of scarin ladies whose hubbies are out of town.

Sheesh, I'm sorry. I live in a small town, I don't even lock my door. Ever thought of ADT or one of them? My brother has a security system where he lives. Be very careful...

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Re: "The Sultan of Lit"

Must you feed his ego?
His head is big enough already!!
And the one on top of his neck is pretty big, too!

You've been peeking!

 

[cookiejar]

And of course, Lunar has handcuffs.

Lol...you saw that?

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

Re: Re: "The Sultan of Lit"

Must you feed his ego?
His head is big enough already!!
And the one on top of his neck is pretty big, too!

U said it not me!

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

Sheesh, I'm sorry. I live in a small town, I don't even lock my door. Ever thought of ADT or one of them? My brother has a security system where he lives. Be very careful...

I live in a small town too but this person I met from the net and he has really scared the hell out of me.

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

Darlin if I was talkin about THAT hammer.. I would not be watchin a movie.. I'd be makin it..

And I would be filming!

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

And I would be filming!

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

Lol...you saw that?

I did too!

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

I live in a small town too but this person I met from the net and he has really scared the hell out of me.

Well please be careful...and dont be afraid to use that Hammer if u need to!

 

[sueanninct]

DA undergoes inspection of her teeth after Suebunkie's escapade...


"The kicker came last week as the Sultan was stretched out on his bed with his legs on the floor. After the earlier events he had been naturally wary. He had been on guard at first but with Bunkie between his legs all trepidation had gone. Her mouth was a joy and the Sultan was thoroughly enjoying her tongue bath. Bunkie had pulled out the drawer of the night table where the flavored oil was kept. Neither had seen the tiny snake slither out of the drawer and move onto the bed. Bunkie's mouth had never stopped its action and the Sultan found himself riding the magic carpet to Nirvana. Without warning the snake wound its body around Bunkie's arm and with bulging eyes she bit down!

The Sultan let out a howl as Bunkie ran around the room shaking her arm. The eunuchs burst through the door as Bunkie ran out, murder on her mind. The snake slithered away as the Sultan grasped his jewels in agony."


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I hope this doesn't mean I'm going to lose my position in the harem.

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

Well please be careful...and dont be afraid to use that Hammer if u need to!

Thankyou darlin.. *leans next to you and gives you a kiss on the cheek*

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

I hope this doesn't mean I'm going to lose my position in the harem.

Nah...you just have to visit the dentist...

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

Thankyou darlin.. *leans next to you and gives you a kiss on the cheek*

 

[sueanninct]

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You've been peeking!

It's impossible not to notice - half the time he's walking around naked!

 

[sueanninct]

I live in a small town too but this person I met from the net and he has really scared the hell out of me.

Happened to me, too. He didn't have my address, but he had my phone number. It was REALLY frightening, and I had to get my number changed. Thankfully, I haven't heard from him since. Now I'm VERY selective about who I give my number to.

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

Happened to me, too. He didn't have my address, but he had my phone number. It was REALLY frightening, and I had to get my number changed. Thankfully, I haven't heard from him since. Now I'm VERY selective about who I give my number to.

THAT'S why it says "no longer in service" when I try to call.....

 

[sueanninct]

Nah...you just have to visit the dentist...

No problem. I can take care of him!

 

[cookiejar]

Happened to me, too. He didn't have my address, but he had my phone number. It was REALLY frightening, and I had to get my number changed. Thankfully, I haven't heard from him since. Now I'm VERY selective about who I give my number to.

A long time ago in chat I mentioned something about where I lived, something I thought was inconsequential. Well this guy was resourceful and actually found out where I lived. Luckily he asked if he could visit, I said please don't and thank god he didn't. I was terrified because of little Cookie and my stupidity.

 

[sueanninct]

THAT'S why it says "no longer in service" when I try to call.....

You hush! That happened a few months before I met you, and you DO have my current number.


BTW - qualifying start yet?

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

You hush! That happened a few months before I met you, and you DO have my current number.


BTW - qualifying start yet?

Does this answer your question?

Jeff Gordon captured his fourth consecutive Bud Pole Award on Friday for Sunday's Tropicana 400 at Chicagoland Speedway. Gordon becomes the first driver in nearly 20 years to get four Bud Poles in a row. Kasey Kahne will share the front row.

 

[sueanninct]

A long time ago in chat I mentioned something about where I lived, something I thought was inconsequential. Well this guy was resourceful and actually found out where I lived. Luckily he asked if he could visit, I said please don't and thank god he didn't. I was terrified because of little Cookie and my stupidity.

I'm glad it ended up working out for you, Cookie.