Things that shouldn't be heard...

[o_so_wet]

Do these gerbils come with insertion tubes?


TTSBH at the carwash...

today is wet whitey tighty day - half price wash !

TTSBH in the stall next to you at a public restrooom....

 

[justuandmekiddo]

today is wet whitey tighty day - half price wash !

TTSBH in the stall next to you at a public restrooom....

Are you ready dude?


TTSBH in a prison

 

[o_so_wet]

Are you ready dude?


TTSBH in a prison

Oops...I dropped the soap

TTSBH when you're going through screening at the airport:

 

[simpletimes]

Oops...I dropped the soap

TTSBH when you're going through screening at the airport:

Hand me the gloves and lube, I gotta check this one out.

TTSBH: In a restaurant.

 

[o_so_wet]

Hand me the gloves and lube, I gotta check this one out.

TTSBH: In a restaurant.

Just dust it off,,,they cleaned the floors last nite !

TTSBH: While waiting for your doctor.

 

[newbiebabe]

Just dust it off,,,they cleaned the floors last nite !

TTSBH: While waiting for your doctor.

oops!

TTSBH: when your waiter brings your food

 

[RobLovesMusic]

Just dust it off,,,they cleaned the floors last nite !

TTSBH: While waiting for your doctor.

You hear your doctor yell from behind the office wall "Damn, I SWORE I WOULD NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!"

You're in a traffic jam and your spouse says:

 

[WolfsButterfly]

You hear your doctor yell from behind the office wall "Damn, I SWORE I WOULD NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!"

You're in a traffic jam and your spouse says:

My water just broke.

TTSBH in the swimming pool.

 

[MrEd63]

My water just broke.

TTSBH in the swimming pool.

Have they got that dye stuff that shows if you've peed in the water ?

TTSBH in a nuclear power plant

 

[WolfsButterfly]

Have they got that dye stuff that shows if you've peed in the water ?

TTSBH in a nuclear power plant

Is that thing supposed to be lit up like that?

TTSBH in line at the bank.

 

[MrEd63]

Is that thing supposed to be lit up like that?

TTSBH in line at the bank.

This shotgun's way better than a cheque book

TTSBH in an airport

 

[WolfsButterfly]

This shotgun's way better than a cheque book

TTSBH in an airport

Beep Beep Beep, Sir, please step out of line...

TTSBH while waiting in line at an amusement park.

 

[MrEd63]

Beep Beep Beep, Sir, please step out of line...

TTSBH while waiting in line at an amusement park.

I've just found these nuts and bolts under the ride

TTSBH in a hospital

 

[Jimbo34]

Beep Beep Beep, Sir, please step out of line...

TTSBH while waiting in line at an amusement park.

We THINK we fixed the problem with the ride.. Who wants the next ride??

 

[WolfsButterfly]

I've just found these nuts and bolts under the ride

TTSBH in a hospital

They say it might be an epidemic

TTSBH in an elevator

 

[Jimbo34]

We THINK we fixed the problem with the ride.. Who wants the next ride??

TTSBH in an operating room

 

[o_so_wet]

TTSBH in an operating room

We'll find it later, lets just stitch her up

TTSBH in an elevator

 

[Jimbo34]

We'll find it later, lets just stitch her up

TTSBH in an elevator

Sorry, my little one just pressed ALL the buttons..

TTSBH in a job interview

 

[RobLovesMusic]

Sorry, my little one just pressed ALL the buttons..

TTSBH in a job interview

"Hang on a minute, this call is important"

TTSHB when you wake up

 

[Jimbo34]

"Hang on a minute, this call is important"

TTSHB when you wake up

Oops, I set the alarm for PM instead of AM..


TTSBH in a grocery checkout

 

[o_so_wet]

Oops, I set the alarm for PM instead of AM..


TTSBH in a grocery checkout

"I have this book of coupons, can we check if they're any good ? "

TTSBH in the middle of a wedding.

 

[Jimbo34]

"I have this book of coupons, can we check if they're any good ? "

TTSBH in the middle of a wedding.

"What's your name again?"

TTSBH at a funeral

 

[RobLovesMusic]

"What's your name again?"

TTSBH at a funeral

Now I'll never get that hundred bucks!

TTSBH on an airplane

 

[WolfsButterfly]

Now I'll never get that hundred bucks!

TTSBH on an airplane

Are you sure you know how to fly this thing?

TTSBH when at the post office.

 

[cliteatingman]

Are you sure you know how to fly this thing?

TTSBH when at the post office.

What is that white powder?


TTSBH after sex