Things Not To Say During Sex

[Nina327]

Things Not To Say During Sex - Resurrected​

"Why are you poking my belly button? My pussy is down there!"

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[siobhancan99]

"You remind me of your dad."

 

[Nina327]

"Well, that didn't suck."

 

[LoganDarkHolme]

Your sister is tighter

 

[Nina327]

My book-boyfriend is bigger.

 

[Stephie02]

Your ex was right

 

[Crystal_Dust]

You aren’t paying me enough

 

[Nina327]

LUBE! You're giving me rug-burn! FUCK.

 

[LoganDarkHolme]

You aren’t paying me enough

Wait youre gettin paid?!?!?!? The fuck now i feel cheap

 

[Friendlyhillbilly]

Oh " insert her mother's name"

 

[Nina327]

Where did it go?

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Well that was fast…

 

[Live4themoments]

"Hmmm....Uh-Oh"

 

[Blade409]

"Well, that didn't suck."

Technically, wouldn’t you say that AFTER sex???

 

[Blade409]

Was that the bed cracking on your hips?

 

[Nina327]

Technically, wouldn’t you say that AFTER sex???

Could. Probably shouldnt say it during.

 

[Blade409]

When did you get a Chucky doll?

 

[Blade409]

So, what’s up with your uncle, why was he being so weird today???

 

[monique_minx]

Oh yes Lord Domly Domness of Domdon!

 

[Blade409]

Why do you have a strap-on harness with a Red Bull can in it?

 

[Nina327]

Bad dragon aint got shit on a red bull

 

[Crystal_Dust]

“Please don’t shit on my Red Bull”

 

[VerbalAbuse]

Your sister is tighter

because actually it's true!

 

[Nina327]

"dont put it there then"

 

[BellaBestia]

Are you in?
Oh, you are. You are?