The Truth About Munky

You make it sound like a manufacturing process.

I first need some romance. Ya know, like a trail of rose petals to the bedroom and a pre-nup?

Seriously, Munky? Do I really have to seduce your mind first to get your body to follow? You make me feel like I'm the one who is the animal here! Ugh!

*hangs head in shame*

Okay, I'll step it up a bit on the romance factor. First, I need to read some books on the matter. I tried to go too far too fast. I should have known. I'm so sorry.

I'll be back to sign the pre-nup just as soon as I know how to be seductive!
 
I don't live in the jungle. I'm the (star) cowboy for the Cowboy Munky Rodeo. I saddle up Border Collies and herd sheep.

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It's a living.

I had two Border collies. One would have possibly let you put a saddle on her....the other one, unfortunately, would have treated you like a chew toy and pulled out all your stuffing. ;) :D
 
You being you is seductive. :kiss:

*hugs and kisses you all over*

Thank you, Munky. :heart:

I was so scared we were getting ready to have our first fight. You know the one: she wants sex all of the time; he's feeling like all she wants him for is his body. :rolleyes:

I'm glad we got through it. :rose:
 
I had two Border collies. One would have possibly let you put a saddle on her....the other one, unfortunately, would have treated you like a chew toy and pulled out all your stuffing. ;) :D
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I grew up with German Shepherds but we also had a Border Collie. What a beautiful and smart doggie she was.
 
Was that for me or the dogs?

Oh, it was for both! I love Munkies (well, at least I know I love one Munky) and I am crazy about dogs.

Here's another one, just because... :heart:

*hugs* Munky. I hope you have a wonderful day.
 
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