The Uncanny X-Men

[LAVA GODDESSS]

sexy...um...that is your nickname now...but..I'll explain.

(We are all fighting the symbiot. and Fat Bastard. Though I think we have taken him down momentarily until Phoenix posts again. Phoenix's character took Storm's mind, she is still fighting, but on auto-pilot. She is just a shell. He took her mind to a different planet. Where she is being held captive. Nightray has merged with the symbiot, they have some sort of connection, and the thing is drawn to nightray. So, there you have it. Mr. Sexy. I believe I shall have Storm collapse or soemthing, but you all need to just add in your own plot twists, but don't forget to work together! Otherwise, I get confused. )

 

[WEAPON X]

Stalker

Well, fights over then eh?........I was hoping for a little more action. oh well back into the black bird(sigh) maybe beast wants ta wrastle....

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

fight is not over...

(fight has just begun, symbiot has joined with nightray, and we still have fat bastard and phoenix has me hostage...sheesh)

 

[WEAPON X]

Stalker

Oh......didn't see that coming........hmmmm, WELL FUCKING ALLRIGHT! (snikt) runs twords the symbonite, thinking bout it at the last second and realizing it's nightray I jump and launch myself of of it's shoulders and propell myself into fat bastards throat. Stuck in his various chins I start hacking away blood spraying all over. " how does it feel to be vounerable"!!! The man-beast falls with a giant thud,and I am overcome with rage, I set my sight on nightray........"come to daddy." Now completly without thought I charge, the symbonight extends its lymbs consuming me in a black mass. Blades inside the mass cutting into me, I finally get a little headway and cut myself out falling to the ground in a pool of blood. Common...(cough)....that all ya got?

 

[Dirk13]

Wolverine

OOC:...OK I GOT IT!

IC: I looked over at stalker who was kicked back, "listen to me you bastard, you try that again, i'll come over there and rip you to shreds, under that thing is my friend, and im not going to let you try to kill him, hes beaten him before, he can do it again..." just then storm falls from the air, landing down hard. I ran over to her "STORM!!" i lift up her head and shoulders, cradling her in my arms, i look at the others "try to help him get that thing off of him" i look down at her "come on storm...snap out of it"

 

[nightray]

As stoker folls the grownd he ses is that all you got I just snort and say no I wolk slowly to hem and pick hem up by the trowt hes feet dogiling sefril inches from the grownd I smile and trow hem twonty feet in to a tree as he slides bown the trownk he levs a trale of blood. I tern to spidy with out wolveren blocking rage I start tword hem wolk slowly savering the moment.

As I wolk tuwrd he I'm suprised that he isint runing I smill evily and say I'm going to rep you to sreds as two bades form in my hams the one that brot is laying somwer by spidy.

OOC I thot that spidy mite need a wepin sens hes webing only slows my down not achily stoping me.

 

[poohlive]

Ooc: Thats really great NightRay, but I don't think Spiderman has been trained in the martial arts of swordfighting... has he?



Spiderman picked up the sword (anyway) holding it in his good arm. He would have to try and play a little cat and mouse until someone could help him. Right now, all he was good for was bait to the team. It seemed to be disappearing fast.
The new boy wonder had decided to take a nap beyond that tree, and Wolverine was crying over Storm's body. Spiderman wanted to go see what was up with her, but he didn't dare leave Nightray's sight.
The man tore at him, Spiderman blocked the easy ones, but the more complicated moves he used his webbing to trip his feet, or block his attacks. Neither was doing any good.
There was a ripping sound as Nightray's sword slipped through his bad arm. He knelt down in pain, looking at it. Bruised, broken and now sliced. He couldn't even move it anymore.
Spiderman rolled over twice, barely missing Nightray's deadly arc of the sword. He jumped up to a tree, throwing the sword with great accuracy. Nightray caught it... or more correctly his suit caught it. His hand eventually grabbed it, and he laughed heartily.
The bait was in for it now.

 

[Phoenix]

The Compaq

OCC: OK sorry I was gone so long. ( I had server problems and I had a death in the family) and more bad news if I "disappear" again it because I have to leave town to go to the funeral.  So as you can see it has been a merry Christmas.

OCC: Thanks Lava.  The Fat Bastard thing was something I came up with and Cell is something I said I was going to improve on.  Anyways thanks for the praise now lemme stop before I blush

Fat Bastard IC:


With Nightray and Spiderman going at it. The Fat sombitch wounds were silently healing and he plotted revenge. THe monstrosity lies on the ground thinking whenever Cell order me to I will personally slaughter these Yankee Bastards.


Cell:

I was enjoying having the enchanting Ororo Monroe's mind at my mercy. I attempt to touch her but she moves her face away from me, so I telepathically trigger her brain to raise her anxiety level sort of like when she is locked in a small room. Then with her in her weakened state I brush her white hair away from her gorgeous brown skin and say "My dear I have a extremely rare offer. The world is approach a human mutant civil war. Right now all of mankind are drawing their own personal battle lines and you X-Men have been campaigning for dead that is never going to come to fruition. As of right now Xavier has been missing for months and I can feel the rift between you, Cyclops and Jean. Face it Ororo there is no dream and there is no team. The X-Men are not what they used to stand for. They are less than a shell of what they used to be. Under any other circumstances I would have easily drope a bomb on your home or had the millitatry arrest the team but I did not. Why you ask? Because of you Ororo. You are the diamond in the rough mon chere. In a team full of weakness you strike me as the on who can has not even began to reach her attention." I strokes Storm's checks softly and almost whisper " Join with me and I will make you reach your poentetial."

However before Storm can answer a voice in her head (Nightray earlier) begs her to quit so I project my astrial voice past my usual tone to an earth shatteringly loud " GET THE HELL OUT OF HEAD DAMMIT."

 

[Dirk13]

Wolverine

I looked over at nightray, who was not losing it, before he seemed to have it under control, but now it was the symbiot who was controling him...i could feal that he wasn't there, he was trying to help storm, i had to move her to where she would be safe. I ran over to the blackbird and placed her inside, i looked to beast who was ready, "make sure nothing, I MEAN NOTHING, happens to her, if she wakes up or anything, use your comunicator and tell me" he nods and i run out of the ship, i jump up and my claws dig into the building next to the blackbird, i quickly scale it. I jump to the next one and look down at the fight still going on. I smiled, and my claws exteneded, i jumped off the building, and drop kicked nightray. He got up quickly, but i was on him instantily, i just hacked at the symbiot, i kicked away the sword and started to beat his body into the pulp that i could, but it didn't seem to stop him, he kept on coming back...i didn't know what to do, so i kept on hacking at him.

 

[nightray]

Cell som how block me from storms mind so I fell bak my body to find that the symbeot has takin over and woveren is trying to bet the shit out of me. I step back from one of hes swings and say I'm back. He woches me werily in case I'm blofing. I just stand ther stering in to he eyes. After a few secind I see hem relax I look over hes sholder and see spidy stering at of holding hes arm. I say did I do that I'm sory. I wolk over to hem I slit my rest and tel hem to drink he duso relktently I woch hes arm as it heals cumpletly he flexes it not quite boleving wot I did. I tern to wolveren and say cell has storm.

As I say this the fatass gits up and charges me I jump out of the way esily.

 

[WEAPON X]

Stalker

Waking up in a pool of my own blood I see whats going on. Im confused....Nightray is back to normal,I can't find the symbonite, and storm is laying on the ground motionless.....doesn't look good.

 

[nightray]

ok clos but the sybeut is still on me I just caged it's mind in my mind so I cuntrol it's body in sted of the other woy rownd.

 

[WEAPON X]

Stalker

Damn, I had a cool way if getting rid of the symbonite....

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

STORM

(you all are so caring! lol....haveing personal probs...sooo sorry...)
STORM:

I looked at the man with disgust...HIs handsome features shadowed his true demeanor. He touched my face, this time, I was too occupied with the room, closing in on me. I heard his words, they just didn't really sink in, I understood perfectly...."PLEASE...make...it stop...anything." I closed my eyes, and tried to control my breathing like Prof. Xavier taught me once, he just entered my thoughts even more. I felt him slide his hand onto my shoulder. "please..." I wanted the damn room to go away, I was so scared, WHO on earth is this, and what does he know of my phobia?

 

[Dirk13]

Wolverine

I stopped as he got up and jumped back, finally he was back, once he told me about storm, i knew what to do, but it was too late, the fat ass got back up...i looked at nightray "night, im going after cell, you guys stay here and take care of them." i clicked my com "beast, tell me if storm wakes up." 'ok' said a staticy voice, nightray turned to me real quick "wolverine!" i looked back "wait, i let me try to find him" (sorry...i can't really do your writing that well) i nodded and went near by, i looked behind him as the others faught the fat ass.

 

[nightray]

When wolveren ses hes going to finde cell I say I alrdy now wher he is. The sybeut now and I now whot it nows but ferst I need to git thes thing off me befor he takes over agen I go in to the black berd and find and cuntaner that should hold it for now any way I tern to baest and say don't let any budy tuch thes cuntaner untell I git back I go to the door and see spidy and stoker fiting the fatass. I tern to wolveren and say hes offes is in new york I can telaport us to now york but not derekly to hes offis becus I havint benther my self. I can git us clous thowe he nods that he understand so I put my hand on he's sholder and teloprt us ther I once ther I foll to my nees from the strane of telaporing som one whith me.

OOC is cell in now york or som wher els if som wher els tel me and I will chang the name.

 

[poohlive]

Spiderman fights off the fat ass. He seemed to attack, but without the symbiote he was pretty pathetic.
Spiderman webbed his legs together, trying him up like a baby calf at a rodeo. He yelled a sarcastic yee haw as the tub of lard fell on the ground.
(I thought we were fighting in the backyard of the Mansion... when did we get into the city?)
Spiderman didn't see anything else to do, so he sort of just walked around for a while. Then he webbed around for a while, and finally he crawled around on the walls for a while.
Nightray and Wolverine were off on a mission, Stalker was paying close attention to Fat Ass, and Beast was being the Lost and Found, collecting everything that everyone else lost on the playground. It seemed like there was nothing else to do...
That was good though, wasn't it?
Spiderma shrugged his shoulders, he didn't know.

 

[Dirk13]

Wolverine

OOC: i think thats right nightray.

IC: I blinked finally getting focus back. I looked over at nightray, i shook my head, it almost felt like a hangover...nightray nelt down, he looked weaker, i nelt down by him "you ok bub?" he shook his head and stood up, it must have been hard to teleport both of us. I looked around, we were in an ally way...the only question now is...which way...

OOC: on another note...Sexmaniac started a thread, which WILL keep going, i ain't gonna let this sob die that easily like my ones that i first started, its called babewatch, like baywatch, only with sex in it...SO JUMP ON IN! and yes, THAT MEANS YOU!

 

[nightray]

After giting most of strangth back I stand up and look around I wolk over to an abanded looking belding and put my hand on a on a blank wall a smoll panil glows at my tuch and door swings out.

I tern to wolverin how is looking on with abveos supris on hes face I smille thes is wher I lived wen I werkt out of new yourk and I left most of my wepins hear when I whent whith dr. Xezaver. I wolk therw th door and therw a hall way in to a room that has wepins of every tipe haing from the wolls. I say take wot you whont cell is very powrfull and he will not be esey to beet.

 

[Dirk13]

Wolverine

Having left my swords behind this would be a good chance to arm up, "thanks nightray" I walked over to some swords, and saw a pair that was perfect, more medi-evil like, just the kind i love to swung around, i picked them up and unsheathed them swinging them around some, i smiled evily, perfect. I put on the sheaths on my back and resheathed them. I walked over to several kinds of guns, good, some more fun, i picked up two magnums 4.5, and 2 uzis. The Weapon X program had one up...i knew how to use almost any weapon. Next i grabed to long knifes, Daggers really, and put one on each leg. Hmmm...what next....maybe one or two more things, i look over seeing staffs, one had blades on either end, i grabed it and swung it around, good. Now for a big gun, i look over seeing a small tank gun, the staff could be broken in half, so i placed the pieces on my back, and held the tank gun in my arms, "well...i think im about ready..." i looked around anything else i was missing?

 

[nightray]

I went a cas wer I cept my good swords I opin the case and strapon the sword they are made of anteanteum (you now the stuff that wolverens bones are made of) and sarper then and razer then I go to the wall with dager and pick up 8 of them straping them on verys part of my body then I put sum throwing stars on my belt I go to the guns I find my uther sniper rifil put it on my back I then pick up a sod off shot gun and put in on my belt. I go to the cote rack and put on a trench cout that hids every thing except the pumils of the swords under it. I tern to wolveren and tos hem one to. Then I led the way to the groge and tell hem to pick on of the moter cycils he points to on I give the keys and progam hes hand print in to the cumputer so it will start for he I show hem all the goodys on it and say it is your now take cer of it.

OOC dirk you can make up whot ever goodys you wont.

 

[Phoenix]

OCC

Ok the real reason I have not posted much lately is that 1) I had server problems all week and 2) there was a death in my family. While the server is fixed I am leaving town and my computer for a couple of days to mourn and go to the funeral. Rest assure I will be back next Tuesday (hopefully)


As for Cell say y'all broke in. Raised hell at the Hellfire Club but he wasn't there. Don't worry I will give a hand with the next post I will do. (Tommorrow night about 11)

 

[Dirk13]

Wolverine

OOC: well we will have to save some of tha good stuff then.

IC: i look over at the motercycles hmmm...which one...aha, I walked over to a kawasaki, i put the tank gun on the back of it so it looked almost like another pipe coming out the end, but at the top...oh well, i strapped it on and fixed my trench coat so it wouldn't fly open, i had grabbed some more shells and clips for my guns and holstered them around my shoulder to my waist. I looked over at nightray "I think i found what i want..." i had an evil grin on my face.

 

[Phoenix]

Cell in "Mindbending"

After getting rid of the distraction known as Nightray I turn back around and admired my captive the X-Man known as Storm.  I knew this would be the final part in my mind probing and if done correctly this gorgeous creature will be mine.  I know that I have weaken Storm's psychic defenses to control her mind if I saw fit, but that is not my intent.  What the X-Men do not know is I killed Xavier and absorbed his mental powers.  So in addition to my amazing array of abilities, I had added the world's most powerful PSI to my massive abilities just so I could enact my plan.  

After getting rid of Storms mental defenses I mindlinked us so that no matter what happens I know exactly what she is thinking at all times. This way we are linked until I or a telepath of equal ability breaks the link.

Once the mindlink is implemented I stepped close to Storm and plant a long senuos kiss on her lips and mentally destroy her mental restrainst. With Storm free I knew that she was about return to her body so I left a message as she awakened the only thought in her head was me saying "I will be back Ororo. I will be back for you my Queen."

 

[poohlive]

ooc: might as well, when am I going to get this opportunity again?


Spiderman held Storm in his arms. She had to come back, she just had to. Whatever it was was fighting deep inside. He had tried to stop it, tried to help her, but he had failed to do both.
Her limp body stretched out, Spiderman needed to help her. She was in there all alone, facing something more evil that any of them had ever known.
(you have better be that evil)
Spiderman slowly took off his mask, revealing his face to her. She loved it when he showed her his face, he couldn't help but let a tear roll down his cheek.
"For you..." he kissed her on the lips.
Suddenly, her eyes came open. Spiderman looked at her, speechless, she was awake, she was out of it. He brushed her hair back, looking into her eyes.
"Welcome back," he whispered.

( I just couldn't resist the whole Charming Prince kiss thing, lol)