The Top Ten List...
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Boxstar
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A friend sent me these in an email..not really a top ten list..but still funny.
I've learned that you cannot make Someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more fucked up than you think.
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.
I've learned that no matter how you try to protect and teach your children the right way, they will eventually be corrupted by someone else's asshole kid.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
I've learned that you cannot make Someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more fucked up than you think.
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.
I've learned that no matter how you try to protect and teach your children the right way, they will eventually be corrupted by someone else's asshole kid.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
Mr. Bootie
Da Bootieman is back!!
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ohiobbw said:
Curses!?! Foiled Again!!
kgboot
Stonedagger
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loved em keep on sending them
For sure
For sure
The medical field has to be one of the weirder places to hear things in passing. Outside of a hospital these would get you slapped or very disapproving looks to say the least. (BTW I heard these all just the other day).
10. You're gonna feel a little prick now.
9. Restrain her if she gets wild.
8. Don't let her tongue that out.
7. Let's dilate it and see if it will go in. I'm in I'm in!!!!
6. Give me some more lube damn it.
5. I poked her twice already. Do you wannta try?
4. Slip your finger in here and feel for it.
3. It's pink and moist.
2. You're gonna have to spread a little wider.
1. More suction you idiot.
10. You're gonna feel a little prick now.
9. Restrain her if she gets wild.
8. Don't let her tongue that out.
7. Let's dilate it and see if it will go in. I'm in I'm in!!!!
6. Give me some more lube damn it.
5. I poked her twice already. Do you wannta try?
4. Slip your finger in here and feel for it.
3. It's pink and moist.
2. You're gonna have to spread a little wider.
1. More suction you idiot.
alexander tzara
"Release The Bats!"
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LMAO I can only think of a few off the top of my head just now for playing in bands.
~Do you really think I'm going to hump that with my bad back?
~Strum it a bit faster!
~Should I try fingering it differently?
~Do you want me to try my new lick there?
etcetera
~Do you really think I'm going to hump that with my bad back?
~Strum it a bit faster!
~Should I try fingering it differently?
~Do you want me to try my new lick there?
etcetera
Weird Harold
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Seen on a T-Shirt at the mall...
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