Things you should never say after sex!

[Guest]

Ok tell us something you should never say after sex. Ill start:

"Your mom was better"

 

[Cheyenne]

Are you done yet?

 

[MinkSoul]

"Oh.....I'm sorry.......I was asleep....
Did you want something?"

 

[OUTSIDER]

"Thats it I'm turning gay/strait"

 

[OUTSIDER]

"What's your name again" "who ARE you".

 

[R Nitelight]

"Your Grandmother was better"

 

[OUTSIDER]

(phone rings)hello ? oh nothing and you?

 

[OUTSIDER]

"Don't tell my husband/wife".

 

[MinkSoul]

UhOh.... i think it broke....

 

[BrainyBeauty]

Now serving #

"NEXT!"

 

[Starfish]

Next time, lets try a carrot in that ass of yours!

 

[R Nitelight]

Are you sure this wasn't your first time?

 

[OUTSIDER]

"Can you finish now I have a meeting".

 

[OUTSIDER]

"I hope you don't expect a pay raise for this"

 

[Starfish]

Daddy, can you please untie me now?

 

[WriterDom]

Can I keep your panties? The guys down at the bar said they needed proof.

 

[BrainyBeauty]

"No, really! The doctor says that it's nothing to worry about"

 

[R Nitelight]

"You were no Todd......"

 

[OUTSIDER]

"Hurry up the games about to start".

 

[naudiz]

What do you mean, "Can I give you change for a twenty?!"

 

[OUTSIDER]

"can I have ride home after this"

 

[Nobody Special]

Where should I leave the Money??

is that all??

why can't you be more like my ex??

OR....

"Thank you, You're the Best I ever had, Tiffany", when her name is Carol

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P.S. I would never make these mistakes... ESP.. with the WIFE she owuld KILL ME!!!!!!!!

 

[OUTSIDER]

"Wow thats the same bra/panties my momma wears"

 

[MinkSoul]

Mom always liked you better...

 

[Guest]

"Ever have Crabs? You do now!"