The Thing about Eating Muffins

ladylover69

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is it just me or does anyone here share my passion of eating muffins...

starting from... kissing her panties, smelling her sweet aroma, pushing my tongue deep into her through her panties... kind of drives them well.

i'm so eating to eating muffins that i could 'really' lick pussies for hours...

pls share yur thoughts...

thks!
 
I am confused. I always thought I had a pussy between my legs, and apparently I have a muffin. :eek:

So just for the sake of my sanity, what little I have left anyway, why do you call it muffin eating? :confused:
 
Hardeee harr

""always thought I had a pussy between my legs""

You may have a pussy on your lap and if you're one of them kinky ones who're into tuna paste and pets then maybe what you said IS an accurate statement.

Udderwise THAT area of the female anatomy has over 3000 names - just in English - of which "muffin" is probably # 3 or #4 behind the CAT reference.


... and YES, 69. MANY of us share your passion for munching. I always loved just kissing. Just kneckin for hours. THE most intimate of love making. Switching "mouths" just means you have to look waay up to look into her eyes but if you love kissin then munchin is just as nice and can be enjoyed for HOURS by both the kissie and the kisser.
 
The 'muff diving' phrase takes me back many years, it's so long since I had heard it. There was a pub near where we lived many years ago that had an ad in the window inviting anyone interested in 'muff diving' to apply within. I never really knew whether this was someone's joke, or whether the person actually didn't know what it was, or whether there were any applicants.
From a woman's perspective, I enjoy muff diving too. The sweetness of another woman's aroma is intoxicating and I can lick and suck at a woman for hours and bring her to climax many times with my tongue, just as I love having done to me.
 
Years ago a women would use her muff to keep her hands warm on cold, winter days. You don't see that anymore - I suppose it's just inconvenient.
 
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