Things that make you feeling good...

Yeah, I can see you blushing on your belly, right about your...

er...

nevermind.

:)
 
Re: Things that make me feel like crap...

1. Falling in love with someone who is married.

2. Laughing so hard your face hurts and then getting a cramp in your jaw.

3. A hot shower until three tons of shaving cream cans fall on you.

4. No lines at the supermarket but no cashiers either.

5. A special glance from a creepy guy at the urinal.

6. Getting mail from Lane Bryant.

7. Taking a drive on a pretty road in a car ready to crap out any minute.

8. Hearing your favourite song on the radio for half a second before it moves straight to Men Without Testicles.

9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside and contemplating death.

10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer with some spare change thrown in for funsies.

11. Finding the sweater you want is on sale for half price when you are absolutely broke.

12. Chocolate milkshake. (or vanilla!) (or strawberry) definitely
strawberry that won't go through a straw and hits the sore spot in your mouth.

13. A long distance phone call bill

14. A bubble bath in your pool.

15. Giggling at your taste in clothing.

16. A good conversation that tapers off into ers and umms.

17. The beach covered in oil.

18. Finding a 20 note in your coat from last winter that you owe someone.

19. Laughing at yourself to keep from killing everyone.

20. Midnight phone calls that last for hours with crank callers.

21. Running through sprinklers to get the papers that flew out of your briefcase.

22. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all and being stared at.

23. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful but they won't fuck you.

24. Laughing at an inside joke that only you get.

25. Friends on TV.

26. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you then realizing they were talking about someone else.

27. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to
sleep but you can't or you will be late.

28. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner) when they shove their tongue down your throat.

29. Making new friends because the old ones got sick of your shit or spending time with old ones because you can't make new ones.

30. Playing with a new puppy until he pees on you.

31. Having someone play with your hair and then finding lice.

32. Sweet dreams interuppted by frequent bathroom visits.

33. Hot chocolate that burns off your tongue.

34. Road trips with friends taken when drunk.

35. Swinging on swings too small for your ass.

36. Wrapping presents under the Christmas tree while eating cookies and drinking your favourite drink while mom cries and dad keeps shouting about how much debt he is going into over you "ungrateful fucks".

37. Song lyrics printed inside your new CD so you can sing along
without feeling stupid that you can't read.

38. Going to a really good concert and sitting so far away you can't even hear the band.

39. Making eye contact with a cute stranger who immediatly looks at you like you are a dog turd.

40. Winning a really competitive game and having everyone hate you for it.

41. Making chocolate chip cookies and burning them.

42. Having your friends send you home-made cookies that are burnt.

43. Spending time with close friends trying to not say how much their cookies suck.

44. Seeing smiles and hearing laughter from your friends at your taste in music.

45. Holding hands with someone you care about when they are too drunk to notice.

46. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change and that you still owe them money.

47. Riding the best roller coasters over and over until you throw up on your date.

48. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you and then watch the look of complete dissapointment.

49. Watching the sunrise while driving to work.

50. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day until you realize you are broke and everyone hates you.
 
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Luscious Lioness said:
18. Finding a 20 note in your coat from last winter.
This actually happened to me twice. Once with a $20 and once with a $5. It was a very nice surprise :)

Something that always make me smile is getting in the car with nowhere in particular to go and just driving down the highway with the windows rolled down and the radio turned up...singing.
 
You forgot one..

Riding down the road on my Harley.
Not riding with a @#$@#@@## helmet on.
No #$#@%$%^ cops on the road.
Not having to hear a word about "safety' from a do-gooder.
The smell of my Harley, gas and oil.
Working on my Harley.
Cleaning and polishing my Harley.
A cold beer on a hot day.
A good chocolate treat.

...etc..:D
 
Things that make me feel good.

1. Whippets
2. T bones with a little meat left on
3. German Sehperds
4. declawed cats
5. Dalmations
6. Hot tubs full of my sexy friends
 
Re: Things that make me feel good.

Puddles The Wonder Poodle said:
1. Whippets
2. T bones with a little meat left on
3. German Sehperds
4. declawed cats
5. Dalmations
6. Hot tubs full of my sexy friends
All that dog hair clogging the drain.
 
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