The Vomit Gun

[leZilla]

What will they think of next?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,292271,00.html

 

[Bluesboy2]

Have you heard of the Vomlette?


Editted to ad: If I owned one of those I would carry it with me everywhere.

 

[leZilla]

Have you heard of the Vomlette?


Editted to ad: If I owned one of those I would carry it with me everywhere.

What's a Vomlette? Is an omlette made from vomit?

If you had a vomit gun and carried it everywhere, what of the stench? Vomit doesn't smell pretty.

 

[Bluesboy2]

What's a Vomlette? Is an omlette made from vomit?

If you had a vomit gun and carried it everywhere, what of the stench? Vomit doesn't smell pretty.

Correct. There is a somewhat famous vid clip of a street vendor selling them somewhere.

I thought the gun just made people vomit. Not shot vomit.

 

[leZilla]

Correct. There is a somewhat famous vid clip of a street vendor selling them somewhere.

I thought the gun just made people vomit. Not shot vomit.

So you would shoot them and run quickly away? What if it ws projectile vomit?

 

[Bluesboy2]

So you would shoot them and run quickly away? What if it aprojectile vomit?

No, I would shoot them and stand there and laugh.

What if they projectile vomit? (is that what you asked?)


I would allow them to keep all the big pieces.

 

[leZilla]

No, I would shoot them and stand there and laugh.

What if they projectile vomit? (is that what you asked?)


I would allow them to keep all the big pieces.

Yes, projectile. I FMP before I could keep you from quoting me, you bastich!

 

[Bluesboy2]

Yes, projectile. I FMP before I could keep you from quoting me, you bastich!

I fixed it for you. But don't be all snooty again else I will give you a blast from the Vomit Gun!

 

[leZilla]

I fixed it for you. But don't be all snooty again else I will give you a blast from the Vomit Gun!

I can projectile vomit all over ya. I don't need no stinkin' gun!

 

[Bluesboy2]

I can projectile vomit all over ya. I don't need no stinkin' gun!

I SO don't believe you.

 

[leZilla]

I SO don't believe you.

Oh my god. You have no idea.

 

[Plucky19]

How about...

A chicken cannon!!!!

http://www.fave.ca/p/p010/p010s02ChickenCannon.jpg

 

[Bluesboy2]

Oh my god. You have no idea.

But can you do it on demand?

 

[dolf]

how will it effect epilepsy?

 

[coinín]

Would this be considered more or less humane than pepper spray for crowd control?
The RCMP is going to want to know.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Would this be considered more or less humane than pepper spray for crowd control?
The RCMP is going to want to know.

What could be more humane that making large groups of people simultaniously vomit? It would be like a bonding experience.

 

[leZilla]

But can you do it on demand?

If I had a lot of liquid in my stomach, yes.

TMI

 

[Bluesboy2]

If I had a lot of liquid in my stomach, yes.

TMI

There is no such thing as TMI at Lit.

 

[leZilla]

There is no such thing as TMI at Lit.

This is true. Flog me for forgetting.

 

[Bluesboy2]

This is true. Flog me for forgetting.

I will but only because I would enjoy it.

 

[doll_parts85]

I need one! No more blisters on my fingers XD

 

[HungryJoe]

What will they think of next?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,292271,00.html

I want one of these. I'm going to take it to McDonalds and Burger King and Wendy's and help save the lives of the poor idiots eating super-sized Bacon Double Lardwad Cheeseburgers with fries and a shake.

 

[leZilla]

I need one! No more blisters on my fingers XD

I don't understand how you get blisters on your fingers. I (and every other bulimic I've ever known) only ever got big ugly scabby scars on my knuckles. Can you explain this to me, because it makes no sense.

 

[doll_parts85]

I don't understand how you get blisters on your fingers. I (and every other bulimic I've ever known) only ever got big ugly scabby scars on my knuckles. Can you explain this to me, because it makes no sense.

I don't know...I don't have to put my hand in to the knuckles...I just press on the side of my throat really hard and then my teeth hit the bottem of my middle finger and I get blisters.

 

[leZilla]

I want one of these. I'm going to take it to McDonalds and Burger King and Wendy's and help save the lives of the poor idiots eating super-sized Bacon Double Lardwad Cheeseburgers with fries and a shake.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/Zillapics/Food/horrific.jpg

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