Things NOT to do in the shower...

[Fagin]

play the electric guitar

 

[~Dacendaran~]

do a spot of ironing

 

[Hooper_X]

read the wall street journal

 

[~Dacendaran~]

have a smoke

 

[Fagin]

fry up bacon

 

[Hooper_X]

get ass raped by a dozen convicts

 

[babydoll2u]

nibble on cheese doodles...

 

[Fagin]

wrap the Christmas presents

 

[Hooper_X]

attempt to break the world land speed record

 

[babydoll2u]

roast garlic....

 

[Hooper_X]

eat spinach

 

[babydoll2u]

toast marshmallows

 

[Hooper_X]

do your taxes

 

[Private_Label]

put on panty hose

I hate panty hose, inside or outside of the shower. Give me Nylons and garters!

 

[Calvin]

Mix cement...

 

[JagFarlane]

Make tacos

 

[ElvenAngel]

Make tacos

eat tacos

 

[Sanitysux]

balance your checkbook.

 

[babydoll2u]

use self-rising flour

 

[lisasmurf]

use a eletric vib!

 

[MrFantasyMan]

use a eletric vib!

Take a shower with Lisasmurf whiles she uses the electric vibe!!...

 

[pleasteasme]

use baby oil.....

slippery stuff!

 

[~Dacendaran~]

drink scotch

 

[Agent 86]

catch eight hours sleep

 

[WantonWitch]

Eat toffee popcorn, it gets all soggy