The Worst Date

[unusuallyconfused]

Everyone has had one of those. DO tell! My worst would have to be the night "JR got shot". First of all my date takes me to meet his parents, on the first date! He then takes me to a movie, don't remember which one, and proceeds to make jokes about how short I am. I had to deal with the song "short people have no reason to live" and whether I liked short ribs and short cake. Would I like to take the short route home. He shortly got a good bye, no kiss, and a very short date!

 

[p_p_man]

See him again?

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[unusuallyconfused]

Re: See him again?

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No, I never went out with him again. I tend to be attracted to "bad boys" myself.

 

[Guest]

Worst 'date'

Well.... I had been talking to this guy online for five months and finally got up the courage to meet him. He lived three hours away and I met him at a public place because he could've been a serial killer or something. Well I thought we hit it off and we went cruizin around (LOL) Well he pulls off the side of the road and basically goes into the story about how he was just interested in sex and if I didn't want to 'do him' then I could walk home.

THANK GOD FOR CELL PHONES

next time... I take my car

 

[unusuallyconfused]

Worst 'date'

Well.... I had been talking to this guy online for five months and finally got up the courage to meet him. He lived three hours away and I met him at a public place because he could've been a serial killer or something. Well I thought we hit it off and we went cruizin around (LOL) Well he pulls off the side of the road and basically goes into the story about how he was just interested in sex and if I didn't want to 'do him' then I could walk home.

THANK GOD FOR CELL PHONES

next time... I take my car

What a jerk!!!!!Do you still have his email address so all the lit members can give him hell.

Barbara

 

[Guest]

used to...
but a friend of mine said he changed it or isn't online anymore...

oh well.
what goes around comes around

 

[willywanker]

I guess this qualifies as a nice guy finishes last story but...


I had been divorced for about 5 months and renting the second floor of an uncles home when the next door neighbors daughter moved back home because of a divorce. She was very pretty, just a year younger than I and we became drinking buddies, going out and crying on each others shoulders.

One of her old boy friends started coming around and they started to go out again but we still got together because she said he just didn't understand all the emotional baggage of going thru a divorce. I played it cool, hoping he would screw up and he finally did. They had a big fight and I asked her over to my new place since I had moved out and didn't live next door anymore.

The night arrived, I went and picked her up. Returning to my place, I put on some nice music, finished up fixing the steak dinner I had prepared. We drank a bottle of wine with dinner, another as we watched a movie on cable, went out and picked up a third before we came back and started to make out. Hands and mouths moving freely and just before the main event, I made my mistake. I asked "Is this what you want?" Nice guy right?

For the next hour we talked about our friendship and how us making love could cause problems with it. In the end I took her home and we did remain friends, still are today and she is married to the other guy. But the next day I woke up with a terrible wine hangover and a really big 'What If?'
Still wonder today.

 

[unusuallyconfused]

Well that really sucks Willywanker. Nice guys do not finish last in my book. She just didn't appreciate you like we do here. It is her loss.

 

[indyweasel]

WW - Been there.. done that. Got it tattoed on my ass. But keep your head up, sometime you will get someone who deserves you.

Until then, drin beer, have fun, and chase all these young nimble things around.

 

[willywanker]

Well that really sucks Willywanker. Nice guys do not finish last in my book. She just didn't appreciate you like we do here. It is her loss.

Awwwww, arn't you sweet!!!!!!!!!! For that you get birthday kisses for 30 minutes on the part of your body of your choosing, with lots and lots of tounge work.

 

[unusuallyconfused]

Well that really sucks Willywanker. Nice guys do not finish last in my book. She just didn't appreciate you like we do here. It is her loss.

Awwwww, arn't you sweet!!!!!!!!!! For that you get birthday kisses for 30 minutes on the part of your body of your choosing, with lots and lots of tounge work.

Ok, but I am pretty wild, I'm not sure you can handle me now. 30 minutes with a tongue, damn, I like the idea of that!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mischka]

Absolutely no chance I can top jaded (omg, what an amazing jerk), but here's my lil 'ol contribution: In was in high school, and my date took me to a restaurant in downtown Dallas. I had a midnight curfew and lived about twenty minutes south of downtown, so we left downtown at 11:15 to make sure I got home in time. I've never been known for my direction sense, but I noticed that the roads didn't quite look familiar on the drive back. My date insisted we were heading in the right direction, but after an hour and no signs of our suburb, I started to question his direction sense as well.

At this point, we passed Sherman - a town over an hour north of Dallas, and somehow got stuck on some highway that had no exit for another 15 miles. Finally I got him to pull over at a gas station, and called my parents to let them know I wasn't dead. For all I knew, at this point I was in Oklahoma, but I assured my parents I would be home as soon as possible. Using the moon as a guiding point (no joke), I managed to get us back home by 4 in the morning. We didn't go out again.

 

[willywanker]

Well that really sucks Willywanker. Nice guys do not finish last in my book. She just didn't appreciate you like we do here. It is her loss.

Awwwww, arn't you sweet!!!!!!!!!! For that you get birthday kisses for 30 minutes on the part of your body of your choosing, with lots and lots of tounge work.

Ok, but I am pretty wild, I'm not sure you can handle me now. 30 minutes with a tongue, damn, I like the idea of that!!!!!!!!!

Hey, I'm going to be 43, I'm getting older, not dead!!!!!!
Oh, and just so you know, 30 minutes of tounge work is no hype, its a weekly thing around my house. *WEG*

 

[unusuallyconfused]

WEG, I am not that much younger than you so.......I don't expect that you would be even close to being dead at your age. Men have a certain sophistication and knowledge of technique that I beleive is "so rewarding" to the beneficiary! I am just a demanding girl!!!

 

[Siren]

Wow I got alot of bad dates....just reviewing in my head

 

[Roll-One]

The worst date I have ever had. A friend of mine ask me to go out on a double date with his girlfriend and a friend of hers, I thought what the hell, I love meeting new ppl, but I wasn't prepared for this, this woman hadn't had a bath in I know a year or maybe even longer. It was awful, when she got in the car, I almost puked right there in my own car.

When we finally pulled up to the restaurant, I was so sick, that I didn't order any food. They sat us at a round table, she kept moving her chair closer to mine, and I kept sliding mine closer to my friends girlfriend, it wasn't long before we was all sitting on the same side of the table.lol

I finally excused myself to go to the restroom. Never made it to the restroom, I went right straight out to my car and left.

The smell was still in my car, I had to have it detailed the next day to get the smell out. It was awful.

 

[unusuallyconfused]

I finally excused myself to go to the restroom. Never made it to the restroom, I went right straight out to my car and left.

The smell was still in my car, I had to have it detailed the next day to get the smell out. It was awful.

Reminds me of a Seinfeld episode. Yuck! You should be more like my husband. No kidding, he has looked at someone and said "you stink", Dosn't sound like a good date for sure.

 

[Mustang Sally]

Reminds me of a Seinfeld episode.

 

[Roll-One]

LMAO

I remember that episode, It was an awful date.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[R Nitelight]

December 7, 1941

A date that will live in infamy....

 

[unusuallyconfused]

Re: December 7, 1941

A date that will live in infamy....

Hmmmmmmmmmmm, were you at Pearl Harbor on a date? I really have no clue how old you are. *giggle