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Annisthyrienne said:
Yep, pirates to shoot at, the castaway girl disguised as a cabin boy for the sex. They missed an opportunity to make that a really good movie. And oh, one more thing, let the tiger eat that obnoxious little kid. :devil:
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Hated that kid!

And apparently so did everyone else, glad I'm in good company.
 
Castaway girl was cute but after you off the it the kid the ratio is still 3 to 2, someone's either gonna have bluebells or be cool with sharing.
 
SkyguyRP said:
Castaway girl was cute but after you off the it the kid the ratio is still 3 to 2, someone's either gonna have bluebells or be cool with sharing.
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Well, it wasn't really that bad. Dad and mom would naturally hook up, so that leave the two older boys and the girl, that's two to one, but they could pull a train on her. ;)
 
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Actually, this made me laugh out loud! :D

"I am looking for a male to play a dominant 650 thousand year old lycan named Aries. The two post would begin with the characters back story slowly easing into the roles. I want to try to keep it detailed post at least 2-3 paragraphs."


I don't mean to poke fun. Clearly someone wants to play this as a genuine story.

So Litizens, your writing assignment is clear. Cover the 650,000 year back story, in detail, in at least 2-3 paragraphs. This shouldn't be too difficult. 650,000 years is only slightly longer than all of recorded human history, after all. :rolleyes:


Now I know I have a bit of a rep for posting long posts, but even I would have a little trouble with this one. :eek:
 
650,000 year huh?

"Well, for the first 600,000 years of my life it was pretty fucking boring."
 
Well hey, for the first half million years of this guy's life humans were just naked apes so he didn't have much to break up the monotony.
 
I finally checked my other email a few minutes ago.
Holy fuck.
Raccoon put me in a better mood.
 
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