The Vetteman Conservative

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The Vetteman made a post here...

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=59063455&postcount=24

...referencing conservatives on the GB.

Yet I understand that he's not referring to conservatives who see themselves as conservative but, rather, those whom he deems are conservatives in his eyes. Out of curiosity, I asked him to name those conservatives he vaguely alluded to, but my request was foiled with his response to it:

It would only become embedded in your stupid, there it would be mixed up, folded in, and thoroughly blended into that big brown ball of misconstruction that is your intellectual reality. Sorry Charlie.

Now, that very well may be the case (because I still can't figure out what he posted there), but my curiosity is still piqued...

...but The Vetteman makes it seem like he and his conservative allies are part of some shadowy, secret cabal. So I began to imagine whom he might mean, but all I could really come up with is:

Miles
busybody
Ishmael
AJ

I believe The Vetteman probably likes to imagine the poster known as Colonel Hogan a part of his posse, but even I wouldn't possibly embarrass the lowly corporal by including him myself in the above list.

The only two names above that seem technically possible to me, though, are busybody and Ishmael. But bb is way too friggin' nuts for the word conservative to ever near his name, and Ishmael? I don't know...

...he seems so old that he's gotta be more of a Whig than a conservative. I mean, Honest Abe reportedly called the dude Pops.

And Miles?

I rest my case.

Last and least, then, there is AJ - probably one of the most renown of all The Vetteman dingleberry ticklers. But that poor insatiable bozo can, at the very most, be tagged neo-conservative. Yet, I have no doubt that, upon reading that, he'd instantly scramble to his standard back-waddle position and naturally begin proclaiming his usual, I am a libertarian who voted for Obama to teach liberals a lesson drivel...

...I know, I know. But, The Vetteman buys it, and who are any of us to question him.

And I also understand some on this Board put me in the RWCJ camp, but The Vetteman himself assigns me to his left wing/voted for Obama list. So, despite never having voted for the Socialist-in-Chief, what The Vetteman thinks is what keeps me off of his conservative list and you can protest all you want, but The Vetteman ain't going to put me on his conservative list any sooner than he and you seek the mental health help you both so obviously need.

One more possibility may be this query bozo; he seems like a poster who enjoys licking, then sticking his knuckle up his butthole to gauge how the political winds blow - you know, a The Vetteman kind of guy...

...so, okay: I'll put him on The Vettman list.

But, the questions remain...

...who do you tag as:

1) A Vetteman Conservative, and/or

2) an actual conservative
 
There are probably no actual anything. People like the sound and shape of an -ism, right up until adhering to it gets uncomfortable. Libertarians against liberty for others, socialists unwilling to give up any of their own private comfort for the greater good, conservatives uncomfortable with freedom of speech or freedom of religion when people want to say or believe things that makes them feel icky, conservatives who think conservatism is regressionism. And so on.

I don't think anyone is really immune to that. Vetteman's variety of it just happened to rub you the wrong way. Take a long look in the mirror and you might spot your own ideological impurities.
 
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The Vetteman made a post here...

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=59063455&postcount=24

...referencing conservatives on the GB.

Yet I understand that he's not referring to conservatives who see themselves as conservative but, rather, those whom he deems are conservatives in his eyes. Out of curiosity, I asked him to name those conservatives he vaguely alluded to, but my request was foiled with his response to it:



Now, that very well may be the case (because I still can't figure out what he posted there), but my curiosity is still piqued...

...but The Vetteman makes it seem like he and his conservative allies are part of some shadowy, secret cabal. So I began to imagine whom he might mean, but all I could really come up with is:

Miles
busybody
Ishmael
AJ

I believe The Vetteman probably likes to imagine the poster known as Colonel Hogan a part of his posse, but even I wouldn't possibly embarrass the lowly corporal by including him myself in the above list.

The only two names above that seem technically possible to me, though, are busybody and Ishmael. But bb is way too friggin' nuts for the word conservative to ever near his name, and Ishmael? I don't know...

...he seems so old that he's gotta be more of a Whig than a conservative. I mean, Honest Abe reportedly called the dude Pops.

And Miles?

I rest my case.

Last and least, then, there is AJ - probably one of the most renown of all The Vetteman dingleberry ticklers. But that poor insatiable bozo can, at the very most, be tagged neo-conservative. Yet, I have no doubt that, upon reading that, he'd instantly scramble to his standard back-waddle position and naturally begin proclaiming his usual, I am a libertarian who voted for Obama to teach liberals a lesson drivel...

...I know, I know. But, The Vetteman buys it, and who are any of us to question him.

And I also understand some on this Board put me in the RWCJ camp, but The Vetteman himself assigns me to his left wing/voted for Obama list. So, despite never having voted for the Socialist-in-Chief, what The Vetteman thinks is what keeps me off of his conservative list and you can protest all you want, but The Vetteman ain't going to put me on his conservative list any sooner than he and you seek the mental health help you both so obviously need.

One more possibility may be this query bozo; he seems like a poster who enjoys licking, then sticking his knuckle up his butthole to gauge how the political winds blow - you know, a The Vetteman kind of guy...

...so, okay: I'll put him on The Vettman list.

But, the questions remain...

...who do you tag as:

1) A Vetteman Conservative, and/or

2) an actual conservative

I'm your huckleberry.
 
I started to write a response to this thread, then I looked outside and saw that the fog was moving in.

The fog looked more interesting.
 
He's a genius.

Eyer recently climbed down outta the trees but hasn't yet discovered the benefits of underpants. Eyer is like an animal with no thumbs.

he WAS a genius.....shame he left LT to be replaced by a mere BUNNY SLIPPERS
 
I do not consider myself a conservative.

A lot of people consider themselves conservatives.

eyer is not the sharpest tool in the shed but like most of the "conservatives" he has a thin skin...
 
I do not consider myself a conservative.

A lot of people consider themselves conservatives.

eyer is not the sharpest tool in the shed but like most of the "conservatives" he has a thin skin...

Not a Democrat
Not a Republican
and now
Not a conservative


The Chief has spent his entire career not telling us what he is, but rather what he's not.
 
JBJ: I read you as wanting to be included on The Vetteman conservative list...

...I understand, highly agree, and thus air your nomination. Now we wait for The Vetteman's approval - or not.

amicus: I've read that Frizzle Fried has already assigned you to his infamous "Theocon" list (I know, I know...

...but give the wannabe a break; anyone with as many of his brain cells which have literally gone up in smoke daily most be compassionately viewed in light of the mentally dishonorable discharge he received from his wannabe army).

Besides, I'm not sure your response was an application to join The Vetteman list...

...was it?

And Liar:

Try sucking your thumb a little bit more and then sticking it in an live electrical socket...

...you definitely need the illumination.
 
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